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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6525 on: May 07, 2014, 09:19:17 AM »
Despite what's happened these last few pages, the most shocking development was beems' confession via metaphor of at least back to front wiping, if not to being a full bore front wiper.

maybe his preferred position for making a B.M. is while doing a handstand?  Most likely its wiping B2F, tho.

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« Reply #6526 on: May 07, 2014, 09:39:57 AM »
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They absolutley have to square off the bowl and add some premium seating to both sides. That in itself probably classifies as completely gutting it. I was thinking more of a Texas or Nebraska scale of renovation
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« Reply #6527 on: May 07, 2014, 10:00:43 AM »
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They absolutley have to square off the bowl and add some premium seating to both sides. That in itself probably classifies as completely gutting it. I was thinking more of a Texas or Nebraska scale of renovation

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« Reply #6528 on: May 07, 2014, 11:02:35 AM »
Back for more bad takes.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6529 on: May 07, 2014, 11:10:49 AM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

Can't open, I love the "rip his rough ridin' head off" chant but it is kind of audacious to base a advertising campaign off of it

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6530 on: May 07, 2014, 11:11:57 AM »
I think if you searched, you would find [literally] hundreds of pages of posts PI'ng ole beems.

The beems PI -> Meltdown -> Hiatus -> Warm Return cycle is repeated about quarterly I think. In alignment with the seasons.

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« Reply #6531 on: May 07, 2014, 11:16:40 AM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

Hey, that's a pretty snazzy website.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6532 on: May 07, 2014, 11:19:25 AM »
Still not sure what "end his throat" means.

I imagine something like this to the throat region.


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« Reply #6533 on: May 07, 2014, 11:20:41 AM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

Saw this on TV. I laughed a little, but then applauded at their marketing/athletic departments attempt.

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« Reply #6534 on: May 07, 2014, 11:44:55 AM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

Saw this on TV. I laughed a little, but then applauded at their marketing/athletic departments attempt.

Light pole swaying in the wind at the end, almost as if waving its own wheat. 1chant

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6535 on: May 07, 2014, 12:15:43 PM »
end his throat is pretty great, it's going straight into my everyday vernacular


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #6536 on: May 07, 2014, 12:46:47 PM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

They're really trying to stick it to us with that "more than family" nonsense.

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« Reply #6537 on: May 07, 2014, 02:04:50 PM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

They're really trying to stick it to us with that "more than family" nonsense.

How are they more than family?  Do they marry their cousins or something?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6538 on: May 07, 2014, 02:15:52 PM »
That website is dynamite.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6539 on: May 07, 2014, 02:16:34 PM »
phog.net scooped that like two weeks ago

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6540 on: May 07, 2014, 02:17:58 PM »
phog.net scooped that like two weeks ago

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6541 on: May 07, 2014, 02:36:49 PM »
crap I designed the site.

Boom.

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« Reply #6542 on: May 07, 2014, 02:40:00 PM »
That website is dynamite.

No kidding. James Earl Jones voice about had me buying season tickets.

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« Reply #6543 on: May 07, 2014, 05:01:18 PM »
That website is dynamite.

No kidding. James Earl Jones voice about had me buying season tickets.
Blasphemy, James Earl Jones has one of the best voices of all time.  You don't throw that around lightly.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6544 on: May 07, 2014, 05:05:59 PM »
The dots made me think I was watching this on one of those CRT televisions hanging around ol' Memorial.

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« Reply #6545 on: May 07, 2014, 05:07:14 PM »
good video.

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« Reply #6546 on: May 07, 2014, 05:10:02 PM »
ONE TEAM
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

They're really trying to stick it to us with that "more than family" nonsense.

How are they more than family?  Do they marry their cousins or something?

I've been noticing that not so subtle jab at us ever since I heard their first radio commercial for season tix a few month back. I'm interested in seeing how far they want to take this one, since we have more than quadrupled down on the whole "Family" thing.
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« Reply #6547 on: May 07, 2014, 05:12:42 PM »
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« Reply #6548 on: May 07, 2014, 05:13:21 PM »
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http://oneteamonechant.com/

They're really trying to stick it to us with that "more than family" nonsense.

How are they more than family?  Do they marry their cousins or something?

I've been noticing that not so subtle jab at us ever since I heard their first radio commercial for season tix a few month back. I'm interested in seeing how far they want to take this one, since we have more than quadrupled down on the whole "Family" thing.

This could be an interesting development to follow. Would be kind of understandable considering the massive amount of family brandage we are doing, but I don't know if anyone will care if it comes from ku football. I hope they try though.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #6549 on: May 07, 2014, 05:23:17 PM »
That's a nice video except the light pole at the end, swaying like it's about to fall down. Reminds me of their stadium.