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KU football is hurting
« Reply #20125 on: January 09, 2019, 10:47:05 PM »
I was shocked to read that the Douglas County District Attorney graduated from KU (undergrad and law school) ... I am not at all surprised, but a diversion seems blatantly like they don’t care at all.

It is probably more an issue of not being a very good lawyer.

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« Reply #20126 on: January 09, 2019, 10:47:46 PM »
Their OC spent 4.5 weeks in that shithole before deciding to move somewhere less shitty: Troy, Alabama.

Yikes.  Granted it was for a head coaching job.  Bummer for KU.

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« Reply #20127 on: January 10, 2019, 07:12:16 AM »
I think Major Applewhite is looking for employment
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« Reply #20128 on: January 10, 2019, 07:16:10 AM »
Good news for KU is that OC sucks crap


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« Reply #20129 on: January 10, 2019, 10:28:49 AM »
I think Major Applewhite is looking for employment

That would be a worthy consideration on their part.

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« Reply #20130 on: January 10, 2019, 10:29:36 AM »
Good news for KU is that OC sucks crap


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Troy could have only been thinking in terms of his ties to the area, otherwise, he's an extremely mediocre collegiate OC.


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« Reply #20131 on: January 10, 2019, 12:35:19 PM »
I was shocked to read that the Douglas County District Attorney graduated from KU (undergrad and law school) ... I am not at all surprised, but a diversion seems blatantly like they don’t care at all.

It is probably more an issue of not being a very good lawyer.

Most District Attorney and county attorney offices don't allow DV offenders to apply for, much less receive diversion.  Shameful what goes on in Lawrentucky.

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« Reply #20132 on: January 10, 2019, 12:44:18 PM »
I was shocked to read that the Douglas County District Attorney graduated from KU (undergrad and law school) ... I am not at all surprised, but a diversion seems blatantly like they don’t care at all.

It is probably more an issue of not being a very good lawyer.

Most District Attorney and county attorney offices don't allow DV offenders to apply for, much less receive diversion.  Shameful what goes on in Lawrentucky.

I've seen worse DV cases dismissed/diverted in Douglas County.

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« Reply #20133 on: January 10, 2019, 01:50:25 PM »
There are texts where he admitted to striking an 18 year old girl.  It would be Baylor bad if Les lets him play again

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20134 on: January 10, 2019, 02:06:37 PM »
I was shocked to read that the Douglas County District Attorney graduated from KU (undergrad and law school) ... I am not at all surprised, but a diversion seems blatantly like they don’t care at all.

It is probably more an issue of not being a very good lawyer.

Most District Attorney and county attorney offices don't allow DV offenders to apply for, much less receive diversion.  Shameful what goes on in Lawrentucky.

I've seen worse DV cases dismissed/diverted in Douglas County.

Perhaps they randomly dismiss/divert DV cases in Douglas County, so when the times comes to let an athlete off the hook, it doesn't seem so unusual.

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« Reply #20135 on: January 10, 2019, 02:27:46 PM »
Tricky question:  Has a woman beater never NOT been allowed back on their respective KU team?

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« Reply #20136 on: January 10, 2019, 04:25:46 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman


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« Reply #20137 on: January 10, 2019, 04:42:19 PM »
I think Major Applewhite is looking for employment

USC is looking for an OC

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« Reply #20138 on: January 10, 2019, 06:21:47 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman

Except for Josh Jackson and Vick

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« Reply #20139 on: January 10, 2019, 06:22:00 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman
In the legal biz, they have what you call a "one free bite" rule, where every doggy gets to bite one person before the owner is on notice that they have a dangerous doggy and the owner is liable for subsequent bites.

In Lawrence, they have what you call a "one free punch a woman in the stomach" rule.  Use it wisely!


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« Reply #20140 on: January 10, 2019, 09:55:26 PM »
Had no idea Dlew practiced dogbite law.

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« Reply #20141 on: January 11, 2019, 07:50:50 AM »
Would you say that's a large hand above, or below bird law?

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« Reply #20142 on: January 11, 2019, 01:42:33 PM »
just dropped by to ensure this thread is still up and running.

The phog is currently trying to decide which, if any, of their new coaching staff is going to recruit the KC metro area.......good stuff, as always.....
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20143 on: January 11, 2019, 02:45:30 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman
In the legal biz, they have what you call a "one free bite" rule, where every doggy gets to bite one person before the owner is on notice that they have a dangerous doggy and the owner is liable for subsequent bites.

In Lawrence, they have what you call a "one free punch a woman in the stomach" rule.  Use it wisely!

What about also choking?

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« Reply #20144 on: January 11, 2019, 02:57:26 PM »
If Pooka is reinstated on to the team, it's gonna be a fist pumping moment for KU fans.

My goodness the MCMW culture over there is cranked to 11, so jealous.


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« Reply #20145 on: January 11, 2019, 03:01:23 PM »
All of my crimson & blue friends are absolutely certain Pooka will be re-instated.  Not a doubt in their minds.  They're so accustomed to KU putting violent criminals on the rosters of their sports teams, who could blame them?

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« Reply #20146 on: January 11, 2019, 03:15:29 PM »
Is there any way a tech guru could design a "contact lens" that "augments" a 'hawk fb player's vision so that the opposing team appears to be young women? @tbt?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20147 on: January 11, 2019, 04:08:38 PM »
=mods?= can we change the thread title to “KU football is hurting women”?
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« Reply #20148 on: January 11, 2019, 04:15:11 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20149 on: January 11, 2019, 04:32:40 PM »
If Pooka is reinstated on to the team, it's gonna be a fist pumping moment for KU fans.

My goodness the MCMW culture over there is cranked to 11, so jealous.

They make even Baylor blush