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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20125 on: January 10, 2019, 06:21:47 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman

Except for Josh Jackson and Vick

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20126 on: January 10, 2019, 06:22:00 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman
In the legal biz, they have what you call a "one free bite" rule, where every doggy gets to bite one person before the owner is on notice that they have a dangerous doggy and the owner is liable for subsequent bites.

In Lawrence, they have what you call a "one free punch a woman in the stomach" rule.  Use it wisely!


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20127 on: January 10, 2019, 09:55:26 PM »
Had no idea Dlew practiced dogbite law.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20128 on: January 11, 2019, 07:50:50 AM »
Would you say that's a large hand above, or below bird law?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20129 on: January 11, 2019, 01:42:33 PM »
just dropped by to ensure this thread is still up and running.

The phog is currently trying to decide which, if any, of their new coaching staff is going to recruit the KC metro area.......good stuff, as always.....
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20130 on: January 11, 2019, 02:45:30 PM »
i think the message is- whatever you do, do NOT beat up more than one woman
In the legal biz, they have what you call a "one free bite" rule, where every doggy gets to bite one person before the owner is on notice that they have a dangerous doggy and the owner is liable for subsequent bites.

In Lawrence, they have what you call a "one free punch a woman in the stomach" rule.  Use it wisely!

What about also choking?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20131 on: January 11, 2019, 02:57:26 PM »
If Pooka is reinstated on to the team, it's gonna be a fist pumping moment for KU fans.

My goodness the MCMW culture over there is cranked to 11, so jealous.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20132 on: January 11, 2019, 03:01:23 PM »
All of my crimson & blue friends are absolutely certain Pooka will be re-instated.  Not a doubt in their minds.  They're so accustomed to KU putting violent criminals on the rosters of their sports teams, who could blame them?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20133 on: January 11, 2019, 03:15:29 PM »
Is there any way a tech guru could design a "contact lens" that "augments" a 'hawk fb player's vision so that the opposing team appears to be young women? @tbt?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20134 on: January 11, 2019, 04:08:38 PM »
=mods?= can we change the thread title to “KU football is hurting women”?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20135 on: January 11, 2019, 04:15:11 PM »
"eff KU" - Darude

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20136 on: January 11, 2019, 04:32:40 PM »
If Pooka is reinstated on to the team, it's gonna be a fist pumping moment for KU fans.

My goodness the MCMW culture over there is cranked to 11, so jealous.

They make even Baylor blush

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20137 on: January 11, 2019, 04:44:25 PM »
i can't in good conscience cheer for them anymore.  to quote Darude "eff KU"

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20138 on: January 11, 2019, 07:31:53 PM »
i can't in good conscience cheer for them anymore.  to quote Darude "eff KU"

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20139 on: January 12, 2019, 10:40:19 AM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20140 on: January 12, 2019, 01:44:25 PM »
Pretty awesome, tbh

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20141 on: January 12, 2019, 01:51:24 PM »
yes

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20142 on: January 12, 2019, 05:23:46 PM »
Unfortunate optics for the rep KU has established though.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20143 on: January 13, 2019, 10:20:01 AM »
They both look terrible
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Re: KU football is hurting
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20145 on: January 23, 2019, 07:02:27 PM »
Does this qualify as hurting?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20146 on: January 23, 2019, 07:07:48 PM »
No, I like that


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20147 on: January 24, 2019, 09:05:22 AM »
prefered.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20148 on: January 24, 2019, 09:14:07 AM »
So even with the Mad Hatter roaming the sidelines, they cant recruit a whole team?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20149 on: January 24, 2019, 09:23:40 AM »
So even with the Mad Hatter roaming the sidelines, they cant recruit a whole team?

this Miles thing is not gonna go the way they think.......
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