Author Topic: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!  (Read 3996389 times)

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Received an email with the subject "K-State kicked out of the Big 12". The body was as follows:
How did this happen?  Why would they even put a Jayhawk in their formation for the marching band?  What does that do for them?  And what does the Enterprise have to do with KU or K-State?

I don't understand. 

Can't we all just get along?!?!

Hope you are well.
 


This is from the KU guy who fired me via text from my daughters soccer team.
I want to be civil. How do I respond? How do I help?


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How on earth does the bolded happen?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Received an email with the subject "K-State kicked out of the Big 12". The body was as follows:
How did this happen?  Why would they even put a Jayhawk in their formation for the marching band?  What does that do for them?  And what does the Enterprise have to do with KU or K-State?

I don't understand. 

Can't we all just get along?!?!

Hope you are well.
 


This is from the KU guy who fired me via text from my daughters soccer team.
I want to be civil. How do I respond? How do I help?


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How on earth does the bolded happen?

Yes, never heard of a KU guy boss.  :surprised:

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Remind KU guy it's football season not marching band season.

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Received an email with the subject "K-State kicked out of the Big 12". The body was as follows:
How did this happen?  Why would they even put a Jayhawk in their formation for the marching band?  What does that do for them?  And what does the Enterprise have to do with KU or K-State?

I don't understand. 

Can't we all just get along?!?!

Hope you are well.
 


This is from the KU guy who fired me via text from my daughters soccer team.
I want to be civil. How do I respond? How do I help?


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How on earth does the bolded happen?

Yes, never heard of a KU guy boss.  :surprised:

I must of missed the boss part
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Received an email with the subject "K-State kicked out of the Big 12". The body was as follows:
How did this happen?  Why would they even put a Jayhawk in their formation for the marching band?  What does that do for them?  And what does the Enterprise have to do with KU or K-State?

I don't understand. 

Can't we all just get along?!?!

Hope you are well.
 


This is from the KU guy who fired me via text from my daughters soccer team.
I want to be civil. How do I respond? How do I help?


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How on earth does the bolded happen?

Yes, never heard of a KU guy boss.  :surprised:

I must of missed the boss part

Well, he was obviously in charge of the girl's soccer team, which is huge for a KU guy.

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Received an email with the subject "K-State kicked out of the Big 12". The body was as follows:
How did this happen?  Why would they even put a Jayhawk in their formation for the marching band?  What does that do for them?  And what does the Enterprise have to do with KU or K-State?

I don't understand. 

Can't we all just get along?!?!

Hope you are well.
 


This is from the KU guy who fired me via text from my daughters soccer team. I want to be civil. How do I respond? How do I help?


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Act like you have no idea what he is referencing and proceed to ask him what he thought of Bazooka Joe and the stadium improvements.

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I may have the opportunity to meet a very special poster of theirs in person. Pretty sure it will be entertaining if it happens.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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I really liked the "lol dork" suggestion, but I went with this...

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Sorry man. At a soccer tourney thingy. Marching Band? I'll have to look into that. I heard the new north end zone looked great.
What the hell was up with the slow start by KU? I followed for a bit on my phone and then saw 31-7 and gave up. At least they made it a game. Your thoughts, or what are you hearing on Beaty? Fans like him? Team?

Should have sent it yesterday, since the hole "dick in beaker" thing has completely blown up at this point, but oh well.

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The SEC is building them a new stadium dumshit
Look at this dummy. The big 10 will open the piggy bank and out bid ever-y-one to get them.

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After week one we have the #5 running back in the FBS, the #19 overall offense, and we rank in the top 40 in every offensive metric, except overall efficiency.

lol

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After week one we have the #5 running back in the FBS, the #19 overall offense, and we rank in the top 40 in every offensive metric, except overall efficiency.

lol
Wow!

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After week one we have the #5 running back in the FBS, the #19 overall offense, and we rank in the top 40 in every offensive metric, except overall efficiency.

lol

Good grief.

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Yea, and they played one of the best teams in the country...in that division.

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Efficiency is pretty important, hoss.

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Efficient losses are great building blocks.

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http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/page/bottom10090915/familiar-spot-georgia-state-panthers-bottom-10

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If you haven't seen how Kansas iced its loss to (gulp) South Dakota State, the video has run rampant over the Internet, much like the football ran rampant over KU's cleats as the Jayhawks tried to spike the ball to stop the clock. If you're a Kansas fan, it's hard to swallow. Like a Jayhawk trying to eat a starship.


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Last thing is that there has been a mass influx of MU and Syracuse grads into mass media, and how the mass media "generates" storylines via the ESPN method.  They can simply parrot a topic and if repeated enough, can become "the story".  MU grads, no explanation needed, but many Syracuse grads also seem to dislike KU.  Once something becomes "mainstream" it is hard to shake, much like even despite 2008 and 2012, the flameouts against UNI and VCU put us right back into the "choker" label.

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http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/page/bottom10090915/familiar-spot-georgia-state-panthers-bottom-10

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If you haven't seen how Kansas iced its loss to (gulp) South Dakota State, the video has run rampant over the Internet, much like the football ran rampant over KU's cleats as the Jayhawks tried to spike the ball to stop the clock. If you're a Kansas fan, it's hard to swallow. Like a Jayhawk trying to eat a starship.
Hahahaha

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I mean can you imagine watching the cats, and they are down 3, in field goal range, and the qb fumbles the ball trying to spike it and the clock runs out?  I mean I don't know how i'd react, it's such a bizarre situation and so KU.

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Cozart out Pasco'd Pasco

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Cozart out Pasco'd Pasco

Pasco will never be out Pasco'd. 

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Uh, that was close.