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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #200 on: August 17, 2023, 10:37:47 AM »
we are hosting a team building event for our baseball team this saturday. I bought some of those misters to string along the roof of my deck and a 10x10 portable canopy that'll be in the driveway. hopefully that helps BEAT THE HEAT! but probably just make it hotly moist.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #201 on: August 17, 2023, 10:59:42 AM »
About time you fuckers felt the heat.

I was gonna say, it's been like this for MONTHS here.
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #202 on: August 17, 2023, 11:03:02 AM »
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend

the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #203 on: August 17, 2023, 11:23:14 AM »
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend

the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.
This is where I come down. There are some horrible days left in August but the days are getting longer and fall (best season) is approaching. February is just bleak.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #204 on: August 17, 2023, 11:52:11 AM »
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend

the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.
This is where I come down. There are some horrible days left in August but the days are getting longer and fall (best season) is approaching. February is just bleak.

February is the absolute worst. This is coming from someone who has been in triple digit temps for MONTHS now. I'll take this all day long over cold and dreary.
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #205 on: August 17, 2023, 12:09:03 PM »
Does anyone know if it's hot in texas?
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #206 on: August 17, 2023, 12:10:02 PM »
Also could anyone let me know if it's been hot in texas for MONTHS?
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #207 on: August 17, 2023, 12:12:36 PM »
@DaBigTrain can you confirm?
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #208 on: August 17, 2023, 12:24:16 PM »
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #209 on: August 17, 2023, 01:18:25 PM »
I've stated for over 100 years August is the worst month. Anyone who disagrees is a dumb. Although we will be miserable for days and days, I like being proven right.
But we are almost to September which is technically fall. Or is it just a mirage?

September is still too hot but you get nice cool days mixed in, plus football.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #210 on: August 17, 2023, 01:21:10 PM »
I've stated for over 100 years August is the worst month. Anyone who disagrees is a dumb. Although we will be miserable for days and days, I like being proven right.
But we are almost to September which is technically fall. Or is it just a mirage?

September is still too hot but you get nice cool days mixed in, plus football.

Man, I remember going to ACL in OCTOBER and it was still 100+ degrees. Wtf, world?
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #211 on: August 17, 2023, 01:23:23 PM »
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend

the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.

High temps in Feb in KC in 2023:

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #212 on: August 17, 2023, 01:31:03 PM »
I've always considered January a far worse month than February   

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #213 on: August 17, 2023, 02:22:36 PM »
wow, we had a great february this year. in 2022 there were 11 days (including four consecutive) where the temp did not get above 30

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #214 on: August 17, 2023, 02:23:37 PM »
wow, we had a great february this year. in 2022 there were 11 days (including four consecutive) where the temp did not get above 30

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #215 on: August 17, 2023, 02:24:28 PM »
wow, we had a great february this year. in 2022 there were 11 days (including four consecutive) where the temp did not get above 30

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #216 on: August 17, 2023, 02:27:36 PM »
Global warming is making February look sexier every year.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #217 on: August 17, 2023, 02:36:36 PM »
Global warming is making February look sexier every year.

February is basically March now. Meanwhile, August is now basically the surface of Mercury.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #218 on: August 17, 2023, 02:38:33 PM »
canadians are the winners here. we need to invade.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #219 on: August 17, 2023, 02:48:52 PM »
Too many wildfires up there.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #220 on: August 17, 2023, 02:54:52 PM »
i'm going to oregon in a few weeks (first time!) and it's 100+ degrees and stuff is getting canceled due to wildfires :(

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #221 on: August 17, 2023, 03:11:38 PM »
i'm going to oregon in a few weeks (first time!) and it's 100+ degrees and stuff is getting canceled due to wildfires :(

Well, that's August for you.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #222 on: August 17, 2023, 04:09:50 PM »
we are hosting a team building event for our baseball team this saturday. I bought some of those misters to string along the roof of my deck and a 10x10 portable canopy that'll be in the driveway. hopefully that helps BEAT THE HEAT! but probably just make it hotly moist.
when I was young we called “team building” events for our baseball team “practice”, smdh


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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #223 on: August 17, 2023, 04:19:24 PM »
i'm going to oregon in a few weeks (first time!) and it's 100+ degrees and stuff is getting canceled due to wildfires :(

Well, that's August for you.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #224 on: August 18, 2023, 06:46:57 AM »
August has been a sexy lil minx in NEKS this year

Meanwhile, in the L.A. of the Plains, it was 108 the other day, and I couldn't be outside longer than 20 minutes without burning. Thankfully, there was a hot breeze to cool me off. Felt like living in a convection oven.
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