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Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« on: July 10, 2013, 01:26:44 PM »
This is me today:



I drank ice water, but I'M STILL HOT!


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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2013, 01:35:06 PM »
go inside

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2013, 01:35:50 PM »
Ice cream!  :D
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2013, 01:36:13 PM »
sno cone!

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2013, 01:36:36 PM »
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2013, 01:37:41 PM »
pee on a rag and wrap it around your head

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2013, 01:39:57 PM »
Stick the bottom part of your mouth out and blow and the air will go across your face.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 01:41:49 PM »
cool from the core

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2013, 01:48:52 PM »
Take hold of the front of your shirt, between the nipples, and pull it out really fast then let it go back.  Do this rapidly for as long as it takes to cool off.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2013, 01:49:34 PM »
my mother-in-law bought one of those towel things that you just snap and it gets ice cold for a really long time.  buy one of those.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2013, 01:54:25 PM »
Fat guy at my office has one of these.


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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2013, 01:55:54 PM »
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2013, 01:57:13 PM »
Fat guy at my office has one of these.



I feel like I need 2 or 3 of those Emo.


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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2013, 01:57:58 PM »
chinese fan.

vodka lemonade

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2013, 01:58:12 PM »
Also have you tried laying with your belly touching the cold concrete floor?  After a run my dogs do this in the garage, and they keep shifting positions as the concrete they're laying on gets warm.  Also stick out your tongue and breath in and out really fast, "pant."  If that still doesn't work, drown your face in a bucket of water, be sure to slobber a lot.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2013, 02:02:43 PM »
Also have you tried laying with your belly touching the cold concrete floor?  After a run my dogs do this in the garage, and they keep shifting positions as the concrete they're laying on gets warm.  Also stick out your tongue and breath in and out really fast, "pant."  If that still doesn't work, drown your face in a bucket of water, be sure to slobber a lot.

I've tried those! Thinking about just moving to Canada with Pete's bud.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2013, 02:05:20 PM »
dump 4 five lbs. bags of ice or 1 twenty lbs. bag of ice down your shirt and pants and socks

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2013, 02:08:48 PM »
aqua socks and swim trunks, be ready to jump into any body of water you might run across

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2013, 02:11:28 PM »
This sounds bad CF3  :horrorsurprise: :eek: :runaway:

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 02:11:56 PM »
I had to throw a hoodie on after _33's recommendations

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2013, 02:13:13 PM »
Lots of great ideas. I'm feeling better already and can't wait to try them out! Thanks for the help goEMAW.com.

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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2013, 02:20:30 PM »
turn the ac in your truck to "max ac" and wait till october.
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
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Re: Its hot hot hot! How can I beat the heat?
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2013, 02:23:13 PM »
OOO!! I forgot, you could always go to the office fridge and open it up and just stand there right in front of it, stand almost inside it.  Open the freezer too while you're at it.  Scope out any goodies in there you might want while you're at it.