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Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« on: July 08, 2013, 10:09:01 PM »
65 wins at Florida...  31 arrests.

2.1 wins per arrest.

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Re: Urban Meyer proves MCMW theory
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2013, 10:13:49 PM »
Tom Osborne, Barry Switzer, Jerry Tarkanian, and every succesful Miami coach have already proved this thesis

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2013, 10:23:29 PM »
There... fixed the post headline.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 10:57:20 PM »
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.
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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 11:04:40 PM »
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2013, 08:48:31 AM »
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2013, 08:52:44 AM »
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.

Wrong "type" of criminals?

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2013, 09:01:27 AM »
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.

Wrong "type" of criminals?

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2013, 09:23:47 AM »
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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2013, 12:00:50 PM »
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2013, 12:07:08 PM »
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest convict someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2013, 12:41:56 PM »
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1997/12/10/osborne_flashback/phillips.html

Plus, Thunder Collins is in prison for murder right now.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2013, 02:23:39 PM »
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

He had lots of arrests

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2013, 02:32:39 PM »
   Do you get players to buy into the program or just recruit em already hardened

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2013, 02:34:31 PM »
   Do you get players to buy into the program or just recruit em already hardened

Should we form an Leavenworth/Lansing pipeline?!  :excited:

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2013, 03:12:22 PM »
   Do you get players to buy into the program or just recruit em already hardened

With our tucks, it would have to be a strict buy in(jump in?) program.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 03:13:43 PM »
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1997/12/10/osborne_flashback/phillips.html

Plus, Thunder Collins is in prison for murder right now.

Geez. You know it's bad when they save/post articles from before they had a website.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2013, 06:45:53 AM »
so why are writers so pissy with Meyer? because he won't answer their questions about his days at Florida?
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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2013, 08:17:03 AM »
I think we can all agree that when you're hiding guns in your desk drawers, that's pretty much the pinnacle of MCMW.


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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2013, 10:39:33 AM »
I think we can all agree that when you're hiding guns in your desk drawers, that's pretty much the pinnacle of MCMW.

Some ppl call that looking out for the best interests of a youngster who is just having a little hard time transitioning from a tough childhood into manhood, Dax.

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 11:15:39 AM »
I think we can all agree that when you're hiding guns in your desk drawers, that's pretty much the pinnacle of MCMW.

Some ppl call that looking out for the best interests of a youngster who is just having a little hard time transitioning from a tough childhood into manhood, Dax.

True, and there's the safe place factor as well.


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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2013, 11:22:03 AM »
Damn, we missed with Marcus Raines

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2013, 02:22:29 PM »
Damn, we missed with Marcus Raines

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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2013, 08:49:05 PM »
i'm pretty sure that the Peter brothers just raped another chick

as an aside I was told by a friend that I knew the chick that Lawrence drug down the stairs by her hair.  i did this  :horrorsurprise:

also thread should be changed to Tom Osborne perfects MCMW. 

not only did he pull it off he won as much as Meyer did at Florida and is still revered despite his atrocities


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Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2013, 09:04:17 PM »
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"Game's been called off," one booster said. "Nobody can make bail."

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