So last night the filly confessed that I wore her Brandon Rush squawk shirt to workout to everyone and she also brought up a conversation I had earlier with her that day. "Who's the hottest person you've ever banged?" The guys got really excited when they realized that I would be such a respect to start a convo like that. Trim also introduced her to this website. 
So she let it slip that fanning wore a ku t-shirt on Wednesday. We started interrogating him, and he said, in one back-to-back sentence statement, "I didn't wear a squawk shirt. I was working out." Something to that effect. Like, his first sentence was an outright lie and in that split second between 1st sentence and 2nd sentence, he simply moved on to his justification of why he did what he'd just denied. Pretty amazing.
At some point, fanning forgets everything he's ever learned and is telling us about his sex life with this girl, while she's there, and it comes up that at a recent otherwise routine breakfast, he abruptly asks her who the hottest guy she's mumped was. She tells us that she appeased fanning by telling him it was him, but when she asked him who his hottest girl was, he basically did a top 10 list debate with himself (she wasn't #1). That's fanning!
Later, and I can't remember what he was fanningbragging about, but he tells some story, again with her right there about some past sexual conquest he'd had and how "weird" it was. That set off another round of PI on fanning's definition of the word "weird."
Also, and daiji will really need to help with some of these details, fanning is attempting to justify his own and/or somebody else's RP-esque behavior in a past relationship with "maybe he was just banging her for a while." Squawk filly asked fanning if he was just banging her for a while. Fanning giggled.
I hope she signs up here soon, but maybe the weekend's all booked with her shopping for fanning's new $200 jeans.
But the main takeaway is fanning = squawk. Which reminds me, that screen name just won't do.
