Official eff Bison early thread

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Lollipop. Kid.   We need to get one of these ksu chumps to invite us to thier tailgate so we can show them how to party

Although I wouldn't want you anywhere near my group,  I have a couple "official" tailgates to attend.

You'll probably find these people more your speed anyway:  http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670

 

That's not very welcoming.

I might change my mind if you're bringing you're buddy SamsRams with you...  I've never met anybody as delusional as that kid.

 

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Lollipop. Kid.   We need to get one of these ksu chumps to invite us to thier tailgate so we can show them how to party

Although I wouldn't want you anywhere near my group,  I have a couple "official" tailgates to attend.

You'll probably find these people more your speed anyway:  http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670

 

That's not very welcoming.

I might change my mind if you're bringing you're buddy SamsRams with you...  I've never met anybody as delusional as that kid.

 

That could be arranged

[Mr Bread]

samsrams is a backstabbing wannabe. he wont be partying with lollypop and me, he takes potshots 24/7 at someone who has helped him in the past.

He's the very best of you and it's not even close. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

so you won 3 conference titles in 2012-2013 and NOW you are called titletown??

was it called titletown before that?

and you've never won a national title in anything?

I AM NOT SmACKING, I JUST WANT THESE 3 QUESTIONS ANSWERED:

Yes
Yes
Yes??????

A. Yes
B. Yes, right after the basketball title
C. Yes, Robotics (7 in fact) and Debate... get on my level

You left out fishing. #3MAW

Look out a&m!

Careful!!!  Your longhorn is showing...

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/member.php/197-MNLonghorn10

 

Derp

Herp

http://www.bisonville.com/forum/member.php?2927-MNLonghorn10

Why are you hiding while here, Kirk? 

 

Ndsu keeps me sane :-)

Good job of dodging the question...  You can find me at the shag as "bookiepimp" and although I've not posted at Bisonville, I signed up there as "bookiepimp", too.

Dunno why your vagina was so sandy that you had to hide behind a sock here... Even lakes had a big enuff sack to use his regular posting moniker. 

Congrats to lakesbison.  We've found a bigger pussy on the interwebs!

 

After what happened to sys on the soonerhoops board, I can't say I really blame him.

[ShellShock]

he smokes more than us too, not the best of us, he's a whiny bitch and a back stabber by stealing my TWITTER handle that my company owns.

Joe Robbie would be ashamed at fellow alumni acting like this!

[Mr Bread]

he smokes more than us too, not the best of us, he's a whiny bitch and a back stabber by stealing my TWITTER handle that my company owns.

Sounds like he makes a habit of dominating you in every aspect of life.  Business domination? Check.  Smoking domination? Check.  Twitter domination? Check.  Stabbing domination? Check.  Whining domination? Check.

He's destroying you. 

[Trim]

What's going on here?  Just woke up from a nap with lakebison blowing my mod phone up.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

What's going on here?  Just woke up from a nap with lakebison blowing my mod phone up.

Maybe he wants you to go hard on the "win line" while overlooking the game in Vegas?

[Pett]

Looks like they are effing themselves early

http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/ndsu-defensive-tackle-suspended-season-opener-0

[GoodForAnother]

leeeeevonnnnnn...leevon likes his monnnneyyyyy drunk driving

[lakesbison]

He was out with knee surgery , sucks to get a DUI. But 1 in 7 has one up here. Cops get bored

['taterblast]

sucks to get a DUI. But 1 in 7 has one up here.

 

[star seed 7]

sucks to get a DUI. But 1 in 7 has one up here.

 

You don't understand, blast, it's the cops fault that they put other people's lives in danger.

[lakesbison]

Yea driving 25 mph in a residential neighborhood at 1am really endangers a lot...

[Havs]

sucks to get a DUI. But 1 in 7 has one up here.

 

You don't understand, blast, it's the cops fault that they put other people's lives in danger.

They should just build a big wall around North Dakota. Good grief.

[The Big Train]

sucks to get a DUI. But 1 in 7 has one up here.

 

There is probably going to be more than 6 of them in MHK for the game.   

[EMAWican]

Yea driving 25 mph in a residential neighborhood at 1am really endangers a lot...

Those plywood walls of those shanties and upscale trailers would be splintered to toothpicks and couldn't stop that monster from splattering little Billie all over the bullguard on his jacked-up F-350 dually.

[Frankenklein]

Yea driving 25 mph in a residential neighborhood at 1am really endangers a lot...

Those plywood walls of those shanties and upscale trailers would be splintered to toothpicks and couldn't stop that monster from splattering little Billie all over the bullguard on his jacked-up F-350 dually.

upscale trailers 

[Bqqkie Pimp]

He was out with knee surgery , sucks to get a DUI. But 1 in 7 has one up here. Cops get bored

This is the standard, company line talking point throughout the bison faithful.  They have an entire thread at bisonville dedicated to justifying drunk driving.

 

[slobber]

Yea driving 25 mph in a residential neighborhood at 1am really endangers a lot...

If you are not trolling, then you are a total dumbass. If you are trolling, nice job.

[lakesbison]

SO back to my regularly scheduled program...

who's got a TAILGATE spot for 10 of us, couple skanks.   You let us put up 1 NDSU flag, we let you put down the 8 bottles of CROWN we are bringing.

Deal??  inbox me. or we can hash out details on here.

[Tobias]

Yea driving 25 mph in a residential neighborhood at 1am really endangers a lot...

If you are not trolling, then you are a total dumbass. If you are trolling, nice job.

have some cultural sensitivity dobber

[eastcat]

SO back to my regularly scheduled program...

who's got a TAILGATE spot for 10 of us, couple skanks.   You let us put up 1 NDSU flag, we let you put down the 8 bottles of CROWN we are bringing.

Deal??  inbox me. or we can hash out details on here.

Be sure you show the crown bottles to the attendants as you pull in the lots, or they will confiscate them later if they are unregistered.

[puniraptor]

SO back to my regularly scheduled program...

who's got a TAILGATE spot for 10 of us, couple skanks.   You let us put up 1 NDSU flag, we let you put down the 8 bottles of CROWN we are bringing.

Deal??  inbox me. or we can hash out details on here.

It's a tempting offer, but you kind of sound like a dick.

[Katpappy]

SO back to my regularly scheduled program...

who's got a TAILGATE spot for 10 of us, couple skanks.   You let us put up 1 NDSU flag, we let you put down the 8 bottles of CROWN we are bringing.

Deal??  inbox me. or we can hash out details on here.

Be sure you show the crown bottles to the attendants as you pull in the lots, or they will confiscate them later if they are unregistered.

You're a lucky man, Lakebison, to be posting in the great and wonderful land of go.Emaw.  Where else would you be privy to such inside information.