Author Topic: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY (Read 6667 times)

Pete · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:04:07 PM »

I bet it's a vasectomy!

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #26 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:05:51 PM »

belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #27 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:06:50 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 23, 2013, 11:04:07 PM

I bet it's a vasectomy!

have i ever told the story about the guy that did his own vasectomy? pretty sure i have. it's apparently a very easy procedure.

CNS · « **Reply #28 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:07:32 PM »

Tattoo removal. Name of dream Caribbean resteaunt.

Dreams come and go, but Caribbean restraunt name tattoos are forever.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #29 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:08:40 PM »

So, I'm going to take some flowers by rd's room at Belton Hospital on Tuesday before my softball game if anyone wants to throw in.

jtksu · « **Reply #30 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:09:21 PM »

Mole removal. Daris strikes me as a moley ass mofo.

DQ12 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on June 23, 2013, 11:08:40 PM

So, I'm going to take some flowers by rd's room at Belton Hospital on Tuesday before my softball game if anyone wants to throw in.

money's pretty tight for me right now, but, hey, stuff like this is important.

you got a hamilton coming your way.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #32 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:13:59 PM »

LASIK. Figures its worth it when you consider the money you'll spend on glasses for the rest of your life.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #33 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:14:43 PM »

Just checked, visiting hours are 4-6. Let's do this for rd

Pete · « **Reply #34 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:17:04 PM »

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #35 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:20:27 PM »

Man, hospital food, am I right guys?!

DQ12 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:27:43 PM »

i'll have the mrs. cook up a casserole and swing it by belton around 530 after work

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #37 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:28:55 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on June 23, 2013, 11:09:21 PM

Mole removal. Daris strikes me as a moley ass mofo.

actually not true

Pete · « **Reply #38 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:31:05 PM »

I have a number of Louis L'Amour's that I'll bring by.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #39 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:37:53 PM »

Hey Daris, Belton Community Days was this weekend. I heard that there is a food truck there selling the world's BEST homemade root beer.

bones129 · « **Reply #40 on:** June 23, 2013, 11:52:01 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on June 23, 2013, 11:05:51 PM

belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

I remember getting drunk there years ago, but I don't recall why I was there. Haven't been back since.

jtksu · « **Reply #41 on:** June 24, 2013, 12:02:30 AM »

Quote from: bones129 on June 23, 2013, 11:52:01 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on June 23, 2013, 11:05:51 PM
belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

I remember getting drunk there years ago, but I don't recall why I was there. Haven't been back since.

I think there is a brewery there. Maybe that's it?

jtksu · « **Reply #42 on:** June 24, 2013, 12:03:36 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on June 23, 2013, 11:28:55 PM

Quote from: jtksu on June 23, 2013, 11:09:21 PM
Mole removal. Daris strikes me as a moley ass mofo.

actually not true

Pretty much what one would expect a moleman to say. Typical.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #43 on:** June 24, 2013, 09:27:11 AM »

laser hair removal.. if you have never met rick he looks a lot like george the animal steele

CNS · « **Reply #44 on:** June 24, 2013, 09:31:50 AM »

Quote from: bones129 on June 23, 2013, 11:52:01 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on June 23, 2013, 11:05:51 PM
belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

I remember getting drunk there years ago, but I don't recall why I was there. Haven't been back since.

They specialize in those family all-you-can-eat buffet things that are super cheap, super gross, and made so that all pathways are wide enough for your rascal scooter.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #45 on:** June 24, 2013, 09:34:48 AM »

https://www.carepages.com/

search "daris yearly physical and laser hair removal" for hourly updates on rick's status.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #46 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:09:42 AM »

probs just a haircut. rick takes his hair super serious.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #47 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:11:47 AM »

Getting a tendons removed that he feels do nothing but slow him down

CNS · « **Reply #48 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:16:21 AM »

Guys, after thinking about this I don't think it is surgery. I mean this whole remote-location-somewhat-far-from-home-yet-easily-driveable-but-still-in-a-seedy-location thing seems very CraigsList'ey.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #49 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:22:45 AM »

I saw you at PRICE CHOPPER, I said hello - w4m - 45 (Liberty, MO)

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Okay, this is really a weird situation. I was at Price Chopper in Liberty, MO out off of 291 (south) the old Price Chopper on June 23rd, 2013 around 3:30-4 pm. I was standing back at the fish counter, I saw you. You were walking towards me, you walked with a limp, you have blonde (very short hair) you went back to the area where the frozen turkey and fish is located. You were wearing jeans. You paid at the service counter. You walk with a cane. I said hello to you when you walked past me at the fresh seafood counter, you said hello back to me, I should have chased you out the door because I was standing in line when you left because I hurried up to the front. I just want to say that you are a beautiful man, and while you were walking towards me that is exactly what I was thinking. I know better than to allow a moment to pass and not jump on it. I have no idea what came over me. I was in complete awe

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