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What do Aggies smell like?
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:10:56 AM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/texas-m-notre-dame-join-other-schools-releasing-130237130.html

How can they capture the subtle scents of racism, cultism, jizz jars, penis envy and mediocrity in a single bottle?


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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 11:11:26 AM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 11:35:15 AM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 11:39:10 AM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 11:39:59 AM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 11:42:00 AM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2013, 12:10:18 PM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2013, 12:11:00 PM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 03:57:12 PM »
As strong as the glue from the cabinet factory in Belvue just off US 24 -- only like crap not glue. 

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2013, 04:40:01 PM »
Prolly like hotdogs and leather.
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2013, 11:08:12 PM »
Prolly like hotdogs and leather.

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What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2013, 11:10:51 PM »
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2013, 11:16:53 PM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/texas-m-notre-dame-join-other-schools-releasing-130237130.html

How can they capture the subtle scents of racism, cultism, jizz jars, penis envy and mediocrity in a single bottle?

Pretty much sums it up.

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2013, 01:05:52 AM »
Definitely not old spice, more like eggs, their sister and smelly shower, yuck!  :lol:
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2013, 07:36:56 AM »
    So I open the greatest football blog of all time only to find Shacks has stunk it up with this crap

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2013, 05:12:16 PM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/52283641

JFC, it's like they don't even care about people.

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2013, 02:13:19 AM »
dog poop i think
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2013, 11:00:09 AM »
Like the sock your older brother put on his wank when he wopped off. :horrorsurprise:

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2013, 04:05:34 PM »
Like the sock your older brother put on his wank when he wopped off. :horrorsurprise:
deputy dawg, a little advice.  Don't go telling anyone that you know what you're big brother's sock smells like.  Even if you were little and just playing cops & robbers with it.  And trying to be a scary robber with it, you pulled it over your head and the gooey stuff got stuck in your hair.  And you cried a little when mom slapped and kicked your big brother out of the house for being a pervert. 
NO DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2013, 05:46:17 PM »
Like the sock your older brother put on his wank when he wopped off. :horrorsurprise:
deputy dawg, a little advice.  Don't go telling anyone that you know what you're big brother's sock smells like.  Even if you were little and just playing cops & robbers with it.  And trying to be a scary robber with it, you pulled it over your head and the gooey stuff got stuck in your hair.  And you cried a little when mom slapped and kicked your big brother out of the house for being a pervert. 
NO DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!  :horrorsurprise:

Truth is that two of my sisters wondered what "smelled" in the room I shared with my brother, so they came in and cleaned it up.  After they had done a ton of work, they ran across my brother's sock, and by the stains on it, deduced what it was and told my parents.  Don't know what the folks told my big bro, but man, the room never "smelled" again.

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2013, 06:01:16 PM »
Should have washed the sock after each use.

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Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2013, 06:47:38 PM »
Should have washed the sock after each use.
Is it possible to get an STD from it?  :surprised:
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Re: Re: What do Aggies smell like?
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2013, 06:53:19 PM »
Should have washed the sock after each use.
Is it possible to get an STD from it?  :surprised:

Unlikely, I suspect, but regularly washing this receptacle would probably have eliminated the odor and allowed his sock-boning to continue undetected.

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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2013, 06:54:57 PM »
Should have washed the sock after each use.
Is it possible to get an STD from it?  :surprised:

Unlikely, I suspect, but regularly washing this receptacle would probably have eliminated the odor and allowed his sock-boning to continue undetected.
Yes, agree completely.  :thumbs:
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