Author Topic: Ron Prince Stories! (Read 573135 times)

DGale · « **Reply #1925 on:** September 13, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »

Quote from: CNS on September 13, 2013, 03:45:51 PM

Yes. Young Ron is pretty sexy.

Ugh. He's probably taking a congratulatory selfie at this very moment.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1926 on:** September 13, 2013, 03:56:20 PM »

If you look closely, you can see that Ron suffers from crippling low self esteem.

MadCat · « **Reply #1927 on:** September 13, 2013, 04:32:54 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 13, 2013, 03:48:46 PM

Quote from: CNS on September 13, 2013, 03:45:51 PM
Yes. Young Ron is pretty sexy.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

CNS · « **Reply #1928 on:** September 13, 2013, 04:42:49 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on September 13, 2013, 04:32:54 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 13, 2013, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: CNS on September 13, 2013, 03:45:51 PM
Yes. Young Ron is pretty sexy.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

MadCat just upBreaded Bread.

CNS · « **Reply #1929 on:** September 13, 2013, 04:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on September 13, 2013, 03:56:20 PM

If you look closely, you can see that Ron suffers from crippling low self esteem.

Yeah, that guy flexed in every mirror he passed.

Sweet haircut, though.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1930 on:** September 13, 2013, 04:45:16 PM »

7Up doesn't have Juice!

(diet too!)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1931 on:** September 13, 2013, 04:52:55 PM »

Quote from: Trim on September 13, 2013, 02:56:42 PM

Quote from: a visitor on September 13, 2013, 02:51:42 PM
wouldn't let me do all fizz earlier, aren't you guys observant, here you go

For the first millisecond that guy on the right looked like somebody who don't even care.

oh man. just saw the pic, thought the same thing and then just saw that you did too. uncanny.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1932 on:** September 13, 2013, 05:08:02 PM »

http://www.ebay.com/itm/FULL-10oz-SLICE-LEMON-LIME-SODA-BOTTLE-byPEPSI-COLA-BOTTLING-CO-/231053593060?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35cbde09e4

Fattyfest 2014 auction?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1933 on:** September 13, 2013, 06:33:54 PM »

Quote from: CNS on September 13, 2013, 04:42:49 PM

Quote from: MadCat on September 13, 2013, 04:32:54 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on September 13, 2013, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: CNS on September 13, 2013, 03:45:51 PM
Yes. Young Ron is pretty sexy.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

MadCat just upBreaded Bread.

You guys can take it up with war hero and friend of emaw Blain Cooper. He said it first, I just copied it. If you think you know better far be it from me to disagree. Go cats.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #1934 on:** September 13, 2013, 08:23:40 PM »

TIL Ron Prince's family used a potato for a camera

DGale · « **Reply #1935 on:** September 13, 2013, 09:04:22 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on June 20, 2013, 10:18:14 AM

Quote from: Trim on June 20, 2013, 09:54:39 AM
Quote from: Bookie Pimp on June 20, 2013, 09:13:34 AM
Quote from: Trim on June 20, 2013, 01:20:40 AM
http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=199&cpage=1#comment-10545

You beat me to it... although I was just going to post this bit:

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BIG DEEZE says:
September 28, 2012 at buzz:06 pm

Ron Prince head faked the eff out of the admin at KSU! He was a loser in HS, a loser at DCCC (where he backed up a walk on from Cimarron. Never got on the field when he transferref to Appalachian State. Will tell you that he started against Clemson and coouldn’t stop the counter move of Chester McGlockton. This loser never played a play at Appalachian State. He got the last laugh when you guys had to pay him 1.buzz million dollars… Ron left his wife after they got fired in Indianapolis and when he moved to Jacksonville he dumped his mother in a retirement home. He cheated on her with several women that he eventually showed pics of the “acts of ill-repute” to so she would believe him. I cam remeber when Prince was selling CRACK in college to make fast cash and along the way he mumped his friends who gave him the money to start his dope game. WHAT BITCH?

Recent events have convinced me that Big Deeze was at least 80% truthful there.
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Methinks your guesstimate falls a bit short...

Pages and pages later, methinks Bookie Pimp is correct. Who is Big Deez? Would love to talk.
I don't know what Ranni did on the football field. Can confirm everything else here except owing people money.
After I saw this post I told my dear soul mate that I thought he was a horrible man. He told me he wasn't going to open the link because he thought it was a "virus." A gE virus of truth.

Looking at a visitor's pics today I felt sad. Maybe because he was just a kid. Then he turned into what? All that stuff Big Deez described.

slobber · « **Reply #1936 on:** September 13, 2013, 09:24:10 PM »

Am I the only one that sees Frank in the middle photo?

Gonna win 'em all!

Trim · « **Reply #1937 on:** September 13, 2013, 09:47:51 PM »

Quote from: DGale on September 13, 2013, 09:04:22 PM

A gE virus of truth.

_FAN, new t-shirt please. T-Y.

MadCat · « **Reply #1938 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:33:50 PM »

DGale really is a treasure.

DGale · « **Reply #1939 on:** September 14, 2013, 02:24:03 AM »

A Rutgers fan saw Ranni in the grocery store and thought he was "huge" and that he had a nice looking wife/girlfriend. Another fan wondered why his bio doesn't mention this fine woman. Well, maybe because their relationship started in a bathroom stall while their spouses were in the building. Or because he was busy introducing me to Jerry Glanville as the love of his life while Indy was recovering from their Desire adventure. How do you summarize that in a bio? How about: "and coach Prince co-habitates with a fellow adulterer who likes to read, bake cookies and get freaky at 'the disco.' His former wife and children could not be more proud and excited for him."

DGale doesn't have the heart to tell the Rutgers fans that their big, Slice-drinking OC may not be what he seems.

http://rutgers.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=642&tid=166672617&mid=166672617&sid=988&style=2

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1940 on:** September 14, 2013, 11:16:24 AM »

Slice is 10% juice though

DGale · « **Reply #1941 on:** September 14, 2013, 04:13:23 PM »

After my last post, a man who knows Ranni and Indy reminded me that the woman in the grocery store may not have been Indy. A visitor refers to "anything with lady parts." My apologies to Indy if Ranni was spotted with one of his "friends" in Jersey (OMG, that is a reality show. Ron Prince in the midst of fake tans and open, um...). One of the creepier things he used to do was look me up and down and tell me that he loved it, "like a fat kid loves cake." I'm sure his other "friends" could verify this. In Jersey it must be like a Food Network bake-off.

Trying to figure out if I can get the game on TV today. Looks like a no. Those with my number could text me updates if so inclined. In the mean time...in the mood for a little cake. Kidding! Or better yet, the memory eraser thing that the guys from Men in Black have. Yes please. Let it be true that memories can be erased.

Go Cats!

Trim · « **Reply #1942 on:** September 14, 2013, 04:48:29 PM »

Quote from: DGale on September 14, 2013, 02:24:03 AM

DGale doesn't have the heart to tell the Rutgers fans that their big, Slice-drinking OC may not be what he seems.

http://rutgers.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=642&tid=166672617&mid=166672617&sid=988&style=2

I felt fine letting them know, or at least leading them to the info.

Muldoon · « **Reply #1943 on:** September 14, 2013, 05:11:04 PM »

Quote from: DGale on September 14, 2013, 04:13:23 PM

One of the creepier things he used to do was look me up and down and tell me that he loved it, "like a fat kid loves cake."

a visitor · « **Reply #1944 on:** September 14, 2013, 05:26:17 PM »

DGale, couldn't have been Indy/Sarah, they said it was a good-looking woman, not someone who looks disturbingly like their dad. We weren't there, so must be another sweepstakes contestant, nationwide baby!

CHONGS · « **Reply #1945 on:** September 14, 2013, 05:36:12 PM »

Just about everyone involved in this thread makes me sad. You 45 yr old women need to grow up.

a visitor · « **Reply #1946 on:** September 14, 2013, 06:01:25 PM »

I would care about that, but I don't...I'm entitled to my opinion and I'm not 45 either.

DGale · « **Reply #1947 on:** September 14, 2013, 07:16:46 PM »

Getting text updates on the game. Thank you!

And thank you Chingon! JC, I didn't realize how much I was waiting for some wisdom here. Some honest to god, real wisdom to come from somebody. Finally.

It is a pleasure to hear that after a certain age, a celebrity/predator like Ron can eff up my life and it just won't matter. I can't wait. Thank you for stopping by dear, it's been enlightening! Now go watch the game.

a visitor · « **Reply #1948 on:** September 18, 2013, 09:04:53 AM »

I know that all of you want to wish him a happy birthday today...to commiserate, DGale and I considered sharing the many birthday suit pictures that we both received that are various close-ups and full length selfies, but since there is a larger entity's interest, for now, will wait...

Trim · « **Reply #1949 on:** September 18, 2013, 09:06:36 AM »

Quote from: a visitor on September 18, 2013, 09:04:53 AM

I know that all of you want to wish him a happy birthday today...to commiserate, DGale and I considered sharing the many birthday suit pictures that we both received that are various close-ups and full length selfies, but since there is a larger entity's interest, for now, will wait...

Is it really his birthday today? If so, that'd be a different thread.