Ron Prince Stories!

[DGale]

Holy crap, DGale is Wefald and this is all an allegory.  We are DGale's children.

This makes some kind of sense. Weird. (Yes, my head is exploding too.)
Sometimes I think about you (K-State), and I think about money. The dollars the University had to part with to break up with RP (he who must not be named). And other times I think about the currency he trades in when he is conquering a woman. And her family.
Your costs are real, but the pain of an 11 year old boy when he realizes that the man he trusted and admired has not only betrayed his trust, but used his mother in the most base and disgusting way, is something I don't know how to put a price on.
Ron's position is that he is not responsible for the "emotional reaction" of the women he has been involved with. He is a Prince. After all.

[Mr Bread]

This thread is exhausting to me.  I read the whole damn thing, but just nothing.  You really have to have a connection to Ron to get anything out of it.  I tried. 

[MadCat]

Welp, now I'm super mad at RP for letting down DGale Jr. 

[DGale]

This thread is exhausting to me.  I read the whole damn thing, but just nothing.  You really have to have a connection to Ron to get anything out of it.  I tried.

Thanks for sharing. Move on to another thread, dear.

[MadCat]

This thread is exhausting to me.  I read the whole damn thing, but just nothing.  You really have to have a connection to Ron to get anything out of it.  I tried.

If only BW had been hired after BH left, you would have more empathy.

[DGale]

This thread is exhausting to me.  I read the whole damn thing, but just nothing.  You really have to have a connection to Ron to get anything out of it.  I tried.

If only BW had been hired after BH left, you would have more empathy.

Mr. Bread, it does not make one bit if difference to me whether or not you are able to muster up empathy for fellow human beings. On the other hand, your apparent bromance with RP makes me ill. You can't read about a player getting wrestled to the ground and having his testicles crushed by the head coach and feel anything? You must be one tough customer. Say hi to Ron. His "love language" is to hear about how impressed you are with his accomplishments. You are doing great.

[Kat Kid]

This thread is exhausting to me.  I read the whole damn thing, but just nothing.  You really have to have a connection to Ron to get anything out of it.  I tried.

Thanks for sharing. Move on to another thread, dear.

Bread just got mom-mushed.

 

[CNS]

To be fair DGale, I don't think anyone's testicles were crushed, just firmly wrestled.  I mean, I get it that Ron was a dick, but a monster(testicle crusher)?   I just don't know. 

[DGale]

To be fair DGale, I don't think anyone's testicles were crushed, just firmly wrestled.  I mean, I get it that Ron was a dick, but a monster(testicle crusher)?   I just don't know.

Fair point. I don't know if they were crushed. Firmly wrestled? This sounds painful, but I'm no expert.
My point is that Mr. Bread is not impressed.
The whole coach-stair-running, sky-watching, play-book-burying, nut-grabbing, housekeeper-napping scenario caused Mr. Bread to say, with a sigh, I grow weary....

[oneeyedwillie]

To be fair DGale, I don't think anyone's testicles were crushed, just firmly wrestled.  I mean, I get it that Ron was a dick, but a monster(testicle crusher)?   I just don't know.

Fair point. I don't know if they were crushed. Firmly wrestled? This sounds painful, but I'm no expert.
My point is that Mr. Bread is not impressed.
The whole coach-stair-running, sky-watching, play-book-burying, nut-grabbing, housekeeper-napping scenario caused Mr. Bread to say, with a sigh, I grow weary....

If Ron was the one who drugged DGale's drink, then he is a monster.

[Panjandrum]

Bread, this thread is the equivalent to an archaeologist finding the missing link that ties a bunch of different events together.

There were a bunch of crazy stories about Prince during his time here that were viewed as isolated incidents that could be he said/she said.

But DGale's testimony, plus that of former players, really allows you to start putting those pieces together and step back and have that "Keyser Soze" moment.

[Katpappy]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

context tells me this is creepy

[DGale]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

context tells me this is creepy

Of course it is creepy. In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink. The context (Tonya) is Desire resort, and we were sitting at the bar in front of the hot tub where the nice people trade partners and give one another oral sex in front of everyone. After a mild panic attack, I explained to our hero that wild horses could not drag me into the hot tub, and that there was no chance that I would be having sex with strangers. He said it was okay, but did not appear to be very happy. He left for the bathroom, and I got to watch a couple nearby do some kind of weird yoga-style form of intercourse. When the glass of wine that caused me to hallucinate arrived, I did not think about the fact that I had not ordered a glass of wine. That's all.
The next morning, after I had (I'm told) cried most of the night, Ron went to get coffee. He was extremely angry. He was gone for a long time, and when he came back he told me that he had met a nice woman who told him that several people had been drugged the night before. It made them all irrational. He forgave me. That's all.
 

[Katpappy]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

context tells me this is creepy

Since you're a scientist, and your user name has "Creep" in it, I would think this would be of interest to you. 

[p1k3]

jesus christ

[Katpappy]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

context tells me this is creepy

Of course it is creepy. In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink. The context (Tonya) is Desire resort, and we were sitting at the bar in front of the hot tub where the nice people trade partners and give one another oral sex in front of everyone. After a mild panic attack, I explained to our hero that wild horses could not drag me into the hot tub, and that there was no chance that I would be having sex with strangers. He said it was okay, but did not appear to be very happy. He left for the bathroom, and I got to watch a couple nearby do some kind of weird yoga-style form of intercourse. When the glass of wine that caused me to hallucinate arrived, I did not think about the fact that I had not ordered a glass of wine. That's all.
The next morning, after I had (I'm told) cried most of the night, Ron went to get coffee. He was extremely angry. He was gone for a long time, and when he came back he told me that he had met a nice woman who told him that several people had been drugged the night before. It made them all irrational. He forgave me. That's all.
 

Thx. for clearing that up for me.  I see very clearly why you left this low life dirty dog of a man coach. 

[MadCat]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

context tells me this is creepy

Of course it is creepy. In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink. The context (Tonya) is Desire resort, and we were sitting at the bar in front of the hot tub where the nice people trade partners and give one another oral sex in front of everyone. After a mild panic attack, I explained to our hero that wild horses could not drag me into the hot tub, and that there was no chance that I would be having sex with strangers. He said it was okay, but did not appear to be very happy. He left for the bathroom, and I got to watch a couple nearby do some kind of weird yoga-style form of intercourse. When the glass of wine that caused me to hallucinate arrived, I did not think about the fact that I had not ordered a glass of wine. That's all.
The next morning, after I had (I'm told) cried most of the night, Ron went to get coffee. He was extremely angry. He was gone for a long time, and when he came back he told me that he had met a nice woman who told him that several people had been drugged the night before. It made them all irrational. He forgave me. That's all.
 

I am glad you were able to lock yourself in the bathroom.

[DGale]

DGale, I must have missed the post where you mention your drink was drugged.  Do you know what it was?

context tells me this is creepy

Of course it is creepy. In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink. The context (Tonya) is Desire resort, and we were sitting at the bar in front of the hot tub where the nice people trade partners and give one another oral sex in front of everyone. After a mild panic attack, I explained to our hero that wild horses could not drag me into the hot tub, and that there was no chance that I would be having sex with strangers. He said it was okay, but did not appear to be very happy. He left for the bathroom, and I got to watch a couple nearby do some kind of weird yoga-style form of intercourse. When the glass of wine that caused me to hallucinate arrived, I did not think about the fact that I had not ordered a glass of wine. That's all.
The next morning, after I had (I'm told) cried most of the night, Ron went to get coffee. He was extremely angry. He was gone for a long time, and when he came back he told me that he had met a nice woman who told him that several people had been drugged the night before. It made them all irrational. He forgave me. That's all.
 

I am glad you were able to lock yourself in the bathroom.

So am I.

[Trim]

In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink.

I assure you you'd have better-dressed lawyers than RP does.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink.

I assure you you'd have better-dressed lawyers than RP does.

I am now, at this very moment, picturing RP's lawyers in tattered GPC t-shirts, jorts, and worn out ball caps.

 

[Trim]

In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink.

I assure you you'd have better-dressed lawyers than RP does.

I am now, at this very moment, picturing RP's lawyers in tattered GPC t-shirts, jorts, and worn out ball caps.

 

I'm sure they clean up just fine.  But I mean, BSAC...

[HeinBallz]

In order to deflect a cadre of well-dressed lawyers hell-bent on RP justice, let me just say that I have no idea who drugged my drink.

I assure you you'd have better-dressed lawyers than RP does.

Lol

[Frankenklein]

It was FK I thought might be mocking me. We can't seem to work it out. Soul mates or not.

A Visitor. You have something to say. I'm intuitive as all get out (except when it comes to Wizards).

You came all this way, and here we are...

frankenklein is without question the worst rough ridin' poster on this site. Please ignore him.

i feel like there should be thread dedicated to how creepy and worthless FK is...

It's DGales hero of the day 

[Mr Bread]

This thread is exhausting to me.  I read the whole damn thing, but just nothing.  You really have to have a connection to Ron to get anything out of it.  I tried.

If only BW had been hired after BH left, you would have more empathy.

Mr. Bread, it does not make one bit if difference to me whether or not you are able to muster up empathy for fellow human beings. On the other hand, your apparent bromance with RP makes me ill. You can't read about a player getting wrestled to the ground and having his testicles crushed by the head coach and feel anything? You must be one tough customer. Say hi to Ron. His "love language" is to hear about how impressed you are with his accomplishments. You are doing great.

It really seems like it matters to you if I hate Ron Prince.  Fwiw, I wasn't around during the Ron Prince era.  He's just some goofy bald fat guy I've seen a picture of.  I don't care who he sleeps with or lies too.  He never existed for me.  However, I cannot fathom having sex with him consensually and I'm sorry that you know that pain.  Ts and Ps to you.  Better?  Okay, go cats.