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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #825 on: July 16, 2013, 10:29:08 PM »
This would be a good time for our elite former players who witnessed said event to show up and tell us where said playbook is buried.
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #826 on: July 16, 2013, 10:36:41 PM »
Could have an EMAW tv special for the binder to be exhumed.  Could be like Geraldo and Capone' s vault only where we actually find something then have a fireside scene in a second episode where clams reads the binder to the camera and _FAN explains why it was a dumbass play.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #827 on: July 16, 2013, 10:42:00 PM »
Could have an EMAW tv special for the binder to be exhumed.  Could be like Geraldo and Capone' s vault only where we actually find something then have a fireside scene in a second episode where clams reads the binder to the camera and _FAN explains why it was a dumbass play.

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This brings up a good idea. We will need _FANalysis done to the playbook and possibly the binder as soon as either is discovered. For science and EMAW.
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #828 on: July 16, 2013, 10:56:30 PM »
denied, they can do sideline tests.

FYI ksu1420 is a grade A source regarding KSU athletics. He speaks the truth.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #829 on: July 16, 2013, 11:16:48 PM »
Good grief, how has someone not dug up the Nebraska playbook yet?

Does Father Keith have a twitter?

No, but I'll get HamburgMom on it.  She runs into him around Salina and talks to him all the time. I completely forgot about him as a source. Every home game on his way down to the field he walks by our seats and talks to my parents.  I'll start hitting him up for stories.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #830 on: July 16, 2013, 11:18:02 PM »
Maybe someone who us a geology major can do a class project and do some shallow seismology testing to locate the binder.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #831 on: July 16, 2013, 11:22:10 PM »
would it have been dug up by the WSE?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #832 on: July 16, 2013, 11:22:54 PM »
Currie will read this thread and will fast-track Phase IV.  That binder is as good as his.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #833 on: July 16, 2013, 11:24:46 PM »
Currie will read this thread and will fast-track Phase IV.  That binder is as good as his.

He's probably out digging right now.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #834 on: July 16, 2013, 11:53:53 PM »
This thread is my favorite thing on the internet

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #835 on: July 16, 2013, 11:58:05 PM »
This thread is my favorite thing on the internet

Gotta believe it's gone viral...absolutely viral. No better thread anywhere.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #836 on: July 16, 2013, 11:59:57 PM »
nee pissclams to confirm the viral status

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #837 on: July 17, 2013, 12:15:39 AM »
I was told that after Nebraska hammered K-State in Lincoln in 2007, Prince held a funeral of the playbooks. It was a full-on burial. Whole team was forced to be there for it. A grave was dug and Father Keith was told by Prince to conduct the funeral. The playbook was buried on the northwest grass hill of the stadium. Probably still there.

I'm probably repeating something you guys already know. Sorry if I am.

Also, I know this occurred as I know 2 individuals who watched the funeral.

T-Y, Cole.  But as you've seen, gE is kind of past posters who heard things or know people who saw things.

I really only want to hear from people that RP has touched inappropriately, whether in a locker room, swingers resort or anything in between.

Anyway, free keg to whichever frat bros dig up the playbook?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #838 on: July 17, 2013, 12:16:52 AM »
At the end of practice Prince addressed the issue, saying that it was your decision if you wanted to be a rough ridin' (insert black racial expletive) or rough ridin' (insert white racial expletive).

So who was who and why?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #839 on: July 17, 2013, 12:44:42 AM »
I really only want to hear from people that RP has touched inappropriately, whether in a locker room, swingers resort or anything in between.

Now I'm back to thinking Evil Cad Ron is the better of the two.

I CAN'T CHOOSE.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #840 on: July 17, 2013, 12:49:08 AM »
More evidence needed in this thread that should never end.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #841 on: July 17, 2013, 01:51:56 AM »
Currie will read this thread and will fast-track Phase IV.  That binder is as good as his.

He's probably out digging right now.

I can just imagine Currie out there in the dead of night with a full suit on, furiously digging and muttering to himself, "Pretty smart guy, huh? Bill thinks I'm a pretty smart guy. Yeah, well eff you Bill, pretty soon I'll be scary smart. Yes, yes...scary smart. Then we'll see who runs this town."
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #842 on: July 17, 2013, 06:30:59 AM »
Currie will read this thread and will fast-track Phase IV.  That binder is as good as his.

He's probably out digging right now.

I can just imagine Currie out there in the dead of night with a full suit on, furiously digging and muttering to himself, "Pretty smart guy, huh? Bill thinks I'm a pretty smart guy. Yeah, well eff you Bill, pretty soon I'll be scary smart. Yes, yes...scary smart. Then we'll see who runs this town."
with a hard hat I assume?
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #843 on: July 17, 2013, 06:51:41 AM »
Currie will read this thread and will fast-track Phase IV.  That binder is as good as his.

He's probably out digging right now.

I can just imagine Currie out there in the dead of night with a full suit on, furiously digging and muttering to himself, "Pretty smart guy, huh? Bill thinks I'm a pretty smart guy. Yeah, well eff you Bill, pretty soon I'll be scary smart. Yes, yes...scary smart. Then we'll see who runs this town."
with a hard hat I assume?
was there ever any doubt?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #844 on: July 17, 2013, 08:19:26 AM »
nee pissclams to confirm the viral status

she's #viral, don't worry, this baby went @virus a long time ago.  #ronprince, @hat, #dgale, #viral, #gocats


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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #845 on: July 17, 2013, 08:28:17 AM »
nee pissclams to confirm the viral status

she's #viral, don't worry, this baby went @virus a long time ago.  #ronprince, @hat, #dgale, #viral, #gocats

Lest we not forget hashtag: #RonPrinceLoveSweepstakes
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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #846 on: July 17, 2013, 10:38:19 AM »
I can't believe this thread is actually getting better.
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Jeebus, didn't look at the thread for about 2 days (am at a conference) and I'm thinking "Holy Crap!" and now I am trying to determine whether I just ignore my job and what I'm supposed to be doing here and read the thread (which is by far more interesting) and take the hit for being a d-hole, or do my job.

Thread seems to be gaining traction.

This thread should be a foundation for a new bbs'n Hall of Fame.

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #847 on: July 17, 2013, 10:55:00 AM »
If EMAW wins another bbs'ing natty, do we just hang it up like basketball?

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #848 on: July 17, 2013, 11:16:49 AM »
If EMAW wins another bbs'ing natty, do we just hang it up like basketball?

pfft. "if." like we don't already have it locked up.
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: Ron Prince stories
« Reply #849 on: July 17, 2013, 11:36:59 AM »
I feel like no other BBS is really even trying, other than maybe(MAYBE) Shaggy  :dunno: