Pet Peeves

[yoga-like_abana]

If there's a line for coffee I would just grab some water or something

Does one person stirring their coffee really constitute a "line"?

Older than 50 I'm guessing?

[star seed 7]

If there's a line for coffee I would just grab some water or something

Does one person stirring their coffee really constitute a "line"?

Depends on how strongly you care about waiting for coffee I suppose.

[pissclams]

i can’t imagine not immediately asking the burgeoning barista to move somewhere else to load their coffee with their carcinogen of choice

[420seriouscat69]

At my church we have a pretty great system for this. Fill and step to the side. It's pretty groundbreaking.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I learned to like coffee black. Took about a week. Everything about it is great. The coffee line could be 10 people long and it doesn't matter because I don't have to wait on anyone to get cream and sugar. It moves right along.

[mocat]

people who prefer cream & sugar are generally the same type of people who don't realize when they are in other people's way

[chum1]

The Fairfield Inn coffee line sounds like a stressful situation.

[passranch]

i can’t imagine not immediately asking the burgeoning barista to move somewhere else to load their coffee with their carcinogen of choice

I think I might just be inclined to sidle right up next to burgeoning barista (bb) and start getting my coffee.

Like, uncomfortably close.  Maybe rub up against them a little bit and make some satisfying moans "mmmmm-hmmmm" also.  Really let them know that I'm a friendly guy and I like to make new friends in the coffee line.

[star seed 7]

That's way too much work for urn coffee

[passranch]

That's way too much work for urn coffee

Fair point.

[XocolateThundarr]

Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.

[Spracne]

Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.

lmao.

Also, coffee "urn"?

[mocat]

Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.

lmao.

Also, coffee "urn"?

yeah i just call it a covered coffee dish

[Spracne]

Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.

lmao.

Also, coffee "urn"?

yeah i just call it a covered coffee dish

That made me carafe.

[michigancat]

what are they called?

[ChiComCat]

Urn works!

[Brock Landers]

Coffee grounds are basically cremated coffee beans so yeah.

[mocat]

this is twice now where it seems michcat has a weird and specific aversion to the word "pot"

[mocat]

mich, what do you call the county to the east of Riley?

[ChiComCat]

I'm with mich on this though - pot, in this context, would make me think of a round glass coffee pitcher.

[mocat]

well round glass coffee pitcher seems pretty close except for the glass part. but you're right maybe decorative container for human remains is closer

[Spracne]

I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.

[michigancat]

I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.

"Carafe"  is acceptable but generally implies a handle. "Pot" is unacceptable.

Google it

[star seed 7]

If I was the OP I would have said coffee "thing"

[michigancat]

If I was the OP I would have said coffee "thing"

White Midwesterners love to hate calling things what they are