Pet Peeves

[BIG APPLE CAT]

my coworker Ted's (whomst i have described at length in the hilarious things at your office thread) wife is having a baby soon so everyone signed a card and he just thanked us in a group chat and referred to her as "the wife" which is completely 100% on brand for ol' Ted

[ben ji]

My wife doesn’t use “Cook Time” on the microwave. She just hits the “Plus 30 sec” button 4 or 5 times then takes it out when she feels like it. When she takes it out she doesn’t press “Clear” so our microwave constantly says “0:13” or “1:45”. Next time she needs it she just hits start. I want to say this belongs in the efficiency thread, but she’s constantly under cooking or over cooking so she’s either taking out/putting in multiple times or is waiting for it to cool. She’s never developed the ability to look at something, touch it to see how cold it is, then be able to gauge how long to set a cook time.

I do this as well especially when reheating stuff. Jam the :30 second button a couple of times and pull it out when it smells good.

[ben ji]

My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)

I had totally forgot about beems claim to have bagged 100+ pelts.

Some of my HS friends were in the same frat as him and I remember some good stories from them. Can't remember the exact details but one pelt involved an attempt at anal and a large Lincoln log being left in the middle of the floor one night that was there the next morning.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)

I had totally forgot about beems claim to have bagged 100+ pelts.

Some of my HS friends were in the same frat as him and I remember some good stories from them. Can't remember the exact details but one pelt involved an attempt at anal and a large Lincoln log being left in the middle of the floor one night that was there the next morning.

Lincoln logs?? Oh my. Not to kink shame but that seems like the kind of thing that takes a while to build some trust not just a whim with some slampiece you bagged that night

[michigancat]

It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.

"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."

My friend, you sound like a child.

[Kat Kid]

It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.

"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."

My friend, you sound like a child.

I use “oh” a lot.

[michigancat]

It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.

"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."

My friend, you sound like a child.

I use “oh” a lot.

Because you are an adult

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Nil sounds pretentious

[mocat]

"zip" is like "bucks" (for dollars) in that is sounds very 1940s

[pissclams]

I really like zip

[pissclams]

server at restaurant:  so, what looks delicious today??????

me: shut the eff up you downgraded mong