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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2150 on: June 23, 2022, 05:08:53 PM »
my coworker Ted's (whomst i have described at length in the hilarious things at your office thread) wife is having a baby soon so everyone signed a card and he just thanked us in a group chat and referred to her as "the wife" which is completely 100% on brand for ol' Ted

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« Reply #2151 on: June 23, 2022, 07:26:09 PM »
My wife doesn’t use “Cook Time” on the microwave. She just hits the “Plus 30 sec” button 4 or 5 times then takes it out when she feels like it. When she takes it out she doesn’t press “Clear” so our microwave constantly says “0:13” or “1:45”. Next time she needs it she just hits start. I want to say this belongs in the efficiency thread, but she’s constantly under cooking or over cooking so she’s either taking out/putting in multiple times or is waiting for it to cool. She’s never developed the ability to look at something, touch it to see how cold it is, then be able to gauge how long to set a cook time.
I do this as well especially when reheating stuff. Jam the :30 second button a couple of times and pull it out when it smells good.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2152 on: June 23, 2022, 07:30:58 PM »
My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)
I had totally forgot about beems claim to have bagged 100+ pelts.

Some of my HS friends were in the same frat as him and I remember some good stories from them. Can't remember the exact details but one pelt involved an attempt at anal and a large Lincoln log being left in the middle of the floor one night that was there the next morning.

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« Reply #2153 on: June 23, 2022, 11:53:57 PM »
My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)
I had totally forgot about beems claim to have bagged 100+ pelts.

Some of my HS friends were in the same frat as him and I remember some good stories from them. Can't remember the exact details but one pelt involved an attempt at anal and a large Lincoln log being left in the middle of the floor one night that was there the next morning.

Lincoln logs?? Oh my. Not to kink shame but that seems like the kind of thing that takes a while to build some trust not just a whim with some slampiece you bagged that night

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« Reply #2154 on: June 24, 2022, 06:13:16 AM »
It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.

"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."

My friend, you sound like a child.

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« Reply #2155 on: June 24, 2022, 07:41:11 AM »
It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.

"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."

My friend, you sound like a child.
I use “oh” a lot.
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« Reply #2156 on: June 24, 2022, 07:41:55 AM »
It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.

"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."

My friend, you sound like a child.
I use “oh” a lot.
Because you are an adult

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« Reply #2157 on: June 24, 2022, 08:09:31 AM »
Nil sounds pretentious

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« Reply #2158 on: June 24, 2022, 11:36:54 AM »
"zip" is like "bucks" (for dollars) in that is sounds very 1940s

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« Reply #2159 on: June 24, 2022, 02:13:34 PM »
I really like zip


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2160 on: June 24, 2022, 02:19:31 PM »
server at restaurant:  so, what looks delicious today??????

me: shut the eff up you downgraded mong


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