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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #100 on: June 17, 2013, 11:24:32 AM »
Annoying aspects of group discussions:
Guys--when the discussion becomes a one-up contest (mine is bigger or better, I've been there too, only a bunch of times, etc.)

Women--exaggerated loudness of laughs to demonstrate that they are part of the group.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #101 on: June 17, 2013, 11:59:50 AM »
Annoying aspects of group discussions:
Guys--when the discussion becomes a one-up contest (mine is bigger or better, I've been there too, only a bunch of times, etc.)

Women--exaggerated loudness of laughs to demonstrate that they are part of the group.

THIS! 

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« Reply #102 on: June 17, 2013, 01:27:57 PM »
People who think they're taller than they are.

Example:

Them: Hey Testy Westy, how tall are you?
Me: Around 6'3"
Them: AW NAW YOU HAVE TO BE TALLER BECAUSE I'M LIKE 6'4" AND YOU'RE WAY TALLER THAN ME.

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Pet Peeves
« Reply #103 on: June 18, 2013, 12:42:39 PM »
Driving behind someone who throws out their cigarette butt and it flies back and hits your car. Happens to me about every other day.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #104 on: June 18, 2013, 01:25:28 PM »
When people say "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN (insert movie you haven't seen)!?!?!?!?" in that shocked disgusted way.

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« Reply #105 on: June 18, 2013, 01:51:55 PM »
When people say "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN (insert movie you haven't seen)!?!?!?!?" in that shocked disgusted way.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #106 on: June 18, 2013, 01:58:15 PM »
people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #107 on: June 18, 2013, 01:59:39 PM »
Voice changes while on the phone. Women's voices go up, the guys' voices go down. Super annoying if you are with a person you know well, listening to them do their fake voice to the unknown rough rider on the other line. I'd say it occurs in ~80% of people and I really hope I don't do it.

I bet you do it. We will find out soon enough.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #108 on: June 18, 2013, 02:04:48 PM »
people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.

And don't even get me started on assholes that wear desert boots in situations where they aren't British soldiers in West Africa.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #109 on: June 18, 2013, 02:19:35 PM »
people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.

especially women.  nothing can turn a 10 into a 5 faster than strapping on a pair of shitkickers.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #110 on: June 18, 2013, 02:27:02 PM »
Man, some of you guys are first world problems hard . . . H A R D


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #111 on: June 18, 2013, 05:01:21 PM »
people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.

You just made my list, buddy. :curse:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #112 on: June 18, 2013, 06:23:38 PM »
people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.

And don't even get me started on assholes that wear desert boots in situations where they aren't British soldiers in West Africa.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #113 on: June 19, 2013, 03:40:56 PM »
Vertical cell phone videos.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #114 on: June 19, 2013, 03:59:43 PM »
That mother rough rider who is in a big ass hurry to pull out in front of you on a two lane highway just so he can drive two rough ridin' mph over the speed limit.  GTFOOMW bad person, I'm trying to haul ass here!   :chainsaw:    :driving:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #115 on: June 19, 2013, 04:02:24 PM »
KC, zacker, and PIPE posts.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #116 on: June 19, 2013, 04:51:37 PM »
Women who pay waayyy too much attention to their hair.  If all you get is a photo of a woman's face, and are compelled to imagine her physique, remember, hair is the one part of a person that doesn't get fat. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #117 on: June 20, 2013, 10:28:49 AM »
When people (mostly old grandpa/grandma types) do that move where they lick their thumb before flipping a page, picking up a dollar, etc.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #118 on: June 20, 2013, 10:31:13 AM »
When you get to the office and lick your lips and your tongue comes across one gnarly whisker you missed shaving at the corner of your mouth.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #119 on: June 20, 2013, 10:33:20 AM »
When you get to the office and lick your lips and your tongue comes across one gnarly whisker you missed shaving at the corner of your mouth.

take a picture of it and send it to your friends

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #120 on: June 20, 2013, 10:35:47 AM »
When you say something about your kids, and then people try and relate with a story about their dog. Or when they're like "We don't have kids, we have a dog, and he's really our baby."

No he's not morons he's a dog.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #121 on: June 20, 2013, 10:43:30 AM »
when people tell you a story about their kids and you really aren't interested at all but feel forced to act like it and relate

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #122 on: June 20, 2013, 12:20:47 PM »
The person in the next cube is very loud. She will dial a number on speakerphone, so you hear a super loud dialtone, then 10 loud digits, and then the first ring, all at full volume, before she picks up the phone to her ear and turns off speakerphone. It is the rough ridin' worst you guys

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #123 on: June 20, 2013, 12:22:47 PM »
When you say something about your kids, and then people try and relate with a story about their dog. Or when they're like "We don't have kids, we have a dog, and he's really our baby."

No he's not morons he's a dog.

when people tell me a story about their kids, and my dog does the exact same thing they are bragging about.  it's like... wow, your kids must be pretty dumb.
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« Reply #124 on: June 20, 2013, 12:40:07 PM »
When you say something about your kids, and then people try and relate with a story about their dog. Or when they're like "We don't have kids, we have a dog, and he's really our baby."

No he's not morons he's a dog.

when people tell me a story about their kids, and my dog does the exact same thing they are bragging about.  it's like... wow, your kids must be pretty dumb.

Yeah that's not what happens numbnuts. I'm not bragging that my kids can retrieve a tennis ball or bark at the UPS guy. It usually goes more like:

"Good morning CF3, boy you look tired today!"
"Yeah, lil' CF3 got sick so I didn't get much sleep."
"Oh I totally know how that is! If Smuckers gets into the trash and eats a bandaid, he really has a hard time sleeping, so I'll softly sing to him until he can calm back down in his kennel. We put him in his kennel when he's sick even though he sleeps with us most of the time. Do you sing to your kids when they're sick? If I sing to smuckers he'll sleep really well and be back to chasing squirrels around the backyard in no time! He loves chasing squirrels and bunnies! What are your kids interested in?"