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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #450 on: October 23, 2013, 11:33:32 AM »
it was awesome in westport.  didn't go in p&l.  they were trying to set a guiness record for biggest pub crawl, and I guess it was easier to track the numbers at p&l.  no idea if they beat the record or not.
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« Reply #451 on: October 23, 2013, 11:42:08 AM »
Has anyone mentioned the Crawl for Cancer?  It is a pretty great drunken orgy
isnt this thread a kansas city things thread?


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« Reply #452 on: October 23, 2013, 11:49:55 AM »
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« Reply #453 on: October 23, 2013, 11:58:43 AM »
it was awesome in westport.  didn't go in p&l.  they were trying to set a guiness record for biggest pub crawl, and I guess it was easier to track the numbers at p&l.  no idea if they beat the record or not.

speaking of records, kansas city and the midwest are both very happy to self-validate through breaking meaningless guinness world records that no one thought existed or cared about.  which are then quickly broken by real cities.


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« Reply #454 on: October 23, 2013, 12:02:10 PM »
there's 2 Crawls for Cancer. the spring one was the first in P&L. however last weekend in westport there was another one. can confirm

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« Reply #455 on: October 23, 2013, 12:06:09 PM »
there's 2 Crawls for Cancer. the spring one was the first in P&L. however last weekend in westport there was another one. can confirm

also, i can confirm that they're well attended across the country


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« Reply #456 on: October 23, 2013, 12:11:44 PM »
C4C is amateur night(day). No way would I want to be in a bar with that many people binge drinking who only binge drink 2 times a year.

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« Reply #457 on: October 23, 2013, 12:13:13 PM »
it was awesome in westport.  didn't go in p&l.  they were trying to set a guiness record for biggest pub crawl, and I guess it was easier to track the numbers at p&l.  no idea if they beat the record or not.

speaking of records, kansas city and the midwest are both very happy to self-validate through breaking meaningless guinness world records that no one thought existed or cared about.  which are then quickly broken by real cities.

I'm personally pretty excited to break the record for most cows near an airport runway in the world

speaking of which, if it hasn't been posted already: cows near the airport runway
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« Reply #458 on: October 23, 2013, 12:15:11 PM »
yes, kansas city kicks ass at that

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« Reply #459 on: October 23, 2013, 12:27:26 PM »
Never done the crawl, but always Partied hard those weekends when I lived in kc.  Lots of #fanningbrags, but this is a family blog.
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #461 on: November 19, 2013, 11:20:57 AM »
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« Reply #462 on: November 19, 2013, 11:23:44 AM »
Look at KC, smashing another record.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #463 on: November 19, 2013, 11:24:11 AM »
death slide

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« Reply #464 on: November 19, 2013, 11:24:29 AM »
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« Reply #465 on: November 19, 2013, 11:25:48 AM »
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« Reply #466 on: November 19, 2013, 11:27:08 AM »
yeah it's even more ridiculous in person... like, when you get to the bottom i'm assuming you'll be going like, 60 mph, and it doesn't flatten out at all, it just sends you right back up over a hill. it truly makes me wonder how A)you won't get smashed at the very bottom and die and/or B)you won't just totally launch off the entire rough ridin' thing when you go up the hill.

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« Reply #467 on: November 19, 2013, 01:12:28 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #468 on: November 19, 2013, 01:13:10 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.

I know rite?  My TI-85 says it'll be fine (probably).

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« Reply #469 on: November 19, 2013, 01:18:54 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.
I don't trust them after I almost died. They probably went to a shitty engineering school tho.

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« Reply #470 on: November 19, 2013, 01:19:40 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.

The people that drive trains?  :confused:

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« Reply #471 on: November 19, 2013, 01:20:37 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.
I don't trust them after I almost died. They probably went to a shitty engineering school tho.

So the thing worked exactly like it should and you did not die.   Yup, sounds like terrible engineering...
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« Reply #472 on: November 19, 2013, 01:21:02 PM »
just made this in roller coaster tycoon.... doesn't look good  :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #473 on: November 19, 2013, 01:26:05 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.
I don't trust them after I almost died. They probably went to a shitty engineering school tho.

So the thing worked exactly like it should and you did not die.   Yup, sounds like terrible engineering...
I had to cling for dear life. I saved my life, minus their malfunction. They should have written me a fat check for saving them millions of dollars out of lawsuit money.  :D

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« Reply #474 on: November 19, 2013, 01:29:11 PM »
It's like you people have never heard of engineers.

alright mr. smarty mcsmarterthanyou of course i don't actually think i'm going to die. i'm conveying my sense of awe through a general portrayal of certainty that i will die if i ride it.