OK, so this was last summer. I took a random Tuesday off to do some job prospecting and I thought, "what better way to start the day than a morning jog down by the river walk?". So it's about 9:45 AM, I had spent the morning hammering out a few emails and finally found a good stopping point. So I started my run down by the river walk across the running bridge, ran down the stairs, started pumping some Kanye and then I flew. Anyone who's run down there knows you run under a few bridges and by some nasty pond. Well, as I was approaching the nasty pond, I saw some type of tarp around the corner. I was like "hmmm..."I've never seen that before. I wonder what it is". Next thing you know.... BANG!!!! IT'S TWO MONGOLOIDS, ONE BARE ASSED AND THE OTHER BENT OVER DOGGY STYLE GOING AT IT. I mean for the love of god, I get that nobody is probably down there during the day on a random Tuesday, so they probably thought they were safe, but holy crap!. I kid you not, there was a half a 40 sitting there and mongoloids noticed me approaching. I turned down my music, because I wanted to see if they said anything. The next thing you know. I hear what sounds like a toothless witch cackling at me as I run by. It's the mongoloid that's bent over, staring at me and laughing. After that, I ran as fast as I could to get away. Wondering what I just saw? I'm texting ms. wacky and all my friends and no one would believe me. It was so bizarre. Imagine this cackling at you doggy style while getting it from behind and full of dirt.
