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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #500 on: November 19, 2013, 03:38:32 PM »
Would not ride that death trap for $1000

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« Reply #501 on: November 19, 2013, 03:49:40 PM »
Whoever designed those didn't ask St Patrick for guidance.  rough ridin' heathen death traps.


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« Reply #502 on: November 19, 2013, 04:57:44 PM »
this has a raft that you ride down the slide on it in.  source:  mark clegg


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« Reply #503 on: November 19, 2013, 05:47:11 PM »
wait, c for c is in p&l now? that sucks. last time i went was spring '12. great binge.

I think that was a one time thing to set some sort of world pub crawl record....which I doubt it did.

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« Reply #504 on: November 19, 2013, 08:46:09 PM »
Have you seen how many steps you have to climb to get to the top of that thing?  No thanks.

Yeah.  This and the fact that it is in KCK basically guarantee that it becomes the most expensive decorative water fountain in kck until they install a chair lift or something. 

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« Reply #505 on: November 19, 2013, 09:11:19 PM »
Have you seen how many steps you have to climb to get to the top of that thing?  No thanks.

Yeah.  This and the fact that it is in KCK basically guarantee that it becomes the most expensive decorative water fountain in kck until they install a chair lift or something.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #506 on: January 14, 2014, 08:27:45 AM »
What's the deal with those little blue lights on top of the traffic lights in OP? 

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« Reply #507 on: January 14, 2014, 08:46:35 AM »
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #508 on: January 14, 2014, 08:48:50 AM »
What's the deal with those little blue lights on top of the traffic lights in OP?

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« Reply #509 on: January 14, 2014, 08:52:19 AM »
What's the deal with those little blue lights on top of the traffic lights in OP?

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« Reply #510 on: January 14, 2014, 08:54:01 AM »
What's the deal with those little blue lights on top of the traffic lights in OP?

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Re: Kansas City things
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« Reply #512 on: January 14, 2014, 09:11:15 AM »
Thanks for speaking up TheCatFanSpeaks.  :thumbs:

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« Reply #513 on: January 14, 2014, 09:19:54 AM »
It would be cool if they spent that money on timing the lights so it is possible to be first in line at one light, on 119th for example, and when it turns green drive the speed limit to the next light and arrive shortly after it turns green so you can continue to your destination.  As almost all of OP is set now, you will arrive at the next light just as it turns red.  Wasting fuel and time, harming the environment and economy in the process.

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« Reply #514 on: January 14, 2014, 09:27:53 AM »
It would be cool if they spent that money on timing the lights so it is possible to be first in line at one light, on 119th for example, and when it turns green drive the speed limit to the next light and arrive shortly after it turns green so you can continue to your destination.  As almost all of OP is set now, you will arrive at the next light just as it turns red.  Wasting fuel and time, harming the environment and economy in the process.

they generally are set like that during the busy times. at night the lights go by traffic sensors. at least the new ones do...
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« Reply #515 on: January 14, 2014, 09:29:56 AM »
stop talking about stupid OP things. this is the Kansas City things thread.

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« Reply #516 on: January 14, 2014, 09:32:13 AM »
It would be cool if they spent that money on timing the lights so it is possible to be first in line at one light, on 119th for example, and when it turns green drive the speed limit to the next light and arrive shortly after it turns green so you can continue to your destination.  As almost all of OP is set now, you will arrive at the next light just as it turns red.  Wasting fuel and time, harming the environment and economy in the process.

they generally are set like that during the busy times. at night the lights go by traffic sensors. at least the new ones do...

the first concept is stupid, you could adjust them so they clear the N/S lanes as the E/W were approaching.

and there are VERY few in this city that have traffic sensors.  They really want you to think they do but you can sit at a red light and be the only one in sight.

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« Reply #517 on: January 14, 2014, 09:42:49 AM »
It would be cool if they spent that money on timing the lights so it is possible to be first in line at one light, on 119th for example, and when it turns green drive the speed limit to the next light and arrive shortly after it turns green so you can continue to your destination.  As almost all of OP is set now, you will arrive at the next light just as it turns red.  Wasting fuel and time, harming the environment and economy in the process.

they generally are set like that during the busy times. at night the lights go by traffic sensors. at least the new ones do...

the first concept is stupid, you could adjust them so they clear the N/S lanes as the E/W were approaching.

and there are VERY few in this city that have traffic sensors.  They really want you to think they do but you can sit at a red light and be the only one in sight.

I mean, this assumes that all the traffic coming to an intersection is coming from a previous intersection. also that everyone is going between the speed limit threshold that would make the light green for everyone. add in people who slam on their breaks during yellows and the system is mumped. its great in theory, as most traffic is, but it doesn't work all the time.

also, most lights in the city do have traffic sensors (actually called traffic loops), they've just had new pavement over them so you cant always see them. you may not be able to see the slits in the pavement but if you look at the curb where the base of the light is, usually you can see some slits going up the curb into one single slit running to a box. generally, the loops are only designed to feel a car through a certain amount of pavement. the more pavement that gets added on, the worse they work. also, some of them are old and just break. the city may not fix them all the time because theyre expensive.

source- guy I knew from Orlando when i was doing investment stuff did traffic things for a living.
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #518 on: January 14, 2014, 09:53:27 AM »
Restaurant week at Ruth's Chris this weekend.  Nom nom nom....    :billdance:

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« Reply #519 on: January 14, 2014, 10:15:07 AM »
stop talking about stupid OP things. this is the Kansas City things thread.

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« Reply #520 on: January 14, 2014, 11:35:51 AM »
stop talking about stupid OP things. this is the Kansas City things thread.

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i mean for $90 i would rather not get kicked out at midnight

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« Reply #521 on: January 14, 2014, 11:37:38 AM »
Out of all the restaurant week spots, Clams, where should I go? Minus capital grille.

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« Reply #522 on: January 14, 2014, 01:14:18 PM »
tough call, ws.  you & philly?


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« Reply #524 on: January 14, 2014, 01:33:45 PM »
most places are a zoo.  pro tip- find somewhere different that other people won't think about.


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