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Characters from your childhood
« on: May 31, 2013, 01:00:38 PM »
In this thread we talk about random characters from your childhood that you still remember

Ralph- Elementary school custodian who was missing part of his arm below the elbow. He had some prostetic thing with a hook and when kids would ask him what happened to his arm he would tell them he lost it in a bowling accident, fingers got stuck in ball and ripped off his arm.


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Re: Characters from your childhood
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 01:03:10 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2013, 01:03:19 PM »
I had a crush on my 1st grade teacher Mrs Flynn.  She and my mom were friends and she would always send me birthday cards and graduation cards and stuff.  She was pretty hawt!  :fatty:

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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2013, 01:12:09 PM »
I had such a crush on my 2nd grade teacher, Miss Morrison.  When she came back the next year with a different name -- after getting married -- I remember being very confused by that.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2013, 01:14:11 PM »
Zack, Slater, Lisa, Jessie, Kelly, Screech, Mr. Belding

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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2013, 01:14:28 PM »
Steve Clark, recently retired NFL player, was my 6th grade teacher.  :gocho:
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Re: Characters from your childhood
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2013, 01:16:51 PM »
Zack, Slater, Lisa, Jessie, Kelly, Screech, Mr. Belding

Oh man, I was just going to say Saved by the Bell!  I had a major crush on Kelly Kapowski.
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2013, 01:18:15 PM »
Greg, our bus driver, grades 1-3. He was like real life Otto. He was a drummer, and would bang his drum sticks on the walls of the bus to quiet us down. Wore flannel, beard, just a complete real life rock star stud.

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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2013, 01:18:54 PM »
Mary Jo- Stay at home mom 2 doors down who had a son my age. She was super protective of her children and we could never watch pg13 movies or play violent video games at their house. Nice lady though!


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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2013, 01:20:37 PM »
Saul- Iraqi bus driver who took me to middle school every day. Super nice guy and always happy, had tons of old readers digest by his driver seat that he would read because he was trying to learn how to read english. We always asked him to take us through McDonalds drive through on the last day of school and he said he would but when the last day of school came he said he couldnt do it because the bus was too big :(.

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2013, 01:24:43 PM »
Larry G - the kid who cut off his nipple with scissors in 2nd grade.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2013, 01:24:57 PM »
The Cramer boys would run out of their house every time I would walk by and throw rocks at me. They once chased me with a bat.

The only time my dad ever went to Parent-Teacher meetings was the year I had Miss O'Malley. She was a recent graduate of Emporia State University and a bit of a looker.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2013, 01:26:43 PM »
Mr. Scott- old guy across the street who had been a real life member of the buffalo soldiers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_Soldier, and gave us Chiefs tickets for Joe Montana's first game. Also, he gave out king sized snickers on Halloween and his wife would bring my mom cookies and stuff.

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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2013, 01:27:15 PM »
Kelli- Classmate in 2nd grade. She use to always hold my hand during story time. One time when the teacher wasn't looking, she shoved my hand up her shirt. She told me that's what her mom did with her dad. I never got it then, but now I think I do.

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Re: Characters from your childhood
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2013, 01:27:37 PM »
Larry G - the kid who cut off his nipple with scissors in 2nd grade.

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2013, 01:28:08 PM »
Some hulking guy in my grade school, whose name I can't remember, punched me in the stomach one day for no reason.  It was like 3rd or 4th grade.  He also wore cleats to school to step on kids' hands and feet.  Wonder what he's up to now?

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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2013, 01:29:11 PM »
To Miss Bodenheimer (my 5th grade teacher) - Thanks for wearing that low cut sweater that allowed me my first breast gaze while getting busted by you and playing it cool when I looked away like nothing happened  :gocho:.

To Mr. White (my high school homeroom teacher) - Thanks for selling me that dope bag of ganja at that Phish concert  :bigtoke:.  You were a treasure.

To Nick my childhood friend - I never told anyone when you jerked off at a friend's sleep over in 6th grade.

To my neighbor Max - you were an old sack of crap and I finally got off your lawn.  Thanks for throwing fire crackers at me when I delivered your newspaper you old drunk.  Cancer took you too soon.
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2013, 01:29:44 PM »
Jason M. - The guy we would all call "Yoda".  Short, misshaped person (tiny hands and feet).  He was not a little person.  He would always wear gym shorts and white v-neck to school.  On a regular basis (in middle school), he would pitch a tent in his gym shorts.  It was hard to miss.  Everyone was  :lol: but he had no idea what his peers were laughing about. 
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2013, 01:30:06 PM »
Some hulking guy in my grade school, whose name I can't remember, punched me in the stomach one day for no reason.  It was like 3rd or 4th grade.  He also wore cleats to school to step on kids' hands and feet.  Wonder what he's up to now?

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He's probably in the big leagues, still wearing cleats every day.

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2013, 01:30:51 PM »
teddy reckspin.

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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2013, 01:34:08 PM »
Some hulking guy in my grade school, whose name I can't remember, punched me in the stomach one day for no reason.  It was like 3rd or 4th grade.  He also wore cleats to school to step on kids' hands and feet.  Wonder what he's up to now?

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He's probably in the big leagues, still wearing cleats every day.

Hope not!    :grrr:
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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2013, 01:36:10 PM »
One of the 3rd Grade Teachers Mrs. Holder:  You weren't my teacher, but you made it clear to me that I was a "bad kid" (Note to all on GE, I was an energetic prankster, not bad at all).  Joke was on her though because when I was in 3rd grade her 7th grade daughter got caught at a school event with alcohol.  Scold your own before others you cranky old bitch. 
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2013, 01:37:29 PM »
Amber Applegate, summertime girlfriend from camp.

Best name for a summertime camp girlfriend ever.  Just looked her up on facebook and she's quite fetching.
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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2013, 01:39:44 PM »
One of the 3rd Grade Teachers Mrs. Holder:  You weren't my teacher, but you made it clear to me that I was a "bad kid" (Note to all on GE, I was an energetic prankster, not bad at all).  Joke was on her though because when I was in 3rd grade her 7th grade daughter got caught at a school event with alcohol.  Scold your own before others you cranky old bitch.

Sounds like Mrs. Holder can count on Holding your nuts! 
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