Author Topic: Characters from your childhood (Read 5586 times)

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:48:24 PM »

He wasn't real clams. Sorry, bro.

DQ12 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:51:27 PM »

I had a friend who was named Pubes that was the lead singer of our garage band in high school but got kicked out of his house and was forced to go to drug rehab (for pot

), thus ending my shortlived rockstar dreams.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 31, 2013, 01:51:27 PM

I had a friend who was named Pubes that was the lead singer of our garage band in high school but got kicked out of his house and was forced to go to drug rehab (for pot ), thus ending my shortlived rockstar dreams.

Pubes always seem to get in the way of life. They are the bonsai trees of the body and grow for the purposes of contemplation (for the viewer) and the pleasant exercise of effort and ingenuity (for the grower).

one time gella · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:59:56 PM »

Ms. Miller, my 1st grade teacher who caught me kissing a girl at recess. She took me out into the hall and took out a box of tic-tacs and put one in her mouth.
I thought "My God, she's gonna show me how a real woman kisses"

but instead lectured me about how bad kissing is with germs and all...

Old man Liverspots who lived across the street and would get drunk and walk up and down the street in his PJ's cradling his teddy bear a la Mr. Howell.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:08:13 PM »

Marcus W - the kid that would always pick his nose in class. I mean everyone does some picking, but this guy was over the top. So much that the teacher had to make up an excuse to the class that he had a sore inside his nose that was irritating. Lol...silly Mrs. James the sore was there the entire school year!

StevieWonderSniperSchool · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:18:11 PM »

My bus driver Pat, who chewed skoal, wore flannel shirts with cutoff sleeves and wranglers. Gave me and every other kid on the bus an orange for christmas every year. I found out he was actually a she one day at the grocery store. My mom couldn't even tell.

steaksdime · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:28:16 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 31, 2013, 01:14:28 PM

Steve Clark, recently retired NFL player, was my 6th grade teacher.

I stood in line to get his autograph when he was a sub. Pretty sure he married Mr. Anderson's daughter who was a playground supervisor.

ben ji · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:33:42 PM »

Louie- Good friend in elementary school who was a stud athlete because he hit puberty early and grew a full beard by 5th grade. By 9th grade everyone had caught up to him and he wasnt that great of an athlete anymore. Found out on FB he was in keystone the same time as me last year and we met up for dinner

OK_Cat · « **Reply #34 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:44:17 PM »

my science teacher freshman year got fired because she wore a white t-shirt to school on the last day (bottle rocket day!) and was kind of borderline inappropriate with students.

anybody from gchs circa 1996 remember her? blonde woman, seemed pretty young/fresh out of college.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #35 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:56:01 PM »

Ike the Goiter Man. He used to come to my parents produce farm back in the seventies.His goiter was just kinda egg size the first time I saw him but was larger than a softball when they finally did something about it.That thing just flopped around all over the place and was hard for a kid to not stare at.These days you gotta go to a third world country to see such a sight.

ben ji · « **Reply #36 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on May 31, 2013, 02:56:01 PM

Ike the Goiter Man. He used to come to my parents produce farm back in the seventies.His goiter was just kinda egg size the first time I saw him but was larger than a softball when they finally did something about it.That thing just flopped around all over the place and was hard for a kid to not stare at.These days you gotta go to a third world country to see such a sight.

Or hill country in virginia

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #37 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:11:05 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 31, 2013, 01:14:28 PM

Steve Clark, recently retired NFL player, was my 6th grade teacher.

Of course he was. Because according to his license plate, ITEACH

star seed 7 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:52:13 PM »

miss burt (5th grade teacher) was a super bitch.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:54:41 AM »

My first threesome fantasy was in 2nd grade about two of my classmates. Danielle and Carolyn. Also my 2nd grade teach Ms Dullin was a real bitch.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:21:13 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 31, 2013, 01:51:27 PM

I had a friend who was named Pubes that was the lead singer of our garage band in high school but got kicked out of his house and was forced to go to drug rehab (for pot ), thus ending my shortlived rockstar dreams.

I had a friend who was the lead singer of a garage band whose parents sent him to rehab in California for pot.

slobber · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:45:35 PM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on June 01, 2013, 10:21:13 AM

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 31, 2013, 01:51:27 PM
I had a friend who was named Pubes that was the lead singer of our garage band in high school but got kicked out of his house and was forced to go to drug rehab (for pot ), thus ending my shortlived rockstar dreams.

I had a friend who was the lead singer of a garage band whose parents sent him to ~~rehab in~~ California for pot.

Pete · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:10:30 PM »

Quote from: seven on May 31, 2013, 04:52:13 PM

miss burt (5th grade teacher) was a super bitch.

OMG, what school?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:56:40 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 01, 2013, 06:10:30 PM

Quote from: seven on May 31, 2013, 04:52:13 PM
miss burt (5th grade teacher) was a super bitch.

OMG, what school?

rochester

star seed 7 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:58:10 PM »

mr. z for 6th grade was a badass though.

Winters · « **Reply #45 on:** June 02, 2013, 11:51:36 AM »

Mr. Dale 6th grade bus driver

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 02, 2013, 04:13:46 PM »

In 6th grade a kid named Wesley, who with his brothers and cousin had a rap group called "2 Young 2 B Tru". They had a music video and we watched it in class.

I give their video a B-

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #47 on:** June 02, 2013, 05:50:25 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 31, 2013, 04:11:05 PM

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 31, 2013, 01:14:28 PM
Steve Clark, recently retired NFL player, was my 6th grade teacher.

Of course he was. Because according to his license plate, ITEACH

I didn't like him....
Mr. O, gym teacher.. Best dood ever and he was a lefty and could peg you from anywhere without looking when playing dodgeball

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #48 on:** June 03, 2013, 09:01:01 AM »

Classmate Justin Moritz. Called him Justin Moritz Crackers. He would use the same pencil until it was just barely a nub. He was always sharpening his pencils. Once a pencil was as short as possible, but still sharp, it went into a little box where he saved them like badges of honor for all the writing he did. Surprisingly. the erasers were always in good shape.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2013, 10:58:05 AM »

Mr. Tony Smith was the principle at East Indianola. He was a giant jerkface who hated fun. He was jehovah's witness or something so we couldn't celebrate any of the holidays and you had to finish all of your lunch if you wanted to go to recess. It sucked, because our school lunches were nasty sometimes. Tuna and noodles?