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Re: cats
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 07:38:28 AM »
Love Cleo, have pet MANY times. But, really, who needs a cat when you have a dog (boxer-type)
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 04:52:21 PM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 04:54:01 PM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.


Well, if disgusting stray cats hanging around your yard waiting to be fed for the rest of their lives isn't a negative consequence, then you're fine.

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 04:55:29 PM »
get those gross bald cat out of my face
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Re: cats
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 04:55:43 PM »
Get a snake!

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Re: cats
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 04:58:30 PM »
Cats are great if you don't have to be around them in person.

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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 05:00:44 PM »
Roomate brought home a kitten about 2 years ago he found under a deck, said it was just temporary and he was only holding on to it for a week.

Nope, still here but its pretty awesome. Its a "Hemmingyway" cat with SIX CLAWS ON EACH FOOT

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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2013, 05:01:34 PM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.


Well, if disgusting stray cats hanging around your yard waiting to be fed for the rest of their lives isn't a negative consequence, then you're fine.

hmm. when you put it that way i'm having second thoughts.

Get a snake!

like in a cage? wouldn't help. not in a cage? no.

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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2013, 05:02:25 PM »
my dog has caught multiple mouses.  landlord wouldn't do anything about them. then my dog caught 3 in a 2 week period.  either she killed all of them, or they decided to move out because all their friends were dying.
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2013, 05:04:13 PM »
My cat is polydactyl.

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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2013, 05:05:35 PM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.


Well, if disgusting stray cats hanging around your yard waiting to be fed for the rest of their lives isn't a negative consequence, then you're fine.

hmm. when you put it that way i'm having second thoughts.

Get a snake!

like in a cage? wouldn't help. not in a cage? no.

Nope.  buy one and dump it outside near where the mice are.  Sys may have a better scenario for implementing the snake idea, but this would be my idea.

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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2013, 05:05:47 PM »
My cat is polydactyl.

like the dinosaur?
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2013, 05:12:35 PM »
Those Hemingway cats live to show off. Stud cats.

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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2013, 05:19:35 PM »
why, just yesterday we brought home a new friend for cat bosco!  :babywillie:

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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2013, 07:02:00 PM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.

mice will eat the cat food.  cats are great, just ask boo radley.


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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2013, 10:07:56 AM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.

mice will eat the cat food.  cats are great, just ask boo radley.

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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2013, 12:21:13 PM »
If you luck out, you can get stray female cats, then they'll get pregnant, find a way in your garage, and have a litter.

Mouse problem solved.

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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2013, 12:23:30 PM »
If you luck out, you can get stray female cats, then they'll get pregnant, find a way in your garage, and have a litter.

Mouse problem solved.

Happened to my neighbor like 2 years ago actually. Then me and him took turns drowning the kittens for fun.

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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2013, 12:24:06 PM »
But seriously I don't drown kittens for fun everybody.

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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2013, 01:22:29 PM »
Hey guys got a question here. I saw a mouse outside my garage and i'm not about to have those little buggers infest my house. Now, I live in an old neighborhood with several feral cats and was thinking of just leaving some cat food around outside so a few would kinda hang around and maybe protect the house from mice. I can't have one in the house because I'm kinda allergic to them but only kinda.

Unforeseen negative consequences: I see none.

mice will eat the cat food.  cats are great, just ask boo radley.

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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2013, 01:23:25 PM »
That is SO Boo Radley.