Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 229202 times)

_33 · « **Reply #2000 on:** June 06, 2019, 10:21:01 AM »

Right. Great move though to toss the baby to the supermax prison guard knowing he would drop his gun to catch the baby. BIG APPLE CAT would it be feasible to bring a newborn baby into the office everyday just in case?

meow meow · « **Reply #2001 on:** June 06, 2019, 10:31:21 AM »

classic mcconaughey, great scene

pissclams · « **Reply #2002 on:** June 06, 2019, 11:22:24 AM »

you should probably rewatch the rough ridin' movie. violin was not carrying a baby as he was escaping the supermax with diane lane lmao, are u being srs?

meow meow · « **Reply #2003 on:** June 06, 2019, 11:41:12 AM »

well yeah, the guard was holding the baby by then

pissclams · « **Reply #2004 on:** June 06, 2019, 12:42:40 PM »

it wasn’t even a baby; iirc it was violin’s pet koala

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2005 on:** June 06, 2019, 12:49:44 PM »

Anyone who has been in a disarm situation knows a koala is much more useful than a friggin baby

DQ12 · « **Reply #2006 on:** June 06, 2019, 12:53:58 PM »

as if violin needed any extra help

chum1 · « **Reply #2007 on:** June 06, 2019, 12:56:11 PM »

It's Thursday. Where's Ted!?!?!?!?!?

meow meow · « **Reply #2008 on:** June 06, 2019, 12:58:06 PM »

like i said awhile back, we need a separate ted thread, maybe just call it ThrEaD

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #2009 on:** June 06, 2019, 01:45:50 PM »

Quote from: _33 on June 06, 2019, 10:21:01 AM

Right. Great move though to toss the baby to the supermax prison guard knowing he would drop his gun to catch the baby. BIG APPLE CAT would it be feasible to bring a newborn baby into the office everyday just in case?

Great stuff from everyone. Lucky me i'm kind of at that "sweet spot" in life where i have enough friends starting new chapters in their lives and makin chillens. I should be able to get - at minimum - a 5 baby rotation so i can just bring a baby in to work every day. I also have some friends that are currently pregnant so by the time these 5 get too big I should be able to start phasing them out.

Bonus: with all this free childcare i'm providing i will be able to cash that in if i ever have any babies of my own and need a last minute sitter.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #2010 on:** June 06, 2019, 01:52:56 PM »

but you guys i am burying the lede here...ted never gave anyone an update on the "personal matters he had to attend to" yesterday. Someone tried to text him about it and he gave them the exact same response as what his email said. Playing it suspiciously close to the vest.

Little movement on facebook over the last 24 hours. He is at work today, looking a little red like he might have spent a little too much time outdoors yesterday.

We have confirmation that his girlfriend is a teacher. Nobody has been able to confirm this as of yet, but we have strong reason to suspect that the reason he took the day off yesterday...was to help move his girlfriend in to his house. We are working tirelessly to try to confirm, but definite rumblings they could be officially cohabitating.

chum1 · « **Reply #2011 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:04:30 PM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on June 06, 2019, 01:52:56 PM

strong reason to suspect that the reason he took the day off yesterday...was to help move his girlfriend in to his house.

meow meow · « **Reply #2012 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:05:32 PM »

this guy loves going all in on a relationship, very admirable. why beat around the bush with dates when you can share cable instead, what i always say

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2013 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:33:03 PM »

Why do you feel you deserve an explanation for him taking a day off?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2014 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:34:11 PM »

Also the idea of being Facebook friends with everyone you work with is so foreign to me.

meow meow · « **Reply #2015 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:36:46 PM »

it's foreign to everyone

IPA4Me · « **Reply #2016 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:59:09 PM »

I reject requests daily from coworkers. WTF is up with these weirdos?

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BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #2017 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:02:55 PM »

Quote from: libstradamus on June 06, 2019, 02:33:03 PM

Why do you feel you deserve an explanation for him taking a day off?

i don't deserve an explanation, i just really want one. Its very out of character of him to take a day off w/o providing notice. And he overshares everything. He will bully his way into a conversation and talk/shout over everyone to share some stupid detail about his weekend that didn't really have anything to do with anything. So for him to go from constant non-stop overshare when nobody asked, to suddenly curt and guarded when someone did ask, is very out of character.

bucket · « **Reply #2018 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:08:57 PM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on June 06, 2019, 02:59:09 PM

I reject requests daily from coworkers. WTF is up with these weirdos?

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meow meow · « **Reply #2019 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:10:41 PM »

don't listen to them BAC, stay vigilant and keep us up to date, this story has my undivided attention

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #2020 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:31:44 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on June 06, 2019, 03:10:41 PM

don't listen to them BAC, stay vigilant and keep us up to date, this story has my undivided attention

t-y MM!

@Brett of Brett's Bets: had a couple of bets I wanted roll out. First: Will they be officially engaged before or after july 4th 2019? parlay: Will he propose on the jumbo tron at a baseball game? He spends a lil extra on a custom graphic on the tron...O! say can you see...us being together for the rest of our lives?

Next bet: which is longer span of time...FB official to wedding day? Or wedding day to one of them officially files for divorce?

Will she attempt to poison him with ethylene glycol? arsenic? other? will not attempt to murder him for life insurance at all?

TIA brett! let's bet, brett's bets!

meow meow · « **Reply #2021 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:58:21 PM »

this thread is what combofan season dreams are made of

Katpappy · « **Reply #2022 on:** June 06, 2019, 08:14:15 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on June 06, 2019, 08:37:30 AM

'clams, first of all, thanks. second, care to talk a little more about the various types of disarming stances one could take in this particular situation?

It's obvious what PC is insinuating. Just stick your finger up Ted's ass and squish his balls with your other hand. At the same time, yell in his face "take that you Nazi rough rider"!

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #2023 on:** June 06, 2019, 08:15:02 PM »

KATDADDY!

ben ji · « **Reply #2024 on:** June 06, 2019, 10:30:43 PM »

So anyone ever randomly run co-workers names through a free criminal courts website like maybe say....jococourts.org?

Yeah.....Recently found out a co-worker was arrested and found guilty of felony heroin possession while getting a DUI a couple of years ago before they worked at my current company.

They seem to have turned their life around, don't drink, religious, great worker who goes above and beyond that everyone likes etc etc....I have not and wont tell any co-workers...but jesus, last person I would of ever guessed.

Maybe Big Apple Cat should plug Teds name in the local criminal database?