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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1850 on: January 10, 2019, 04:48:30 PM »
Tell your boss to come on here and face some harassment
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1851 on: January 10, 2019, 04:50:21 PM »
 :thumbs: He's a Notre Dame guy.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1852 on: January 10, 2019, 04:51:52 PM »
lol. No, you'd just have to understand the relationship. We started off as coworkers before he got promoted. We're buds. We  :cheers: and watch football together sometimes kinda buds.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1853 on: January 10, 2019, 05:11:42 PM »
how come he is the boss and not you

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1854 on: January 10, 2019, 05:16:17 PM »
I don’t want that evil on me. Couldn’t pay me enough to take on that headache. Also, he had previous VP experience.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1855 on: January 10, 2019, 05:25:52 PM »
I'm a very big technical person and generally wouldn't enjoy having more boss responsibilities than tech/science work.  But I'm pretty sure a monetary value could change my mind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1856 on: January 10, 2019, 05:48:35 PM »
I'm a very big technical person and generally wouldn't enjoy having more boss responsibilities than tech/science work.  But I'm pretty sure a monetary value could change my mind.
Wacks doesn't care about setting his kids up for financial success because he expects little Breckyn to pull him/herself up by his/her own bootstraps just like his/her old man.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1857 on: January 10, 2019, 05:57:26 PM »
:lol:


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1858 on: January 10, 2019, 05:59:56 PM »
You remember the episode on the office where Jim and Michael tried to pawn off the manager job to one another because they found out the new company had uncapped commissions for the salespeople? I think of it that way in my current position.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1859 on: January 17, 2019, 09:26:25 AM »
Probably not a good sign that a candidate wants to wait to move forward in the process until they see how the drug screen comes back, right?  :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1860 on: January 17, 2019, 09:30:15 AM »
:thumbs: He's a Notre Dame guy.

He's not one of those "juco players get 6 years" Notre Dame guys is he?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1861 on: January 17, 2019, 09:31:01 AM »
Nah

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1862 on: January 17, 2019, 09:31:23 AM »
He should learn about at home drug tests
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1863 on: January 17, 2019, 09:32:36 AM »
They've been kind of a dick this last week and I think I know why now. Compared us to the military process.   :rolleyes:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1864 on: January 17, 2019, 09:50:07 AM »
Why does your company do drug tests?  Are you operating heavy machinery?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1865 on: January 17, 2019, 09:53:25 AM »
Operating on peoples teeth and these people are surrounded around medical drugs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1866 on: January 17, 2019, 09:55:57 AM »
Do you test for marijuana still?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1867 on: January 17, 2019, 09:56:26 AM »
Gotcha.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1868 on: January 17, 2019, 09:57:13 AM »
Pretty sure it tests for it all. Not 100% on how it works. But it's no legalized in the states we operate.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1869 on: January 30, 2019, 10:55:22 PM »
Email to entire company:

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Thought I would share a writing from our pastor at Cross Roads Mason on a series we are working on called UNDIVIDED, a six-week spiritual journey that brings people together of different races and life backgrounds to have meaningful conversations – often leading to healing within our alienated communities.

As Greater Cincinnati is in the national, and even international, spotlight for an interaction between Covington Catholic High School students, a Native American elderly man, and members of the Hebrew Israelites, I believe empathy is needed now more than ever.

I have watched the short video that went viral on Saturday, and I have watched the longer videos that were made public on Sunday. I don’t pretend to have all the facts, but I can tell you one thing I am certain: America is growing increasingly divided in the way we handle and communicate discussions about race, ideology and faith.

In our world of viral snippets, we have lost our ability to listen before jumping to assumptions and filling in the story ourselves. We like to stay in our echo chambers, surrounded by people and sources that tell us what we want to hear. But when we listen to people’s stories with empathy, it changes who we are and by extension becomes a revolutionary act that brings connection in the place of fear, hatred, and division.

When we previously could trust the news media we let them influence or give us a basis for a lot of our thoughts and decisions. However since fake news has become so wide spread since Dan Rather was admittedly deceiting his viewers (regarding George Bush military records 1992 ) that most people have not or cannot read between the lines and consider the source and then determine what what is right and wrong ,that people now have to consider the source before they are influnced on makeing a decision as to the right or the wrong of any event taking place.
It’s a sad day in America when possibly ALL the facts are out that the FAKE news media will not apologise for possibly ruining these young mens lives.
Not reporting the BAD history reports on the native American and the 5 blacks.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1870 on: January 30, 2019, 11:08:56 PM »
Me reading that:
(1)  :rolleyes:
(2)  :sdeek:
(3)  :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1871 on: January 31, 2019, 06:30:27 AM »
holy crap


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1872 on: February 06, 2019, 09:33:33 AM »
Overheard from dude on the phone in the office next to me: "nonono, the holes are just to be used as an erection aid"
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1873 on: February 06, 2019, 03:16:04 PM »
Overheard from dude on the phone in the office next to me: "nonono, the holes are just to be used as an erection aid"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1874 on: February 07, 2019, 04:04:10 PM »
Nice new office:

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