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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1675 on: December 14, 2017, 06:12:40 PM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1676 on: December 14, 2017, 08:30:44 PM »
HR came by and and asked me about the food from my culture so they can include it in the holiday party.

Chili, cinnamon rolls, and bierocks it is!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1677 on: December 14, 2017, 08:31:53 PM »
So I am now involved in a prank war at work and it is ok I guess.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1678 on: December 18, 2017, 08:05:42 AM »
I brought Chili into work today for our holiday graze week.  Forgot to bring a ladle or spoon or anything to serve said chili.  Should be interesting.  Not sure if this should be a shame yourself post or not.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1679 on: December 18, 2017, 08:32:15 AM »
Lol
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1680 on: December 18, 2017, 09:05:11 AM »
I brought Chili into work today for our holiday graze week.  Forgot to bring a ladle or spoon or anything to serve said chili.  Should be interesting.  Not sure if this should be a shame yourself post or not.
Dump it in the crisper.  Let them scoop it out with a coffee cup.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1681 on: December 18, 2017, 10:50:33 AM »
wtf is a crisper


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1682 on: December 18, 2017, 10:52:19 AM »
it's a drawer in your refrigerator to keep produce fresh and in this case chili

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1683 on: December 19, 2017, 09:39:29 PM »
Chile cubby.  Aka chubby.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1684 on: December 27, 2017, 10:04:02 AM »
I have two huge projects that go live on 1/1. One critically affects all of the company's lines of business. The other is the most important for our department since I've been here. I received this from my boss today at 10:56 a.m.:

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Hey guys, I have some PTO to burn up before the end of the year. I'll be working from home the rest of the week. If you need anything don't hesitate to call or email. I'll be available just not glued to the computer if I can help it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1685 on: December 27, 2017, 10:05:39 AM »
I would love to work where chum works

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1686 on: December 27, 2017, 10:06:00 AM »
Do your job, chum.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1687 on: December 27, 2017, 11:11:13 AM »
Yesterday, I kept receiving messages from my boss. I expected to see him walk into our shared office any time. He never did. Never saw him all day. The funny part is that I know for certain that he was in the building all day.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1688 on: December 27, 2017, 12:53:25 PM »
I have two huge projects that go live on 1/1. One critically affects all of the company's lines of business. The other is the most important for our department since I've been here. I received this from my boss today at 10:56 a.m.:

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Hey guys, I have some PTO to burn up before the end of the year. I'll be working from home the rest of the week. If you need anything don't hesitate to call or email. I'll be available just not glued to the computer if I can help it.

Your boss sounds like Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1689 on: January 11, 2018, 08:40:34 AM »
Boss's boss, 9:13 a.m.:

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Subject: Online today
Hello,
I will be available via cellphone and I will be online today.
Thanks.

Boss, like clockwork, 9:36 a.m.:

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Subject: Working from home today
Buzz me if you need anything

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1690 on: January 11, 2018, 09:02:14 AM »
Boss's boss, 9:13 a.m.:

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Subject: Online today
Hello,
I will be available via cellphone and I will be online today.
Thanks.

Boss, like clockwork, 9:36 a.m.:

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Subject: Working from home today
Buzz me if you need anything
Wait I thought your boss was getting fired

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1691 on: January 11, 2018, 09:24:51 AM »
Boss's boss, 9:13 a.m.:

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Subject: Online today
Hello,
I will be available via cellphone and I will be online today.
Thanks.

Boss, like clockwork, 9:36 a.m.:

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Subject: Working from home today
Buzz me if you need anything
Wait I thought your boss was getting fired

Oh, no. Two people in a different department that also report to my boss's boss were fired.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1692 on: January 11, 2018, 10:26:58 AM »
Boss's boss, 9:13 a.m.:

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Subject: Online today
Hello,
I will be available via cellphone and I will be online today.
Thanks.

Boss, like clockwork, 9:36 a.m.:

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Subject: Working from home today
Buzz me if you need anything
Wait I thought your boss was getting fired

Oh, no. Two people in a different department that also report to my boss's boss were fired.
Oh. Well, carry on, bosses

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1693 on: January 11, 2018, 12:03:37 PM »
OMG. I forgot there was a baby shower today!! (Which, incidentally, is probably why my bosses aren't here.) The big conference room where they are having it is adjacent to the break room. I got back from the gym, hair all wet, gym bag over shoulder, and barged into the break room. I immediately heard voices, looked, and saw the double doors to the conference room were open. I was in plain view of, like, ever-y-one in the entire rough ridin' office sitting there for the baby shower. It was almost over, and I'd obviously skipped out on it for my own personal agenda. So, I just gave a big smile, waved, got my lunch out of the fridge, and left. Some dude stared me down and gave me a friendly WTF look.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1694 on: January 11, 2018, 12:35:32 PM »
A baby shower at work?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1695 on: January 11, 2018, 12:41:30 PM »
A baby shower at work?
all the damn time here.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1696 on: January 11, 2018, 12:43:51 PM »
Breeders are so selfish, good grief
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1697 on: January 11, 2018, 01:40:48 PM »
A baby shower at work?
all the damn time here.

i have never heard of such a thing

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1698 on: January 11, 2018, 01:44:25 PM »
Places that let women work there often have baby showers
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1699 on: January 11, 2018, 01:49:13 PM »
That's absurd.