thread for making fun of the chipotle challenge thread

[Dr Rick Daris]

i mean where do we even start? 

[Emo EMAW]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

[Pete]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

[Dr Rick Daris]

let me put it another way... if that thread was kansas farmland and the people posting in it were geese or some other kind of animal that people who hunt like to shoot like ducks of pheasant or turkeys or quail or something like that then lets just say that you could spend thirty seconds in that thread and bag your limit and then some is all that i'm saying.

[SabiNation]

let me put it another way... if that thread was kansas farmland and the people posting in it were geese or some other kind of animal that people who hunt like to shoot like ducks of pheasant or turkeys or quail or something like that then lets just say that you could spend thirty seconds in that thread and bag your limit and then some is all that i'm saying.

I was going to post this exact same thing but then I saw that daris had posted it and I didn't want to luke.  Lol oh man that was a close one.

[Dr Rick Daris]

let me put it another way... if that thread was kansas farmland and the people posting in it were geese or some other kind of animal that people who hunt like to shoot like ducks of pheasant or turkeys or quail or something like that then lets just say that you could spend thirty seconds in that thread and bag your limit and then some is all that i'm saying.

I was going to post this exact same thing but then I saw that daris had posted it and I didn't want to luke.  Lol oh man that was a close one.

it's just too easy isn't it sabination? just like fish in a barrel. speaking of, if some mod could add fish in a barrel to my earlier list then that would great.

[kitten_mittons]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

The brown rice isn't any better for you.  I guess this is now the official chipotle nutrition and pro tip thread.

[Pete]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

The brown rice isn't any better for you.  I guess this is now the official chipotle nutrition and pro tip thread.

I was told the fiber part is better.  Is this not true? 

[Dr Rick Daris]

well i suppose banging your hand really hard with a hammer is better than sawing it off with a saw but both of them still sound like pretty bad things to do to yourself. i mean really.

[kitten_mittons]

That's probably true, but the difference in the two are pretty negligible. Sort of like having a diet coke with your supersize big Mac combo.  While we're on the subject, which is the healthiest of the salsa options? I say the hot one because of capsaicin.

[Dr Rick Daris]

lol. this thread just sums it all up perfectly. dlew apparently thinks that we are making fun of them because we think chipotle is bad for you or something. 

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27768.0

[Dr Rick Daris]

oh my god, and now asava is over there whining about how nobody has got back to him yet about whether he's allowed to substitute some other burrito place for chipotle. i crap you not that just happened. i mean never mind the fact that this thing is still over a week away and he just posted his question a couple of hours ago. so lol. almost unbelievable if i didn't just read it with my own eyes. you guys need to go see before he deletes or asks a mod to take it down or something. 

[SabiNation]

daris, you know when you go fishing and you have to get worms to use for bait and they come in that old oil can with a bunch of dirt in it?  And when they're all squriming around and crossing their fingers hoping that you don't choose them to be used as bait next?  That's what that thread is like.  Just a bunch of squirming little worms

[Institutional Control]

lol. this thread just sums it all up perfectly. dlew apparently thinks that we are making fun of them because we think chipotle is bad for you or something. 

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27768.0

Seems pretty obvs that they're very bitter and jelly over there.  Especially that Kelly Klarkson fan.

[bubbles4ksu]

i don't like some of the songs Kat Kid plays in turntable.

[pissclams]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

i didn't expect you to participate given your extreme devotion to the mexican restaurants on kansas avenue that you have a thread about which hasn't been updated in 6 months, good game/great job.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

i didn't expect you to participate given your extreme devotion to the mexican restaurants on kansas avenue that you have a thread about which hasn't been updated in 6 months, good game/great job.

well, well, well....look what the cat dragged in.

[Dr Rick Daris]

mods,

please add cats to the list as well.

[pissclams]

jealousy, meet pot and kettle

[Emo EMAW]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

i didn't expect you to participate given your extreme devotion to the mexican restaurants on kansas avenue that you have a thread about which hasn't been updated in 6 months, good game/great job.

I just did a review a couple weeks ago! 

[pissclams]

Well, obviously they're fatasses.

Not if you just get brown rice, chicken, and salsa.  But, who the eff wants to do that 7 days in a row?

i didn't expect you to participate given your extreme devotion to the mexican restaurants on kansas avenue that you have a thread about which hasn't been updated in 6 months, good game/great job.

I just did a review a couple weeks ago! 

ya, i was talking to pete

[Dr Rick Daris]

jealousy, meet pot and kettle

oh hi there jealousy, pot and kettle. nice to meet the three of you. oh hey there, jealousy? quick question. would you mind opening up pot and taking out some buttery laden rice and mixing it up with some of that sour cream that is sitting inside of kettle. i think i'm going to make what some might call a burrito.

[Dr Rick Daris]

oh and don't go anywhere fellas cause i also plan on making one again tomorrow, and then the day after that and then the day after that and then the day after that and then the day after that and then the day, oh well you get the idea.

[Dr Rick Daris]

well it looks like it took them less than one day to go full on gpc over there towing the company line that if you aren't in complete 100% agreement with the chipotle seven day challenge that you are somehow against kk. heck man i love kk more than 99% of the people posting in that thread and even got pak'd with him last night down at maes. quick heads up for everyone though, don't ask any questions or voice any concerns over anything in that thread because they will probably ban you. lol at fitz clams and dlew scott fritchen over there. circle the wagons fellas.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

well it looks like it took them less than one day to go full on gpc over there towing the company line that if you aren't in complete 100% agreement with the chipotle seven day challenge that you are somehow against kk. heck man i love kk more than 99% of the people posting in that thread and even got pak'd with him last night down at maes. quick heads up for everyone though, don't ask any questions or voice any concerns over anything in that thread because they will probably ban you. lol at fitz clams and dlew scott fritchen over there. circle the wagons fellas.

  daris is the best