Chance that President Obama resigns Master Thread

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

The AP issue is a much larger indictment of the Obama administration that anything as yet.  That flies directly at the foundation of the 1st amendment.

The wiretapping scandal might have the slight edge over the IRS brownshirting, especially now that it appears they tapped Congress in addition to the AP, but both scandals are so completely horrible, it's hard to say.

Has Obama blamed Bush yet?

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They're going to have to drag him out of there kicking and screaming.  No way he'd ever resign.  He's an bad person of unprecedented proportions.

[ednksu]

They're going to have to drag him out of there kicking and screaming.  No way he'd ever resign.  He's an bad person of unprecedented proportions.

Yeah that bad person....with his muslim, fascist, socialist, gayist, blackness agenda.

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Would be fantastic for the country though, so I hope it happens.

[Institutional Control]

Biden would be a badass president.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Biden would be a badass president.

Bad and ass

[p1k3]

Biden would be like a less funny version of George Carlin, so yeah I hope BO hangs it up.

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Every one of his press conferences (I assume he would hold these unlike his predecessor) would end up with him telling some rambling story about this time he and his old friend __________ who's really important got together, and then the story would abruptly stop or venture into another story without an ending and then he'd scream at someone for no reason other than the guy used a word he didn't understand. 

It would be like listening to last ten years Harry Carey mixed with Ike Turner. Funny, but sad.