I teach high school, and today is a freakin' Field Day. No, literally, it's Field Day. (Who has those past like fourth grade??) So this is both awesome and horrible. See, Field Day starts after lunch, so everybody's completely phoning it in during the morning classes, which is dope because it means I get to just sit at my desk and bask in my khatz so hardcore. But then it totally blows, because after lunch when we go outside I'll have duties that will keep me away from my computer. I just wanna be ksufancopycatting all day, amirite? Should I fake mud butt so I can go home and sit there reading the interwebz all afternoon?