Things You Will Never Own

[ben ji]

I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Any kind? Really?

correct. I do own a hose but it is not for yard use. strictly for hosing out garage at the end of winter use. and that's just because I don't have a convenient person to hire to do that for me.

SD-

If you move next door to me in PV we would be BFF. My neighbors were gone for a couple weeks when their mother passed away so I mowed their lawn and edged their driveway/sidewalk FOR FREE.

[steve dave]

I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Any kind? Really?

correct. I do own a hose but it is not for yard use. strictly for hosing out garage at the end of winter use. and that's just because I don't have a convenient person to hire to do that for me.

SD-

If you move next door to me in PV we would be BFF. My neighbors were gone for a couple weeks when their mother passed away so I mowed their lawn and edged their driveway/sidewalk FOR FREE.

if you were away for awhile I would pay my guys to do that for your place too. because we're buds.

[michigancat]

Never say never

[Johnny Wichita]

I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Any kind? Really?

correct. I do own a hose but it is not for yard use. strictly for hosing out garage at the end of winter use. and that's just because I don't have a convenient person to hire to do that for me.

SD-

If you move next door to me in PV we would be BFF. My neighbors were gone for a couple weeks when their mother passed away so I mowed their lawn and edged their driveway/sidewalk FOR FREE.

Palos Verdes?  I'm in. 

[The Big Train]

Android phone

[Phil Titola]

I'm never going to own a lawn mower or yard equipment of any kind

Any kind? Really?

correct. I do own a hose but it is not for yard use. strictly for hosing out garage at the end of winter use. and that's just because I don't have a convenient person to hire to do that for me.

Even if I ever move to a "house" vs. condo which is highly unlikely, I'll can't see me ever mowing that lawn.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Le Bra

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Cargo Pants

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

A dodge/chrysler

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

United Airlines Miles

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Tanning Bed

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Framed Magazine Covers

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Kuerig

[bones129]

Tanning Bed

 

[kitten_mittons]

Tanning Bed

 

Is there anything more WT than owning a tanning bed?

[Winters]

A tire swing

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Kuerig

specifically the keurig brand or any single cup coffee maker?

[scottwildcat]

Great stuff in here.
 

[steve dave]

A tire swing

man, I wouldn't mind owning a tire swing. SO QUAINT!

[CNS]

Fountain pen.

I mean, eff that noise.

[KSUblumpkin]

The movie Highlander 2.  Potentially the worst movie I have ever seen.

[420seriouscat69]

New York Minute...... irc, nevermind. I forgot I was bored my freshman year of college.

[Dugout DickStone]

motorhome

[Mrs. Gooch]

minivan

[Johnny Wichita]

a cat