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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2013, 12:16:55 PM »
If everyone knows they're spies, then what's the point? 

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« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2013, 12:34:16 PM »
If everyone knows they're spies, then what's the point?

Professional courtesy.
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« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2013, 12:36:36 PM »
Or read the news:

Russia's security services claimed Tuesday to have arrested a CIA agent posing as an employee of the U.S. Embassy in Moscow for allegedly trying to recruit a Russian secret service agent to work for the U.S.
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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2013, 12:38:41 PM »
I read that.  Nowhere did it say the Ruskies knew he was a spy the entire time.

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« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2013, 12:42:36 PM »
It's assumed. Again, professional courtesy. DC has more spies than any city in the world. Can you pick them out? (Hint: start at embassies, aid agencies, and NGOs).
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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2013, 12:47:42 PM »
Fair enough.  Just seems like given the choice we'd rather not have spies running all over DC. 

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« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2013, 12:53:41 PM »
Would you like US spies running around other cities? It's a game within a game. It's better to know where the spies are in your city, but one is shown to hide another. And most times, the "shown" is only arrested to force a trade for a "hidden".
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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2013, 01:21:31 PM »
If everyone knows they're spies, then what's the point?

Don't play dumb, Scotter Libby.

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« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2013, 01:34:44 PM »
Oh, and "rogue". Always.
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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2013, 04:21:22 PM »
It's assumed. Again, professional courtesy. DC has more spies than any city in the world. Can you pick them out? (Hint: start at embassies, aid agencies, and NGOs).

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« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2013, 04:27:14 PM »
Poor CIA guy who was caught by Russia.  I mean, this is it.  Desk job or something like that from here on, right?  Would suck to have Google News lead with me screwing up at my job. 

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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2013, 04:35:41 PM »
Alright guys, i think i'm on to something here so stick with me

1. Most spies work at embassies or for NGO's in a country worth spying on
2. Lots of crazy stuff going on in Egypt, should prob transfer a couple spies there.
3. FR works at an embassy
4. FR is a spy

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« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2013, 04:49:33 PM »
Alright guys, i think i'm on to something here so stick with me

1. Most spies work at embassies or for NGO's in a country worth spying on
2. Lots of crazy stuff going on in Egypt, should prob transfer a couple spies there.
3. FR works at an embassy
4. FR is a spy

 :surprised: :runaway: :ohno:

You seriously just figured that out, ben ji?

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« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2013, 05:00:32 PM »
One of my buddies was in Intelligence for the Navy and now works for a "security" company located in DC. But he spends most of his time in Africa and Afghanistan. I'm betting he's CIA but he doesn't admit it. Worked for the embassy in Athens before working for the security company.

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« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2013, 05:19:14 PM »
Alright guys, i think i'm on to something here so stick with me

1. Most spies work at embassies or for NGO's in a country worth spying on
2. Lots of crazy stuff going on in Egypt, should prob transfer a couple spies there.
3. FR works at an embassy
4. FR is a spy

 :surprised: :runaway: :ohno:

If you just mumped up the fr goes to Egypt thread, I will find you and kick your ass.
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Re: Benghazi Hearing
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2013, 10:18:30 PM »
One of my buddies was in Intelligence for the Navy and now works for a "security" company located in DC. But he spends most of his time in Africa and Afghanistan. I'm betting he's CIA but he doesn't admit it. Worked for the embassy in Athens before working for the security company.

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« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2013, 12:47:50 AM »
Alright guys, i think i'm on to something here so stick with me

1. Most spies work at embassies or for NGO's in a country worth spying on
2. Lots of crazy stuff going on in Egypt, should prob transfer a couple spies there.
3. FR works at an embassy
4. FR is a spy

 :surprised: :runaway: :ohno:

oh man, I would be a terrible spy. Not nearly enough of an extrovert IRL. Can you imagine just cold starting friendships non stop? That part would make me more nervous than the actual spying.
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« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2013, 06:29:42 AM »
I do have to LOL a little at the "well the military just isn't suited for, you know, just doing stuff at the drop of a hat" talking point in regards to Benghazi.

I mean really, a Trillion plus dollar a year military/intelligence/industrial complex and we don't have anybody on alert for these kinds of things in a place like the Middle East and North Africa?

What happens when the Chinese fire one of the "carrier killer" anti-shipping missiles at us?  Do we have to convene meetings at every level of the Navy, conduct 2 years of research and write 15,000 pages of White Papers before we can react?

The foreign media was all over the AQ presence in Benghazi for months prior to the Embassy attack . . . but then again, we probably didn't want that out there all that much considering we used our "usual suspect" AL-CIAda types to overthrow Gaddafi to begin with.


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« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2013, 06:40:16 AM »
Oh boy. Al CIAda. I'm gonna use that one at the office.  :lol:
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« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2013, 07:22:23 AM »
Oh boy. Al CIAda. I'm gonna use that one at the office.  :lol:

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« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2013, 07:33:24 AM »
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« Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 08:00:09 AM by Kat Kid »
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« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2013, 07:43:22 AM »
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Now I'll never be able to watch the documentary he suggested. :(
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« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2013, 07:43:50 AM »
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« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2013, 08:01:30 AM »
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« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2013, 08:03:23 AM »
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