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Offline LickNeckey

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2nd greatest e-mail ever?
« on: May 03, 2013, 01:50:16 PM »
No

but it's pretty good

I just searched for Deloreans in Florida and I came across you Gentlemen. Let me
open by saying I'm a 26 year old boy who has the utmost respect for nostalgia. One
of my favorite films is Back to the Future and im not sure if you gentlmen bought
your cars pre or post Marty McFly but i can tell you it doesnt matter because the
Delorean is rough ridin' awesome either way. Let's cut to the chase, im hoping one of
you is a very wealthy man who doesnt mind parting with their Delorean for a tad
less than price, I have a 2002 Eddie Bauer Expedition and money that I'm Willing to
part with. I can't o er much more than the fact that i'll treat her as the best piece of
Ass i've ever had and o er the seller full reign at reuniting with her and me
providing hot bitches whenever you want to see her again. Flux Capacitor doesnt
have to be included. No joke if one of you is a philanthropist who doesnt mind taking
a little less than asking price and we can work on making a kid the sweetest
[redacted] on earth please let me know. Imagine if when you were a kid if
someone gave you a '64 Mustang and said "get it kid, and eventually pay it forward".
I know that each and every man I'm e-mailing is a straight pimp because if not they
wouldn't have a Delorean. I don't ask for much and I'm not a lucky kid, I've worked
my ass o for everything I've ever gotten and I'm willing to give a full biography,
but if any of you gentlemen have a heart and vigor for making dreams come true
please at least give me a shot to state my case for owning one of these beauties, I'm
more than willing to drive anywhere and make any negotiations or terms to get one
of these bad boys. This is no joke, and I hope and pray that one of you gives me a
chance to at least meet me and try to get one of the sweetest cars to ever touch
planet earth! I'm a business management grad and football player from Hawaii, I
went to Nease with Tebow and he was my quarterback if that helps(if youre a
Florida State and Deion Sanders lover that's my allegiance!) If the Delorean falls
through and you have a hook up on a white LeBaron i'll do that simply because
Deion had one while he was in Tallahassee(drop top red interior, I'll take care of the
PrimeTime license plate on the front) Either way I'm sitting here hoping that one of
you gentlemen can sit back and say this kid has the chops, heart, and balls to stand
up and say it's time for the Delorean to get his rough ridin' ass back in the game. If we
have to sit down and watch Back to the Future together and at least be gentlemen
and friends than thats one step closer to me being on the level of a couple guys who
get it...I'm attaching a couple images, #5 is real...What i'm getting to is it's time to
pass the torch and if we need to sit down and drink fine Scotch I've got every
Johnnie Walker, 10-12-15 of Macallan, Balvenie 12-14 caribbean and 17 double
wood, it would at least be an interesting week to talk Delorean especially because
TPC is coming up...

http://jalopnik.com/meet-the-dudebro-who-wants-a-delorean-because-he-knows-486246550


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Re: 2nd greatest e-mail ever?
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2013, 02:29:42 PM »
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