goEMAW shooters

[Shacks]

One time when I was in high school my uncle had a huge old tube TV he had to junk.  He lives in the middle of the California desert and told me, my brother and our cousin we could shoot it up as long as we took it out to our usual shooting spot in the hills.  We tossed it in the pickup, lugged it out there along with the guns and some other targets and blasted the crap out of that TV.  It was so fun.  The three of us lined up about twenty paces away and opened fire.  I used my uncle's AR 15, my brother used my uncle's .357 and my cousin had a 12 gauge.

no 50 cal eh? pud.

No, but one time my cousin got a ticket for poaching because he let my brother and I shoot at rodents from the bed of a moving pickup truck.  We always rode in the bed on the way to our shooting spot because 99% of the drive is on dirt roads.  Sheriff drove by on the highway as we were approaching it and saw us shooting .22's at some jackrabbits.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

One time when I was in high school my uncle had a huge old tube TV he had to junk.  He lives in the middle of the California desert and told me, my brother and our cousin we could shoot it up as long as we took it out to our usual shooting spot in the hills.  We tossed it in the pickup, lugged it out there along with the guns and some other targets and blasted the crap out of that TV.  It was so fun.  The three of us lined up about twenty paces away and opened fire.  I used my uncle's AR 15, my brother used my uncle's .357 and my cousin had a 12 gauge.

no 50 cal eh? pud.

No, but one time my cousin got a ticket for poaching because he let my brother and I shoot at rodents from the bed of a moving pickup truck.  We always rode in the bed on the way to our shooting spot because 99% of the drive is on dirt roads.  Sheriff drove by on the highway as we were approaching it and saw us shooting .22's at some jackrabbits.

bet if you had a 50 cal the sheriff would have said "oh wow this crap looks pretty real. move it along, gents" and you wouldnt have gotten a ticket. jmho.

[Asteriskhead]

There is a goEMAW poster who was a member of the National Champion KSU Trap Shooting club.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

There is a goEMAW poster who was a member of the National Champion KSU Trap Shooting club.

  Is it Steve Dave?

[Rage Against the McKee]

There is a goEMAW poster who was a member of the National Champion KSU Trap Shooting club.

  Is it Steve Dave?

That would explain why he doesn't even need a laser attachment.

[sys]

some of you people are some sick fucks.

[Asteriskhead]

There is a goEMAW poster who was a member of the National Champion KSU Trap Shooting club.

  Is it Steve Dave?

No, he hasn't posted in quite some time.

sidebar: He is responsible for bringing me to the board, good, bar or indifferent.

[steve dave]

ok gun studs, question of the day:

if an infinite amount of illegals were threatening like a patriotic bible or a majestic bald eagle and you were the only one there to defend it which 3 guns would you choose to have with you (infinite ammo obv.) and how many could you take out? I'd pick my AK custom rig, a stinger hellfire missile battery and my great great grandfather's musket for sentimental and patriotic reasons. My strategy would be to unleash an unholy amount of carnege on those bird flipping illegals as their initial wave hit. then, when I had cleared out some space, I'd kiss great great grandpa's bible and pick one off with his musket, then I'd start in with my AK doing a left to right swing on fully auto mode passing back and forth across their ranks for like a couple hours. I'd then go back to the missile battery and start over in the process again. I'd probably be able to take out a few million before I had to rest.

[Unruly]

Should have known better that this thread would have been a waste of time.

Mods please delete.

TIA

[Emo EMAW]

Should have known better that this thread would have been a waste of time.

Mods please delete.

TIA

Every thread on this board is a waste of time.  And what's why we're here. 

[wetwillie]

Should have known better that this thread would have been a waste of time.

Mods please delete.

TIA

Every thread on this board is a waste of time.  And what's why we're here. 

Some of us come here for serious discussions

[puniraptor]

duck sized illegals?

[steve dave]

duck sized illegals?

human sized

[Emo EMAW]

Should have known better that this thread would have been a waste of time.

Mods please delete.

TIA

Every thread on this board is a waste of time.  And what's why we're here. 

Some of us come here for serious discussions

No, you exist for my entertainment. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

ok gun studs, question of the day:

if an infinite amount of illegals were threatening like a patriotic bible or a majestic bald eagle and you were the only one there to defend it which 3 guns would you choose to have with you (infinite ammo obv.) and how many could you take out? I'd pick my AK custom rig, a stinger hellfire missile battery and my great great grandfather's musket for sentimental and patriotic reasons. My strategy would be to unleash an unholy amount of carnege on those bird flipping illegals as their initial wave hit. then, when I had cleared out some space, I'd kiss great great grandpa's bible and pick one off with his musket, then I'd start in with my AK doing a left to right swing on fully auto mode passing back and forth across their ranks for like a couple hours. I'd then go back to the missile battery and start over in the process again. I'd probably be able to take out a few million before I had to rest.

wow, great question. i think id just pick 3 50 cals. ive never tried before but i bet i could shoot one with each hand with like 95% accuracy and maybe the last one with my teeth (special trigger obviously) at about 80% accuracy. i know those numbers are a little bit low for a pro like myself but ill tell you one thing for sure- absolutely no illegals are gonna get their greasy hands on that beautiful eagle.

[puniraptor]

I would have 2 of those guns that pop out of your shirt sleeves and one of the guns that pop out of your belt buckle

[yoga-like_abana]

one time I did the cross my arms thing, kinda like in boondock saints and then the guy came out and told me not to do it again. hey bub! I'm the one holding a gun!

[Rage Against the McKee]

ok gun studs, question of the day:

if an infinite amount of illegals were threatening like a patriotic bible or a majestic bald eagle and you were the only one there to defend it which 3 guns would you choose to have with you (infinite ammo obv.) and how many could you take out? I'd pick my AK custom rig, a stinger hellfire missile battery and my great great grandfather's musket for sentimental and patriotic reasons. My strategy would be to unleash an unholy amount of carnege on those bird flipping illegals as their initial wave hit. then, when I had cleared out some space, I'd kiss great great grandpa's bible and pick one off with his musket, then I'd start in with my AK doing a left to right swing on fully auto mode passing back and forth across their ranks for like a couple hours. I'd then go back to the missile battery and start over in the process again. I'd probably be able to take out a few million before I had to rest.

I would go with a flame thrower, an M4 with grenade launcher attachment, and a sawn off shotgun, steve dave. I would use the flame thrower to scare those illegals back when ever I need to reload, and the shotgun would be for whenever one of them manages to get too close for comfort.

[Mr Bread]

I would have 2 of those guns that pop out of your shirt sleeves and one of the guns that pop out of your belt buckle

The belt buckle one would be a pretty ironic way to kill them.  Being so near the crotch region that they love to grab so much.  Maybe do a guitar case missle luncher or machine gun as well.  Really hit them where it hurts.

[Mr Bread]

ok gun studs, question of the day:

if an infinite amount of illegals were threatening like a patriotic bible or a majestic bald eagle and you were the only one there to defend it which 3 guns would you choose to have with you (infinite ammo obv.) and how many could you take out? I'd pick my AK custom rig, a stinger hellfire missile battery and my great great grandfather's musket for sentimental and patriotic reasons. My strategy would be to unleash an unholy amount of carnege on those bird flipping illegals as their initial wave hit. then, when I had cleared out some space, I'd kiss great great grandpa's bible and pick one off with his musket, then I'd start in with my AK doing a left to right swing on fully auto mode passing back and forth across their ranks for like a couple hours. I'd then go back to the missile battery and start over in the process again. I'd probably be able to take out a few million before I had to rest.

I would go with a flame thrower, an M4 with grenade launcher attachment, and a sawn off shotgun, steve dave. I would use the flame thrower to scare those illegals back when ever I need to reload, and the shotgun would be for whenever one of them manages to get too close for comfort.

Maybe instead of the flame thrower do a t-shirt canon, but instead of tees do burritos.  Pop off a few of those babies into the crowd when you need a break and watch them tear each other apart over them.  Then start up again when you feel like it.  Maybe put mines or plastic explosive in the burritos too.  That'd be one hot tamale lol

[Unruly]

Never knew so many upstanding posters were really 


Guess this puts a lot of things into perspective about bread, SD, NK, and KSC. 

Get help EMAW friends.

[Dugout DickStone]

I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.

Are we still getting drunk as eff and going shooting this weekend?

[steve dave]

I usually tie up some rabbits or squirrels or honeybees or some other piece of trash animal and pace off about 4,000 paces before settling into my shooting stance (< prone). Lately I've been getting sighted in on my AK47 fully automatic boner maker. I'm good from about a mile if I can get a good read on the wind speed and direction. I'll just squeeze off about a thousand rounds until the animals are a fine mist of blood splatter and bone fragments. if I don't have some animal as a target I'll use a cardboard cutout of my ex wife or an illegal flipping the bird and grabbing his crotch as a target. I make them at kinkos.

Are we still getting drunk as eff and going shooting this weekend?

of course

[Bloodfart]

I lud shooting my Winchester.  Lud it.

[steve dave]

what do you gun studs wear for ear and eye protection? american flag bandana right? yeah, obviously. me too.