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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #150 on: August 20, 2013, 03:39:34 PM »
I wish I was a Gronk  :frown:

Sometimes I think I couldn't handle being a gronk, then I remember that if I was a real gronk it wouldn't be a problem.

I think it would take some conditioning and an astronaut training program to make a non-gronk capable of handling the rigors of Gronk.

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« Reply #151 on: August 20, 2013, 06:43:18 PM »
I heard gronks have an extra tendon in their liver.
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #152 on: August 25, 2013, 04:32:43 PM »
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #153 on: August 26, 2013, 04:10:28 AM »
gronktastic news! :ksu:
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #154 on: August 26, 2013, 07:14:39 AM »
I heard gronks have an extra tendon in their liver.
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #155 on: August 28, 2013, 01:18:51 AM »
I got Rob Gronk on my fantasy team.  Probably not the smartest move but I felt like I kinda had to draft him.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2013, 01:38:30 AM »
I got Rob Gronk on my fantasy team.  Probably not the smartest move but I felt like I kinda had to draft him.
I drafted him too, worst case scenario he gets put on PuP list before next week and can't play til week six but that's unlikely. He'll be ripping up opposing defenses and snorting blow with hookers by week 3. Just pick up some decent TE off the waiver to play until then

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #158 on: September 02, 2013, 08:26:58 AM »
wish baby gronk didn't suck so much at blocking

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #159 on: September 02, 2013, 09:49:02 AM »
wish baby gronk didn't suck so much at blocking
Same....but it's going to take a bit to evolve him into the mauler he will turn into. He played WR two years ago....

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #160 on: September 08, 2013, 01:40:08 PM »
Confirmed. We should get him some Vitamin S immediately. I really wanted him to score that TD yesterday. :frown:
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #161 on: September 09, 2013, 09:08:06 AM »
Confirmed. We should get him some Vitamin S immediately. I really wanted him to score that TD yesterday. :frown:

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #162 on: September 09, 2013, 09:09:25 AM »
Kinda disappointed that Jake got it on the followup.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #163 on: September 13, 2013, 08:26:23 AM »
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #164 on: September 13, 2013, 08:26:47 AM »
also, which gE'r was this? let it be known.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #165 on: September 13, 2013, 08:27:25 AM »
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #166 on: September 13, 2013, 08:29:34 AM »
This is where the extra liver tendon would come in handy...then again, he wouldn't have the s/o from Goose.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #167 on: September 13, 2013, 09:02:42 AM »
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2013, 09:06:37 AM »
One thing I've noticed about Gronk is that he is an excellent blocker.  He will be playing on Sundays.  And what I mean by that is the NFL.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #169 on: September 13, 2013, 10:12:00 AM »
One thing I've noticed about Gronk is that he is an excellent blocker.  He will be playing on Sundays.  And what I mean by that is the NFL.
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #170 on: September 13, 2013, 10:15:11 AM »
One thing I've noticed about Gronk is that he is an excellent blocker.  He will be playing on Sundays.  And what I mean by that is the NFL.
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #171 on: September 13, 2013, 10:46:29 AM »
One thing I've noticed about Gronk is that he is an excellent blocker.  He will be playing on Sundays.  And what I mean by that is the NFL.

The announcers were slobbering all over Waters on that option pitch where Hubert scored from 10 yards out or so, but Hubert got in because Gronk completely rough ridin' gronkdozed the LB through the endzone.
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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #172 on: September 13, 2013, 11:24:24 AM »
Gronk is so good at blocking that I am going to start calling a block a gronk.  If Lucas would have held his gronk we would have scored on that play.  Gronk that punt!  Illegal gronk in the back #52, offense.  Hey can you sit down you're gronking my view of Gronk.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #173 on: September 13, 2013, 11:26:27 AM »
Hey, bro.  Don't male genitals Gronk me.

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Re: MHgronK Gronkster Gronk: Now With More GRONK
« Reply #174 on: September 13, 2013, 11:36:41 AM »
Can't think of any more, must be a mental gronk.