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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #100 on: December 19, 2013, 10:12:25 AM »
He was implying that they are below him, because he loves vaginas and they love anuses.  It was 100% wrong for him to say.  If he had said he believed homosexuality was a sin and stopped, cool, let him be.  But he likened being a homosexual to some kind of freak who has sex with animals, and that's why he needs to get canned.

Honest question: Why does that distinction matter? Why is one worse than the other?

And not that it really matters, but I believe he was talking about homosexuality and bestiality in the context of the Bible, which forbids both.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #101 on: December 19, 2013, 10:14:57 AM »
I like how, in the GQ interview, the guy tries to rationalize sexual behavior.  "Well dude, like a pussy is way better than a butthole, amirite?"   Did he think any gay person reading that would just be like "Huh, you know, I bet he's right, I can't believe I've been doing this wrong all along, lawl!"

Yes, this was the best part. I mean he's right, obviously, but to think he could somehow make gay people think rationally about sex, who was he kidding? :dunno:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #102 on: December 19, 2013, 10:15:57 AM »
He was implying that they are below him, because he loves vaginas and they love anuses.  It was 100% wrong for him to say.  If he had said he believed homosexuality was a sin and stopped, cool, let him be.  But he likened being a homosexual to some kind of freak who has sex with animals, and that's why he needs to get canned.

Honest question: Why does that distinction matter? Why is one worse than the other?

And not that it really matters, but I believe he was talking about homosexuality and bestiality in the context of the Bible, which forbids both.

the former means he is a religious nutball who picks and chooses portions of the Bible to suit his needs, the latter means he is a bigot.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #103 on: December 19, 2013, 10:16:05 AM »

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #104 on: December 19, 2013, 10:19:55 AM »
Love the use of religion as an excuse for being a bigot. It's such a great fall back defensive position. You're a sinner who will burn in eternal hellfire (heaven for me!) but it's ok for me to say that because that's what my religion teaches!

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #105 on: December 19, 2013, 10:21:09 AM »
I like how, in the GQ interview, the guy tries to rationalize sexual behavior.  "Well dude, like a pussy is way better than a butthole, amirite?"   Did he think any gay person reading that would just be like "Huh, you know, I bet he's right, I can't believe I've been doing this wrong all along, lawl!"

Yes, this was the best part. I mean he's right, obviously, but to think he could somehow make gay people think rationally about sex, who was he kidding? :dunno:

LOL, at least irrational sexual decisions in the LGBT community don't lead to a bunch of unwanted children running around. Shut the eff up. You have no frame of reference, bigot.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #106 on: December 19, 2013, 10:23:48 AM »
I like how, in the GQ interview, the guy tries to rationalize sexual behavior.  "Well dude, like a pussy is way better than a butthole, amirite?"   Did he think any gay person reading that would just be like "Huh, you know, I bet he's right, I can't believe I've been doing this wrong all along, lawl!"

Yes, this was the best part. I mean he's right, obviously, but to think he could somehow make gay people think rationally about sex, who was he kidding? :dunno:

LOL, at least irrational sexual decisions in the LGBT community don't lead to a bunch of unwanted children running around. Shut the eff up. You have no frame of reference, bigot.

You mean you can't get pregnant from the buttseks?  Damn, I should have used that angle in high school.
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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #107 on: December 19, 2013, 10:35:12 AM »
Love the use of religion as an excuse for being a bigot. It's such a great fall back defensive position. You're a sinner who will burn in eternal hellfire (heaven for me!) but it's ok for me to say that because that's what my religion teaches!

Its such a tried and true method.  You forgot the next step which is when you get called out for being a bigot, claim religious freedom and freedom of speech.  The bigot's boss 1-2 punch

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #108 on: December 19, 2013, 10:47:22 AM »
All I know is that when Phil starts talking about how he prefers vaginas, it makes me think of Miss Kay's vagina and I don't want to think about that so I am totally against his statements.

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« Reply #109 on: December 19, 2013, 10:54:29 AM »
All I know is that when Phil starts talking about how he prefers vaginas, it makes me think of Miss Kay's vagina and I don't want to think about that so I am totally against his statements.
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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #110 on: December 19, 2013, 10:57:44 AM »
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Good Lord, these militant neo-liberal thought police are better at brainwashing than I ever realized. They just convinced you to torpedo your own network.

you think they've actually read orwell's book, or nah?

1984?  No way.

It's like you guys don't recognize Two Minutes Hate when you see it.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #111 on: December 19, 2013, 11:04:11 AM »
I wonder what all the heterosexual people that enjoy buttsex think about his comments. Ass men are in a tough spot here.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #112 on: December 19, 2013, 11:07:49 AM »
Now they're taking shots at Miley! Too far, people! Too far!


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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #113 on: December 19, 2013, 11:08:24 AM »

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #114 on: December 19, 2013, 11:12:49 AM »
I wonder what all the heterosexual people that enjoy buttsex think about his comments. Ass men are in a tough spot here.

He thinks you are a sinner.  It says so right there in his Bible

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #115 on: December 19, 2013, 11:16:56 AM »
I wonder what all the heterosexual people that enjoy buttsex think about his comments. Ass men are in a tough spot here.

He thinks you are a sinner.  It says so right there in his Bible

Didn't he specifically address "Man Ass" only, though?

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #116 on: December 19, 2013, 11:17:00 AM »
I wonder what all the heterosexual people that enjoy buttsex think about his comments. Ass men are in a tough spot here.

He made sure to specify "man's anus" in his comments. So I think they're OK.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #117 on: December 19, 2013, 11:24:10 AM »
Was 95% of the internet sick the day they taught freedom of speech in elementary school?

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« Reply #118 on: December 19, 2013, 11:25:32 AM »
Was 95% of the internet sick the day they taught freedom of speech in elementary school?

No, they are just not smart enough to understand that freedom of speech is not the same thing as speech with no consequences.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #119 on: December 19, 2013, 11:27:04 AM »
What if the gays just enjoyed their anuses and then when they on their AIDS deathbed just repented and accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts?  Then they'd be all good right?

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #120 on: December 19, 2013, 11:28:02 AM »
So, how does A&E suspend a "reality" TV star.  I mean, isn't the whole point of a "reality" show to capture the "reality" of southern, redneck dumbfuckery? 

If you don't condone redneck, hillbilly, homophobic ignorance - don't make a TV show about the lives of dumbfucking, moronic rednecks.

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #121 on: December 19, 2013, 11:28:38 AM »
What if the gays just enjoyed their anuses and then when they on their AIDS deathbed just repented and accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts?  Then they'd be all good right?
only like santa claus and the bells in polar express.. you have to REALLY believe!

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #122 on: December 19, 2013, 11:29:33 AM »
Just realized my post would have been better if I had put "(and anuses)" after "hearts."

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #123 on: December 19, 2013, 11:30:52 AM »
Does this mean people will stop using a Duck Dynasty reference whenever I grow my beard long?  :crossfingers:

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Re: eff that stupid ass show (duck dynasty related)
« Reply #124 on: December 19, 2013, 11:31:34 AM »