I haven't posted in a while but these Arkansas guys need to get out of here. As such, it's time I shared this:
My cousin is a stud medical resident and is being recruited to all sorts of rural areas in the south...because that's obviously where so many disgustingly ill people live. Since this same group of people are also the most reliant on welfare programs, town after town across Louisiana, Memphis, and especially Arkansas has pulled all the stops to convince him to move there and save them.
Most recently he was flown to some little town in AR on a private jet. He arrived late at night so instead of having the B&B owner cook up a late meal, he and his wife went to a local chain pizza restaurant. The waitress already knew that couple she was serving was the potential physician and his wife. She took it upon herself to tell them the very important details of the little town. Four, FOUR, times she dropped mention that "we don't have any blacks here either." LIKE IT WAS A GOOD THING.
That's all.
