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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #125 on: April 23, 2013, 03:43:49 PM »
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« Reply #126 on: April 23, 2013, 03:43:49 PM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #127 on: April 23, 2013, 03:46:02 PM »
Seems like the kind of guy that is all BMOC and craps so big he's always plugging the toilet.  Maybe like the Plunger?  Jake Double Flush? 

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« Reply #128 on: April 23, 2013, 03:52:16 PM »
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« Reply #129 on: April 23, 2013, 04:05:10 PM »
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« Reply #130 on: April 23, 2013, 04:35:26 PM »
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« Reply #131 on: April 23, 2013, 04:36:56 PM »
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« Reply #132 on: April 23, 2013, 04:40:26 PM »
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« Reply #133 on: April 23, 2013, 04:40:55 PM »
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« Reply #134 on: April 23, 2013, 04:41:33 PM »
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« Reply #135 on: April 23, 2013, 04:43:35 PM »
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« Reply #136 on: April 23, 2013, 04:45:27 PM »
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« Reply #137 on: April 23, 2013, 04:45:45 PM »
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« Reply #138 on: April 23, 2013, 04:46:07 PM »
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« Reply #139 on: April 23, 2013, 04:46:58 PM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #140 on: April 23, 2013, 04:49:13 PM »
Knew a guy named Trim once. Could just call him Jake Trim?
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« Reply #141 on: April 23, 2013, 04:50:16 PM »
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« Reply #142 on: April 23, 2013, 04:50:50 PM »
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« Reply #143 on: April 23, 2013, 04:56:37 PM »
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« Reply #144 on: April 23, 2013, 04:58:00 PM »
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« Reply #145 on: April 23, 2013, 05:07:51 PM »
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« Reply #146 on: April 23, 2013, 05:08:22 PM »
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« Reply #147 on: April 23, 2013, 05:08:36 PM »
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« Reply #148 on: April 23, 2013, 05:17:23 PM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #149 on: April 23, 2013, 05:30:50 PM »
Jake "Dark-horse Heisman candidate" Waters?? :dunno:. Bleacher report seems to think so....http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1600290-big-12-footballs-dark-horse-heisman-candidates-for-2013/page/7