Author Topic: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread (Read 24964 times)

Aquafina

Purple Poseidon (or Purple Neptune depending on your stance on Greek gods vs Roman gods and your appreciation of alliteration)

Jake "The Lazy River Runs Through Him" Waters

Jake "The Bridge over the River Tuttle" Waters

Poindexter

Little Baby Britta Filter

Rio GRAND

Po

Laguna Beach

The Purple Mountain Mariner

Wade

The Purple Bayou Baller

Prince Caspian

Squirtle

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #110 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:39:15 AM »

Captain Jake Sparrow

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #111 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:07:24 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 23, 2013, 07:48:17 AM

the dominator.edu

clams putting spacing in URLs is getting more and more adorable

POWL · « **Reply #112 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:08:24 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on April 23, 2013, 08:39:15 AM

Captain Jake Sparrow

Cire · « **Reply #113 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:19:20 AM »

was sitting in class behind some football players and they were going on and on about "TD this" and "TD that" I asked who "TD" was and they looked at me and said "Tread Dog" and I continued to look at them and they said "Waters"

SabiNation · « **Reply #114 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:23:01 AM »

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #115 on:** April 23, 2013, 11:26:13 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on April 22, 2013, 09:27:25 PM

GMAFB with the water theme.

relax chum, try to enjoy some watersboarding

Pete · « **Reply #116 on:** April 23, 2013, 11:53:10 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on April 22, 2013, 09:27:25 PM

GMAFB with the water theme.

It's in his name, I checked.

puniraptor · « **Reply #117 on:** April 23, 2013, 11:59:34 AM »

toastface thrilla

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #118 on:** April 23, 2013, 12:37:47 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on April 22, 2013, 11:28:30 PM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on April 22, 2013, 09:24:25 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on April 22, 2013, 08:52:11 PM
Quote from: Pete on April 22, 2013, 03:28:55 PM
I like the ones that have something to do with water.

Title Waters you know like tidal waters except its title because he resides in Titletown and not some pud coastal town.

Do you mean Tidal Wave/Title Wave? Because I like that.

Jake's infamously litigious grandfather was called the Sue-nami.

Eff you guys for not appreciating this post!

SwiftCat · « **Reply #119 on:** April 23, 2013, 12:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Cire on April 23, 2013, 09:19:20 AM

was sitting in class behind some football players and they were going on and on about "TD this" and "TD that" I asked who "TD" was and they looked at me and said "Tread Dog" and I continued to look at them and they said "Waters"

Interesting development. It's no Depth Charge, but interesting none-the-less.

Gooch · « **Reply #120 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:12:10 PM »

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #121 on:** April 23, 2013, 02:41:44 PM »

Guys lets try to give Emo a little more attention around here please

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #122 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:19:11 PM »

Thanks KSC. Will reciprocate by sending you investment tips.

puniraptor · « **Reply #123 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:23:29 PM »

Architeuthis J

pissclams · « **Reply #124 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:42:59 PM »

Crater Maker