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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2013, 11:31:01 AM »
Jake "Smoke on the" Waters

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2013, 11:31:26 AM »
Jake #life Waters
Straight kick to DSams ball sack, you monster! :shakesfist:

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2013, 11:41:02 AM »
Jake "Not Pullen" Waters

this is good but it would be better maybe to shorten to 2 letters N.P.

"not pullen" also could stand for-
"nice pass"
"no problem"
"nice pads"
" 'nother pud taken down"


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2013, 11:44:21 AM »
Jake #life Waters
Straight kick to DSams ball sack, you monster! :shakesfist:

that nickname is the only qb nickname I am comfortable with

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2013, 11:45:36 AM »
j-dub?

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2013, 11:46:14 AM »
Jake #life Waters
Straight kick to DSams ball sack, you monster! :shakesfist:

that nickname is the only qb nickname I am comfortable with

Jake #life coach Waters would be better because it would imply that Jake is on the sideline while Daniel is in the game.

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2013, 11:57:31 AM »
spiraldeliversystem.com has to be one word with no breaks for it to actually work on the internet

i was wondering about that but maybe we can petition the ncaa to make it work with the spaces (i bet that they do it for jake)
nope, denied they told me  :frown:

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2013, 12:00:15 PM »
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Sorry, the website www.spiraldeliverysystem.com cannot be found
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2013, 12:02:32 PM »
#SDS


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2013, 12:24:37 PM »
I feel like we keep coming back to this boner_cat thing.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2013, 12:25:31 PM »
Guys, I think we should seriously consider referring to our OL as Sandbags.

Waters and The Sandbags are going to take ISU to Drown Town.

"Flash Flood....Flash Flood on 3!!!"

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2013, 01:28:14 PM »
Guys, I think we should seriously consider referring to our OL as Sandbags.

Waters and The Sandbags are going to take ISU to Drown Town.

"Flash Flood....Flash Flood on 3!!!"
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2013, 01:41:00 PM »
j2o

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2013, 01:45:41 PM »
The illusionist.

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2013, 01:49:55 PM »
if he doesn't get the starting role, i want to nickname him "the winged apprentice"

if he does get the starting role (expected by me), another great idea would be to call him "the winged one"


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2013, 01:59:25 PM »
Jake "It's-5-o'clock-shadow-somewhere" Waters
Edit: maybe just call him "the Shadow" :dunno:

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2013, 02:01:44 PM »
The Kosovo Kid

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2013, 02:04:25 PM »
he could do a play on #life's concept and use #live


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2013, 02:09:03 PM »
How about a word that rhymes with #life?

#strife
#knife

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2013, 02:10:10 PM »
Jake2O

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official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2013, 02:11:06 PM »
"Calm" Waters


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2013, 02:11:59 PM »
Do we want to spend serious goEMAW time coming up with a nicname for our backup QB?  :dunno:


Since the advent of the forward pass, the backup QB has always been the most popular player on any given team...  So, why not?

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Well if this is the case, we might as well call him SMOKE Waters.
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2013, 02:17:32 PM »
Barbara

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2013, 02:28:06 PM »
When it Jakes it pours

Iowa State's bane

Watersboy

Call the end zones The Splash Zone

call the field the kiddy Pool

We totally start a game of Jakei Polo one side says jakei the other say polo

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