Boston Marathon (theories, non-political)

[steve dave]

it may feel weird at first but just remember that inside they are bearded and brown.

["storm"nut]

it may feel weird at first but just remember that inside they are bearded and brown.

Chechen Islamic extremist are the exact reason why racial profiling is stupid. These guys would go right through the Red Neck version of the the TSC but the Hindi from India would get a double cavity search.

[catzacker]

sigh of relief that they were both foreigners.  would have been tough to take if they were columbine'rs.  now, let's get to hating "them".   

I bet they are really Russian spies trying to stir American anger at Muslims in Russian provinces and former states, they basically Putins bros is what I am saying.


OR, Israeli's!

Putin/russia knew about these two and what they were planning (due to russian spies in the US) but let them carry it out so the backlash would allow russia to go clean up Chechnya by any means necessary.  Putin' s comments after the marathon was that they'd help with the investigation...this comment was right after it ocurred but before suspects were known.......

[puniraptor]

sigh of relief that they were both foreigners.  would have been tough to take if they were columbine'rs.  now, let's get to hating "them".   

I bet they are really Russian spies trying to stir American anger at Muslims in Russian provinces and former states, they basically Putins bros is what I am saying.


OR, Israeli's!

Putin/russia knew about these two and what they were planning (due to russian spies in the US) but let them carry it out so the backlash would allow russia to go clean up Chechnya by any means necessary. Putin' s comments after the marathon was that they'd help with the investigation...this comment was right after it ocurred but before suspects were known.......

yeah that seems sketchy as eff right about now

[ben ji]

sigh of relief that they were both foreigners.  would have been tough to take if they were columbine'rs.  now, let's get to hating "them".   

I bet they are really Russian spies trying to stir American anger at Muslims in Russian provinces and former states, they basically Putins bros is what I am saying.


OR, Israeli's!

Putin/russia knew about these two and what they were planning (due to russian spies in the US) but let them carry it out so the backlash would allow russia to go clean up Chechnya by any means necessary. Putin' s comments after the marathon was that they'd help with the investigation...this comment was right after it ocurred but before suspects were known.......

yeah that seems sketchy as eff right about now

I'm pretty sure countries say that all to time to other countries after terrorist attacks.

[Dugout DickStone]

Please post your theories on who did it.

Here's my two:

Two males,  late 20's early 30's, middle eastern decent, boston U grads or students

OR

2 white males, late 30's early 40's, extremist type, hates the government, construction workers possibly exmilitary.

Nervous they won't catch these guys if they can't piece together the detonator.

Looks like the BU haters are outed as dummies.

[catzacker]

Who would have guessed a fine institution like Cambridge wouls produce such trash.  I thought it would be boston U because they apparently let anyone with a pulse into boston U.  I hear it's the KU of Massachusetts. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Who would have guessed a fine institution like Cambridge wouls produce such trash.  I thought it would be boston U because they apparently let anyone with a pulse into boston U.  I hear it's the KU of Massachusetts. 

cathater, having a glass of dummy soda.

[Emo EMAW]

sigh of relief that they were both foreigners.  would have been tough to take if they were columbine'rs.  now, let's get to hating "them".   

I bet they are really Russian spies trying to stir American anger at Muslims in Russian provinces and former states, they basically Putins bros is what I am saying.


OR, Israeli's!

Well, Israelis wouldn't have got caught.

Not only wouldn't Israeli's have been caught, they would have made sure there was a patsy in place.

["storm"nut]

Alex Jones over at infowars.com and probably Dax are going to have a stroke.



Two black helicopters circling media area at arsenal mall. LANDING NOW http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIOghbiCQAAkPpF.jpg

[sonofdaxjones]

I'm not going to have a stroke . . . I just find it interesting that a "Terror" attack took place right in the midst of an area teaming with local, state, and Federal Law Enforcement, and also crawling with entire teams of Merc types working for a private contracting company founded by former Special Forces guys, and in the midst of the craziness every picture of the private spooks has them just standing around with phones or earpieces jammed into their ear almost oblivious to the carnage and the chaos.   Oh, and a number of the private spooks had backpacks that fit the description of the backpacks carrying the bomb(s).

I'd also like to know what happened to white bearded guy with backpack, Nike duffel bag guy and his "friend" with a back pack. 

It's okay to ask questions, not everybody has to take the spoonfed MSM story hook, line and sinker.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm not going to have a stroke . . . I just find it interesting that a "Terror" attack took place right in the midst of an area teaming with local, state, and Federal Law Enforcement, and also crawling with entire teams of Merc types working for a private contracting company founded by former Special Forces guys, and in the midst of the craziness every picture of the private spooks has them just standing around with phones or earpieces jammed into their ear almost oblivious to the carnage and the chaos.   Oh, and a number of the private spooks had backpacks that fit the description of the backpacks carrying the bomb(s).

I'd also like to know what happened to white bearded guy with backpack, Nike duffel bag guy and his "friend" with a back pack. 

It's okay to ask questions, not everybody has to take the spoonfed MSM story hook, line and sinker.

Yep, I'm #teamdax on this one

[steve dave]

Dax, do you know the exact moment you became a conspiracy aficionado?

["storm"nut]

I'm not going to have a stroke . . . I just find it interesting that a "Terror" attack took place right in the midst of an area teaming with local, state, and Federal Law Enforcement, and also crawling with entire teams of Merc types working for a private contracting company founded by former Special Forces guys, and in the midst of the craziness every picture of the private spooks has them just standing around with phones or earpieces jammed into their ear almost oblivious to the carnage and the chaos.   Oh, and a number of the private spooks had backpacks that fit the description of the backpacks carrying the bomb(s).

I'd also like to know what happened to white bearded guy with backpack, Nike duffel bag guy and his "friend" with a back pack. 

It's okay to ask questions, not everybody has to take the spoonfed MSM story hook, line and sinker.

Actually there is footage and pictures of The Craft guys running around and pulling out radiation detectors like a as if a, I don't know, a bomb went off. They were as surprised at the explosion as everyone else. No doubt they were working the event as hired secuity and they an a bunch of others failed. I'm more interested in if it was normal for them to be there or they were brought in because there was intel saying something was going to take place (even though we have been told there was no intel)

[ben ji]

I used to really like conspiracy theories until I realized that if any of them were true it would come out and be made public because people are social creatures who can't keep a secret.

[GCJayhawker]

The nike duffel bag guy turned out to be a high school student who ran track for his school.  The same kid who received death threats from people because the NY Post posted his photo on their front page saying he was a suspect.  So your crazy ass conspiracy theories have real world impacts to people's lives.

[ChiComCat]

The internet "solving" this is so rough ridin' stupid

[OK_Cat]

this guy became a us citizen on 9/11/12

 

["storm"nut]

The Aunt of the Brothers goes all Dax on the press:

Aunt: Tamerlan was working at different stores. At one point was delivering pizza as well. Dzhokhar was studying. Their mother would sometimes exaggerate what the boys were doing.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:58 PM

Aunt: I don't trust FBI. I don't trust any agencies.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Aunt: Convince us. We don't have anything. Show me the picture where he is putting down the bag and that this bag is the one. Show me that.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Aunt: How many bombings went off in Russia? Every action that happened in Russia was about to be blamed on Chechans. You think I would believe easily anything your government, my government, would tell me? No. Evidence. Evidence.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Brothers' aunt: You have to have a motive first. Something that would drive you to some actions. You cannot go crazy for just one day. Ass far as I know they were fine, in good health, of good mind. What happened?
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

The brothers' aunt, Anzor, is speaking to reporters. I cannot take this kind of information lightly. Where is the evidence? Otherwise you can shoot anybody on the street like a chicken.

[kso_FAN]

Devon Peterson ?@DevonThe13 14m
I really dont believe anything the media saying about this Boston bombing. These two guys are r disposable in a major games.

[Emo EMAW]

I used to really like conspiracy theories until I realized that if any of them were true it would come out and be made public because people are social creatures who can't keep a secret.

The Free Masons beg to differ. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I used to really like conspiracy theories until I realized that if any of them were true it would come out and be made public because people are social creatures who can't keep a secret.

The Free Masons beg to differ. 

 

[420seriouscat69]

The Aunt of the Brothers goes all Dax on the press:

Aunt: Tamerlan was working at different stores. At one point was delivering pizza as well. Dzhokhar was studying. Their mother would sometimes exaggerate what the boys were doing.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:58 PM

Aunt: I don't trust FBI. I don't trust any agencies.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Aunt: Convince us. We don't have anything. Show me the picture where he is putting down the bag and that this bag is the one. Show me that.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Aunt: How many bombings went off in Russia? Every action that happened in Russia was about to be blamed on Chechans. You think I would believe easily anything your government, my government, would tell me? No. Evidence. Evidence.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Brothers' aunt: You have to have a motive first. Something that would drive you to some actions. You cannot go crazy for just one day. Ass far as I know they were fine, in good health, of good mind. What happened?
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

The brothers' aunt, Anzor, is speaking to reporters. I cannot take this kind of information lightly. Where is the evidence? Otherwise you can shoot anybody on the street like a chicken.

Man, denial looks bad on her.

[sonofdaxjones]

The nike duffel bag guy turned out to be a high school student who ran track for his school.  The same kid who received death threats from people because the NY Post posted his photo on their front page saying he was a suspect.  So your crazy ass conspiracy theories have real world impacts to people's lives.

They're not my crazy ass conspiracy theories sticker/bandwagon KU fan.   I simply saw some pictures and some information and asked a question.   I hadn't heard that he was a track dude.   You're a good dude and I like you, but in this case . . . and I say with a double    STFU.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

The Aunt of the Brothers goes all Dax on the press:

Aunt: Tamerlan was working at different stores. At one point was delivering pizza as well. Dzhokhar was studying. Their mother would sometimes exaggerate what the boys were doing.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:58 PM

Aunt: I don't trust FBI. I don't trust any agencies.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Aunt: Convince us. We don't have anything. Show me the picture where he is putting down the bag and that this bag is the one. Show me that.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Aunt: How many bombings went off in Russia? Every action that happened in Russia was about to be blamed on Chechans. You think I would believe easily anything your government, my government, would tell me? No. Evidence. Evidence.
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

Brothers' aunt: You have to have a motive first. Something that would drive you to some actions. You cannot go crazy for just one day. Ass far as I know they were fine, in good health, of good mind. What happened?
by Teresa Hanafin, Boston.com 12:57 PM

The brothers' aunt, Anzor, is speaking to reporters. I cannot take this kind of information lightly. Where is the evidence? Otherwise you can shoot anybody on the street like a chicken.

Wait until she hears from the dude that got both legs blown off. He looked right into her nephews eyes 2 minutes before the bag he set down next to him blew up.