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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #800 on: February 06, 2014, 03:07:59 PM »
can I get a summary pls

don't expect to make much money, dumbasses.  lol.
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #801 on: February 06, 2014, 03:13:42 PM »
Can we discuss how much Prudential 401k's suck?  The fund options suck big floppy donkey dick.

i think most 401ks suck.  mine does.
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #802 on: February 06, 2014, 06:23:52 PM »
investing should come pretty natural then.  it's just like sports betting, but you get the vig instead of the house getting it.

so what would you do?

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #803 on: February 06, 2014, 07:06:30 PM »
can I get a summary pls

don't expect to make much money, dumbasses.  lol.

his conclusion made it seem so easy. Just buy cheap assets.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #804 on: February 06, 2014, 07:28:46 PM »
yeah, but everything prior to the conclusion was talking about how nothing (in the us) is cheap.
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #805 on: February 06, 2014, 08:24:04 PM »
Says did you see the link someone else posted about the U.S. and the upcoming economic boom?

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #806 on: February 06, 2014, 08:24:30 PM »
Sys sys that last was for you

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #807 on: February 06, 2014, 08:52:19 PM »
if i did, i don't remember it.  in this thread?
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #808 on: February 07, 2014, 08:53:34 AM »
if i did, i don't remember it.  in this thread?

It was in the birther pit somewhere.  One of these douches who changed their name posted it.  CF3 maybe?  (I like them BTW, just annoying because I suck at keeping people straight on here.)

I'll try to find it and post here again, although I know I will regret it if you just tear it apart, because it was overwhelmingly optimistic.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #809 on: February 07, 2014, 08:55:31 AM »

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #810 on: February 07, 2014, 02:34:51 PM »
i think i mostly agree.  at least it seems like a reasonable thesis.  macro and equities can be pretty divorced though.
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #811 on: February 07, 2014, 07:20:29 PM »
if i did, i don't remember it.  in this thread?

It was in the birther pit somewhere.  One of these douches who changed their name posted it.  CF3 maybe?  (I like them BTW, just annoying because I suck at keeping people straight on here.)

I'll try to find it and post here again, although I know I will regret it if you just tear it apart, because it was overwhelmingly optimistic.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #812 on: February 07, 2014, 07:31:14 PM »
My bad YOLO

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #813 on: February 12, 2014, 10:41:14 AM »
Just got a "Stock Tip" from my dad...daily rush Limbaugh listener, still has a picture of George and Laura thanking him for his donation in 2004, etc etc.

The stock? HEMP

Yup, penny stock.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #814 on: February 19, 2014, 10:25:45 AM »
Sell all of your stocks right now.  You're welcome. 

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #815 on: February 19, 2014, 10:35:42 AM »
Sell all of your stocks right now.  You're welcome. 

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I concur with this statement.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #816 on: February 19, 2014, 10:38:53 AM »
Guys what's happening?

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #817 on: February 19, 2014, 10:44:18 AM »
Guys what's happening?

DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST SELL SELL SELL  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

but seriously no idea what JW was talking about.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #818 on: February 19, 2014, 11:19:33 AM »

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #819 on: February 19, 2014, 11:21:15 AM »
Care to post some links or other evidence?

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #820 on: February 19, 2014, 12:27:18 PM »
Anybody have a significant position in Zales?  Got a hot tip a few months ago to throw my nest egg into it :kstategrad:
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #821 on: February 19, 2014, 12:30:09 PM »
Anybody have a significant position in Zales?  Got a hot tip a few months ago to throw my nest egg into it :kstategrad:

yes. wink once for buy and wink twice for sell. don't wanna get caught for insider trading.
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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #822 on: February 19, 2014, 12:48:55 PM »
Anybody have a significant position in Zales?  Got a hot tip a few months ago to throw my nest egg into it :kstategrad:

yes. wink once for buy and wink twice for sell. don't wanna get caught for insider trading.

Well good, because wetWillie isn't an insider.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #823 on: February 19, 2014, 12:51:50 PM »
Guys I think wetwillie is saying he's about to get engaged.

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Re: New To Investing Thread
« Reply #824 on: February 19, 2014, 10:25:39 PM »
Guys I think wetwillie is saying he's about to get engaged.

Oh, I thought he was hinting that he knew about Signet acquiring zales before it announced it publicly. 
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