speculate why clams disappeared

[Rage Against the McKee]

Maybe he's a secret agent and got deployed to stop ISIS.

[Dr Rick Daris]

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! 

And they must have posted that FattyFest was canceled on that site.

what if chingon didn't program some of the algorithms appropriately and the kk robot computer is typing that fatty fest is this weekend?
 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! 

 

[ChiComCat]

Fake clams is torturing real clams trying to get his blog password in order to completely assume his identity.  Clams is holding out though

[Pete]

Fake clams is torturing real clams trying to get his blog password in order to completely assume his identity.  Clams is holding out though

He's trained for this his whole life.  He won't break.

[Pete]

He's spending the summer on a Cilantro farm in Pescadero California, teaching migrant workers' children to read.

Told you guys!

[pissclams]

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! 

i would like for the internet to take a copy of this post.  because it might be fake.

[Dr Rick Daris]

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! 

i would like for the internet to take a copy of this post.  because it might be fake.

Yes! Clams is back!

[Dr Rick Daris]

what the the "clams" who just posted is actually one of chingons robot computers and it found this board and created a clams sock?
 

[0.42]

42 or someone needs to do a turing test.

get clams and fake clams together and ask them to chug a cilantro smoothie and see who barfs first

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

reset his post count and put him back as a brown belt.

[OK_Cat]

what the the "clams" who just posted is actually one of chingons robot computers and it found this board and created a clams sock?
 

What if this is fake goEMAW and we are all robots?