Author Topic: mental tricks to improve chances for success  (Read 1426 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline j rake

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2546
    • View Profile
    • @j_rake
mental tricks to improve chances for success
« on: April 15, 2013, 11:39:10 AM »
so, i was at the practice putting green the other day, and i was hitting missing several 20 to 30 foot putts, and eventually i became so frustrated with myself that i pulled out an old mental trick from my youth.

when i was a kid, i had this trick that i used frequently, and it involved putting my mom's life at risk. i would use this trick in lots of different situations - either to make a basket, to get a 90 on a test, to lift something really heavy ("If you can't find the strength to lift this gigantic box over your head, your mom will die!")

incredibly, the trick always seemed to work, at least in memory. putting my mom's life at risk made me a better shooter, a better student, and it made me stronger. through the years, i've kept using it, and to some extent, i've probably overused it. ("if you don't get to the post office before 5 p.m ...")

anyway, i used it again on the putting green, lined up three balls from 25 feet and said to myself, "if you don't make at least one of these, your mom is dead."

i missed them all, and three-putted two of them.

my mom turned 50 last month.  :frown:



(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)

Offline GCJayhawker

  • Point Plank'r
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 845
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2013, 11:40:48 AM »
What's the appropriate response here? Part of me wants to laugh at this post, part of me wants to give T's and P's to Rake's mom.  I don't know what to do.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88504
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2013, 11:42:32 AM »
Why do you hate your mom rake?

Offline j rake

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2546
    • View Profile
    • @j_rake
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2013, 11:43:28 AM »
i'm obviously in need of a new mental trick since the one i've used all this time has failed me.

i considered switching to my sister, but we've lived in different states for the last six years and aren't as close as we used to be. i'm not willing to part with my dad since i don't want to be an orphan. grandparents are off limits.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88504
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2013, 11:44:23 AM »
Maybe, like, if you hit this putt you will hit a 4 teamer

Offline j rake

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2546
    • View Profile
    • @j_rake
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2013, 11:45:31 AM »
Maybe, like, if you hit this putt you will hit a 4 teamer

i'm sensing you don't use any mental tricks to help yourself succeed?

are you just naturally successful? must be nice. 

Offline ChiComCat

  • Chawbacon
  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 18058
    • View Profile
mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2013, 11:46:39 AM »
Maybe it's time you put your own life that's at risk?

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37993
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2013, 11:49:08 AM »
It's okay, j rake. Your mother wasn't going to live forever, anyway.

Offline j rake

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2546
    • View Profile
    • @j_rake
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2013, 11:50:18 AM »
Maybe it's time you put your own life that's at risk?

i've actually tried that. it doesn't feel real enough. like, growing up, shooting baskets in my yard (where the trick began), i used to do the "make this shot or your mom dies" trick, and i'd visualize her sitting courtside with the grim reaper. it seemed very real.

Offline _33

  • The Inventor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 10540
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2013, 11:52:05 AM »
It's just like with kids.  If you claim there will be a consequence if something isn't done then there needs to be a consequence.  You missed those putts and your mom isn't dead.  So your brain has figured out that you are bluffing.  The next time you fail to do something after putting your mom's life on the line you need to follow through.  Now, I'm not saying you should kill your mom, you could hire a hit man or something.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88504
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2013, 11:52:31 AM »
rake, maybe you're just not as big of a dumbass now as you were when you were a little kid?

Offline j rake

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2546
    • View Profile
    • @j_rake
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2013, 11:55:38 AM »
rake, maybe you're just not as big of a dumbass now as you were when you were a little kid?

or maybe my relationship with my mom is souring.

i mean, two three-putts. that's awful.

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 47947
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2013, 12:08:35 PM »
golf is dumb. just quit.  everyone is happy.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2013, 12:12:05 PM »
When I'm hooking up with a filly-sober, I have to distract my mind so I can last longer. I think of the least attractive things to save up (chess, war, divorce, Royals, etc.) Don't judge!

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67407
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2013, 12:19:51 PM »
surprise everyone, WC's first notion of success is sex related.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9740
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2013, 12:27:16 PM »
I usually just visualize myself succeeding and then do it. Seems to work?

Also, j rake... kind of mumped up, man.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2013, 12:27:35 PM »
surprise everyone, WC's first notion of success is sex related.
Success can come in many different forms, Seven. Don't be a hater.

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2013, 12:35:20 PM »
surprise everyone, WC's first notion of success is sex related.
Success can come in many different forms, Seven. Don't be a hater.

He jelly.

Offline eastcat

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2502
  • Labeled by children.
    • View Profile
Re: mental tricks to improve chances for success
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2013, 11:28:50 PM »