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What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« on: April 11, 2013, 01:29:18 PM »
You're done for the day, but you still have to play tomorrow (you made the cut!) so don't get too crazy. Your tee time is 9:14 am local time tomorrow. Its around 3 pm right now, so you've got the rest of the day free.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 01:29:58 PM »
clean my clubs

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2013, 01:31:13 PM »
clean my clubs

you have a caddy who does that for you dumb dumb
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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2013, 01:34:21 PM »
go grab some cheap concession stand food then hit the hotel room to watch the NBA TNT double header

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2013, 01:35:32 PM »
Go tag team some fillies with my bro Tiger.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2013, 01:41:32 PM »
i'd prob grab some chicken fajitas from chili's and then head back to augusta national and squat in front of a tv and watch the rest of the round.  before it got dark i'd hit the range with my swing coach and address any issues i was having earlier in the day during my round.  then it's time to get some rest and begin preparing for tomorrow.  head back to the house i rented for the week and begin visualizing my attack for the next day, where i'm going to score and where i think i need to hold back and let the course "have one" by playing par.  after that, i'd take a long shower, turn on some sports radio on the nightstand next to my bed and quickly fall asleep. 


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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2013, 01:43:07 PM »
i'd prob grab some chicken fajitas from chili's and then head back to augusta national and squat in front of a tv and watch the rest of the round.  before it got dark i'd hit the range with my swing coach and address any issues i was having earlier in the day during my round.  then it's time to get some rest and begin preparing for tomorrow.  head back to the house i rented for the week and begin visualizing my attack for the next day, where i'm going to score and where i think i need to hold back and let the course "have one" by playing par.  after that, i'd take a long shower, turn on some sports radio on the nightstand next to my bed and quickly fall asleep.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2013, 01:43:17 PM »
drive my car

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2013, 01:45:11 PM »
i'd prob grab some chicken fajitas from chili's and then head back to augusta national and squat in front of a tv and watch the rest of the round.  before it got dark i'd hit the range with my swing coach and address any issues i was having earlier in the day during my round.  then it's time to get some rest and begin preparing for tomorrow.  head back to the house i rented for the week and begin visualizing my attack for the next day, where i'm going to score and where i think i need to hold back and let the course "have one" by playing par.  after that, i'd take a long shower, turn on some sports radio on the nightstand next to my bed and quickly fall asleep.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2013, 01:46:07 PM »
Lots of putting. Those greens are quick.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2013, 01:46:42 PM »


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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2013, 01:48:12 PM »
Lots of putting. Those greens are quick.

i have a friend that played there about 15 years ago.  he said he'd line up a pitch shot and the caddy assigned to him would point the opposite direction (hyperbole).  but ya, he said it was basically like that.


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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2013, 01:49:39 PM »
drive my car

um, no you wouldn't.

would too

i doubt it.

I've gone over this exact scenario a million times in my mind. I can assure you I'm driving my car.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2013, 01:52:12 PM »
I'd have sex with the 12th hole.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2013, 02:04:21 PM »
hot tub, eat a lot, then hotel bed and watch tv

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2013, 02:13:13 PM »
I would probably leave to go eat and hang out with super stud Augusta members like Condoleeza Rice and Bill Gates.  After everyone had left the course I would probably try to sneak back on and sleep on the green at 12.

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2013, 02:14:22 PM »
drive my car

um, no you wouldn't.

would too

i doubt it.

I've gone over this exact scenario a million times in my mind. I can assure you I'm driving my car.

i have too and i know for a fact that you would not be driving your car anywhere and it's kind of weird that you think you would be, all things considered. 


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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2013, 06:11:15 PM »
Eat a hotdog.  Extra mustard. 


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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2013, 07:41:11 PM »
i'd prob grab some chicken fajitas from chili's and then head back to augusta national and squat in front of a tv and watch the rest of the round.  before it got dark i'd hit the range with my swing coach and address any issues i was having earlier in the day during my round.  then it's time to get some rest and begin preparing for tomorrow.  head back to the house i rented for the week and begin visualizing my attack for the next day, where i'm going to score and where i think i need to hold back and let the course "have one" by playing par.  after that, i'd take a long shower, turn on some sports radio on the nightstand next to my bed and quickly fall asleep. 

Had that for lunch today  :eek: :eek:

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2013, 07:53:05 PM »
I'd see what Daly is up to

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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2013, 08:04:59 PM »
i'd prob grab some chicken fajitas from chili's and then head back to augusta national and squat in front of a tv and watch the rest of the round.  before it got dark i'd hit the range with my swing coach and address any issues i was having earlier in the day during my round.  then it's time to get some rest and begin preparing for tomorrow.  head back to the house i rented for the week and begin visualizing my attack for the next day, where i'm going to score and where i think i need to hold back and let the course "have one" by playing par.  after that, i'd take a long shower, turn on some sports radio on the nightstand next to my bed and quickly fall asleep. 

Had that for lunch today  :eek: :eek:

they're so good.  high five!


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Re: What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2013, 12:35:16 AM »
Couple lines of blow to celebrate, then a whiskey, Quaalude, and Ambien cocktail to get to bed by 8 and be ready to go in the morning.


This may have been John Daly's routine at one time.
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What would you do after your round at the Masters?
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2013, 06:56:09 AM »
Those Pimento sandwiches have my attention.