Prepare to have your mind blown!

[GCJayhawker]

This whole thread is awesome.  I'm down with the 24 acres in TX, screw the Hong Kong style living.  How can a man handle his business while living so close to someone else?

[Mr Bread]

lol

amend this to 0.024 acres! not lonely anymore!!

Pretty decent sized HOA suburban lot. 

or a moderately sized 2 bedroom apartment

That might even be a stretch. I don't think some people know that an acre is 43,560 sq. ft.
Math:1,045 sq ft. If you want to build a house on a 30' x 35' lot, have fun.

In this new compact world you build up not out.  We will all have personalized towers of our own design.  FYI my tower will be quite radical and will dick all over everybody else's towers so don't even try to compete with it because let's be real it's not even a possibility and I will laugh right in your face from way up in my majestic boss tower at you in your lowly pud towers.  Towers.

[CNS]

Bread, my tower will have roof top green space and one of those stone BBQ things.


Now what?

[Mr Bread]

This whole thread is awesome.  I'm down with the 24 acres in TX, screw the Hong Kong style living.  How can a man handle his business while living so close to someone else?

Nothing less conducive to handling of man business than proximity to other men doing the same.  It's like magnets and how they push each other away if they get too close.  Luckily we're all stud men around here and can all agree on the space necessary to do our man business handling like men.  Men.

[ChiComCat]

My tower will be next to Bread's and will have a big sign saying:
                                                                                                Get a
                                                                                                 load
                                                                                               of this
                                                                                                dork
                                                                                               <-----

[Mr Bread]

Bread, my tower will have roof top green space and one of those stone BBQ things.


Now what?

My tower will be equipped with hydrolic extenders that make it taller and I shall piss upon all towers within my stream range, which is quite substantial.  Best not live close by friend.  I'll be targeting giant humans first. 

[CNS]

Bread, my tower will have roof top green space and one of those stone BBQ things.


Now what?

My tower will be equipped with hydrolic extenders that make it taller and I shall piss upon all towers within my stream range, which is quite substantial.  Best not live close by friend.  I'll be targeting giant humans first.

My tower will be next to Bread's and will have a big sign saying:
                                                                                                Get a
                                                                                                 load
                                                                                               of this
                                                                                                dork
                                                                                               <-----

T's and P's ChiCat

[Mr Bread]

My tower will be next to Bread's and will have a big sign saying:
                                                                                                Get a
                                                                                                 load
                                                                                               of this
                                                                                                dork
                                                                                               <-----

You too will feel the wrath of my golden shower.  Neighbor. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

That might even be a stretch. I don't think some people know that an acre is 43,560 sq. ft.
Math:1,045 sq ft. If you want to build a house on a 30' x 35' lot, have fun.

Mocat you wanna check these numbers for us? 

[Emo EMAW]

So it's like 40 people per acre, right?  I mumped that up, too.

[puniraptor]

My tower will have a hot tub on the roof and you guys are all welcome to party in it as long as no one pisses in it.

[slobber]

That might even be a stretch. I don't think some people know that an acre is 43,560 sq. ft.
Math:1,045 sq ft. If you want to build a house on a 30' x 35' lot, have fun.

Mocat you wanna check these numbers for us? 

This is a great idea. From now on, all math needs to be PM'd to go to the mocat math clearinghouse thread and cleared/verified prior to posting on this blog.

EDIT: FMP

[XocolateThundarr]

We'd starve because no farmers because not enough room for farms.

There would tons of farmland available outside the city walls.

But what about when the Zombies come?  What then...

[Cartierfor3]

We'd starve because no farmers because not enough room for farms.

There would tons of farmland available outside the city walls.

But what about when the Zombies come?  What then...

We'd be stacked up like a lasagna for them!

[puniraptor]

In mocat's defense, his math was dead on.

[GCJayhawker]

Things I learned in this thread:

1. Some gEMAWers are not very good at math

2. People want to use towers to mess with Mr. Bread.

[mocat]

Oh wait guys, did I say earth? I meant the population of Hong Kong. (nailed it)

[Mr Bread]

Oh wait guys, did I say earth? I meant the population of Hong Kong. (nailed it)

It is also the population of earth circa 7000 b.c.

[Bloodfart]

We'd starve because no farmers because not enough room for farms.

There would tons of farmland available outside the city walls.

There's gonna be walls?

[CHONGS]

http://wolfr.am/12dOOzM

http://wolfr.am/XoEeb6

[0.42]

Imagine all those Texans with all those guns living next to all those Californians. 

oh man. i could stop by rusty's golden gate apartment complex for some music recommendos and then ding dong ditch the crap out of so many people

[slobber]

If I could find it, linking the thread where sd talks about the building with the many levels representing classes and how all of the crap is at the bottom and the ruler is at the top with no one from the outside world allowed in except for some kids on rare occasion who are never heard from again would be appropriate here. However, the shitty search function was no help when I typed that in.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

If I could find it, linking the thread where sd talks about the building with the many levels representing classes and how all of the crap is at the bottom and the ruler is at the top with no one from the outside world allowed in except for some kids on rare occasion who are never heard from again would be appropriate here. However, the shitty search function was no help when I typed that in.

Wool?

[star seed 7]

http://wolfr.am/12dOOzM

http://wolfr.am/XoEeb6

see how easy that was.

[Bloodfart]

If I could find it, linking the thread where sd talks about the building with the many levels representing classes and how all of the crap is at the bottom and the ruler is at the top with no one from the outside world allowed in except for some kids on rare occasion who are never heard from again would be appropriate here. However, the shitty search function was no help when I typed that in.

The search function is fine.  You just have to type the right stuff in the box thingy then tap the spy glass thingy.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=10376.125