Alright, Scott, I'm back.
I'll post who and why:
YLA: You said island, right? Guy dresses like he's on an island pretty much every day. I wanna wake up every morning(from the sun beating on my face, of course) and look over to see that adonis like spearing fish for us to eat or something. YLA lives for ComboFanning season, he has to come with.
Wackycat: 2 main reasons- First, to save the world from whatever diseases he has. Second, I want him to wake up every morning and see YLA being prettier than him.
EMAWMeister: I don't want 'Meister to be able to complete 'clams' burrito challenge two years in a row because he won't shut up about it from last year. Also, his GF is leaving him anyways (see Master Dating Thread) and he lives alone as is, so 4 people who can't ever get away from him might be a nice change of pace.
OK Cat: Mostly coming along to piss off Wackycat, but I think this hell-hole of an island might be a good warm-up for the eternity he will be spending in hell.
Pack your bags, boys! We're going on vacation!