Author Topic: Things You Call Things That Aren't Really What The Things Are Called (Read 5331 times)

steve dave · « **on:** March 18, 2013, 12:53:46 PM »

Fish McNuggets: Fuggets

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:30:54 PM »

When Dustin spills his drink it's a rotten vegetable

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:31:15 PM »

When you see a car smoking it's a fresh fruit

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM »

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:35:15 PM »

Like this thread should be somewhat unique to us and our experiences or just like a list of common things?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:38:41 PM »

when mcdonalds had the "big and tasty" i would call it the "big and nasty"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:41:25 PM »

I call those air freshners they have in bathrooms that spray every 5 minutes or whatever "queefers"

I should really stop calling them that

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:42:33 PM »

I know a lot of people who call Wal-Mart "Wally World".

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:43:27 PM »

My wife calls BWW "buffs" which I find adorable

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:53:08 PM »

I call all conversion vans rape vans. I have Workaholics to thank for that.

jc_jax · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2013, 01:57:35 PM »

We eat at Taco Smell some times. Other times, I've been to Burger Sling or Sling of Burgers.

_33 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2013, 02:10:36 PM »

I call pencils: scribble sticks.

pissclams · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2013, 02:33:14 PM »

i call booze: go juice

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2013, 02:40:46 PM »

I've referred to booze as "sweet nectar" a time or two. I might give "go juice" a try this weekend.

8manpick · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2013, 02:47:21 PM »

Adderall: beast mode

Willesgirl · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:11:15 PM »

I call tennis shoes "scoots."

CNS · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:13:08 PM »

I call tennis shoes "scoots."

I had no idea you were my friend's grandma.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM »

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:22:44 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM
i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Boobtube?

Willesgirl · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:23:59 PM »

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:11:15 PM
I call tennis shoes "scoots."

I had no idea you were my friend's grandma.

Your friend's grandma sounds really hip.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:26:16 PM »

any type of athletic shoe = kicks.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:28:10 PM »

Sometimes I call signatures "John Hancocks"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:28:25 PM »

Sometimes I call apartments "flats"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:28:49 PM »

Sometimes I call hands "mitts"

Willesgirl · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:36:53 PM »

Teeth = grill.