Man, what really gets me juiced is that if Timhawk and Beems are any indication, this is going to be one hell of a year long Titletown party.
And to think we just popped the tops, fellas! 
Actually, losers like Tim will ruin ComboFanning season by littering this place with ignorance, bigotry, and pedophile-related comments. Tim is as bad as half the real posters during the aggie invasion of 2011. Maybe worse, idk. I don't split hairs when it comes to smelly losers.
I mean, it is obvs that he is going to burn through his vacation posting here and will eventually get busted by his foreman for being on his phone too much when he should be stripping forms or something. He will get fired and end up doing this full time while collecting unemployment.
Thanks Obama!