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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #75 on: March 13, 2013, 10:04:03 AM »
I'll tell you who's really tart mustard... Fanning! That's who!  :lol:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #76 on: March 13, 2013, 10:09:59 AM »
oh i don't like sweet mustards.  seems so contradictory to me.


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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #77 on: March 13, 2013, 11:20:41 AM »
oh i don't like sweet mustards.  seems so contradictory to me.
Yeah, I thought the same thing until I put a piece of sharp cracker barrel cheese on top of a triscuit cracker with inglehoffer sweet hot mustard w/ honey which was sprayed on top. Christmas has never been the same since then.

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2013, 12:17:19 PM »
talk to me after you've had your first really good jalapeno mustard   :rolleyes:


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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #79 on: March 13, 2013, 12:19:27 PM »
talk to me after you've had your first really good jalapeno mustard   :rolleyes:
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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #80 on: March 13, 2013, 12:26:47 PM »
talk to me after you've had your first really good jalapeno mustard   :rolleyes:

Since you seem to think you're Rear Admiral Mustardpants why don't you tell me what a good one is and I'll put in some work. 
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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #81 on: March 13, 2013, 12:37:00 PM »
ya go put in some work.  go search some out, Milkman Supreme.  i mean, when you're drinking 30oz'ers of milk, i bet a good jalapeno mustard is the first thing on your mind in the morning.  give me two rough ridin' breaks and a hot piece of mustard milk.   :facepalm:


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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #82 on: March 13, 2013, 12:46:54 PM »
ya go put in some work.  go search some out, Milkman Supreme.  i mean, when you're drinking 30oz'ers of milk, i bet a good jalapeno mustard is the first thing on your mind in the morning.  give me two rough ridin' breaks and a hot piece of mustard milk.   :facepalm:

I'd like to know of someone who is more ready to take on some jalapeno mustard than a guy that flat crushes 30 ounces of milk per glass every damn day.  I really would.  So maybe when you're finished talking your big mustard game but not backing it up you could let me know.  You know where to find me.  :drink:
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What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #83 on: March 13, 2013, 12:58:58 PM »
Jalapeño mustards are often sweeter than the average.

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #84 on: March 13, 2013, 01:03:18 PM »
Jalapeño mustards are often sweeter than the average.

heyo, look here it's Master Supreme Commander of the Jalapeno Mustard fleet #5423, reporting for duty.    :flush:


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What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #85 on: March 13, 2013, 01:03:40 PM »
Heyo!

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2013, 01:13:41 PM »
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Peggy Po's!

eff you.

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I let my angry down for one Saturday snoozer and those rough ridin' pokes drop a deuce on us.  This is the most demoralizing home loss that I've missed since Lavender.

At first I thought that taller guards were what hurt ClemPull, but Keiton Page?  That zit faced, pocket-sized hick put a lock down on us all game.

eff you Dom.  I'm sorry, but that was pathetic. 

eff you JamSam.  That was awful.

eff you guards and wings.  You cannot throw an entry pass.

Frank got the clown pants put on him by T-Ford's 2-3 and 1-3-1.  Our offense looked pathetic and even when we were able to dribble drive, we did not crash in for put backs.

eff you OOD, that was terrible effort.  I know it is a 3 o'clock against a ho-hum, but the second half was just awful.  I KNOW that it is hard to get in the game, but the Booing and heckling should have been thick as a Sharon Collins thigh.  After the warning for throwing bottle caps (Who the hell throws bottle caps?) it was all down hill.

This sucks, back to scrapping for 3rd I guess.  This was a brick to the face.

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2013, 01:30:25 PM »
oh i don't like sweet mustards.  seems so contradictory to me.
Yeah, I thought the same thing until I put a piece of sharp cracker barrel cheese on top of a triscuit cracker with inglehoffer sweet hot mustard w/ honey which was sprayed on top. Christmas has never been the same since then.
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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #88 on: March 13, 2013, 03:58:12 PM »
Re: What K-State celebs do you want to post here?

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #89 on: March 13, 2013, 03:58:41 PM »
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Peggy Po's!

eff you.

Nancy Neg's

I let my angry down for one Saturday snoozer and those rough ridin' pokes drop a deuce on us.  This is the most demoralizing home loss that I've missed since Lavender.

At first I thought that taller guards were what hurt ClemPull, but Keiton Page?  That zit faced, pocket-sized hick put a lock down on us all game.

eff you Dom.  I'm sorry, but that was pathetic. 

eff you JamSam.  That was awful.

eff you guards and wings.  You cannot throw an entry pass.

Frank got the clown pants put on him by T-Ford's 2-3 and 1-3-1.  Our offense looked pathetic and even when we were able to dribble drive, we did not crash in for put backs.

eff you OOD, that was terrible effort.  I know it is a 3 o'clock against a ho-hum, but the second half was just awful.  I KNOW that it is hard to get in the game, but the Booing and heckling should have been thick as a Sharon Collins thigh.  After the warning for throwing bottle caps (Who the hell throws bottle caps?) it was all down hill.

This sucks, back to scrapping for 3rd I guess.  This was a brick to the face.
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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #90 on: March 13, 2013, 04:55:40 PM »
I'm gonna say that my first post here was about mustard b/c i don't want to admit to kkkrusty that the first one was actually in response to his music discussion thread.

doggs i got some legit mother f'n mustard sittin in my fridge right now. pics to come.

i was reading ALOT of Achewood back then. can't remember what my first one was on kstatefansofboardsthatdonthaveanyfreedomanymore...

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #91 on: March 13, 2013, 05:26:31 PM »
I'm pretty my first post was on the original kstatefans.com thread about Nick Williams transferring. I took it pretty hard. :lol:

That or complaining about early enforcement of the alcohol policy at then KSU Stadium. :lol:

(I really can't remember which was first).

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What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #92 on: March 13, 2013, 07:35:28 PM »
My first was a thread I started on ksufans with a letter I sent to the PETA lady and her response to me

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #93 on: March 13, 2013, 07:56:21 PM »
If we're counting ksufans then my first post was a picture of the EMAW painted ku billboard on I-70 circa 2009
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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #94 on: March 13, 2013, 08:08:49 PM »
my first Kstate bbs post was on the ahearn board at gpc, probably in response to ksusys post

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Re: Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #95 on: March 13, 2013, 08:43:21 PM »
My first was a thread I started on ksufans with a letter I sent to the PETA lady and her response to me

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #96 on: March 13, 2013, 09:08:32 PM »
1994. Alt.pcgames or whatever.
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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #98 on: March 13, 2013, 09:58:23 PM »
My first ever post was on ksufans.  Don't remember what it was about.  Wish we could get access to those.  Anyway here is my first post on this board:

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I thought I was having a fist attack right after the game.  My fist was pumping so hard and it wouldn't stop.  It's slowed down a lot now but it's still pumping a little bit.

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Re: What was your FIRST ever post?
« Reply #99 on: March 14, 2013, 10:16:47 AM »
my first post on ksufans was during the original berringer thread.   :lol: