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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #350 on: May 20, 2014, 03:58:03 PM »
I spotted my wife half a bar away....swore to a dozen guys that I would marry that girl, then properly swept her off her feet.  Case closed.


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #351 on: June 04, 2014, 08:56:32 AM »
i am really adept at flipping to some random show, like a home fixit show or whatever, and i pick up on subtle context clues to quickly identify where in america they are. like, i'm really good. shouldn't be a huge surprise though because i've been to all 50 states like a stud.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #352 on: June 04, 2014, 09:09:41 AM »
We racked up a huge tab at this new dive bar downtown called "Tiger bar, Tiger stripe, something like that, etc.) Saturday day with a group of friends. These guys in their late 30's pooled their $ together to open a bar, cause they were both single. Worst part of it, is they are horrible. They don't know how to bartend and their prices are extremely low. We had some girls with us, that the owners love and next thing you know, the owners picked up the $250 tab. That place will never make it.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #353 on: June 04, 2014, 09:16:03 AM »
We racked up a huge tab at this new dive bar downtown called "Tiger bar, Tiger stripe, something like that, etc.) Saturday day with a group of friends. These guys in there late 30's pooled their $ together to open a bar, cause they were both single. Worst part of it, is they are horrible. They don't know how to bartend and their prices are extremely low. We had some girls with us, that the owners love and next thing you know, the owners picked up the $250 tab. That place will never make it.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #354 on: June 04, 2014, 09:28:55 AM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #356 on: June 04, 2014, 09:54:51 PM »
Installed a new faucet for the kitchen sink yesterday, noticed the hot water flow was less than the cold water.  Today i diagnosed a kink in the line, ran a pipe cleaner through it to pop the kink out, works like a boss, now.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #357 on: June 05, 2014, 12:14:08 AM »
Installed a new faucet for the kitchen sink yesterday, noticed the hot water flow was less than the cold water.  Today i diagnosed a kink in the line, ran a pipe cleaner through it to pop the kink out, works like a boss, now.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #358 on: June 05, 2014, 12:21:31 AM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #359 on: June 05, 2014, 12:23:37 AM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

What a rube, always as for a taste first
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #360 on: June 05, 2014, 10:20:54 AM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #361 on: June 05, 2014, 12:44:30 PM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

Dick move, man. Dick move.

Guy was most likely blacky and wanting to continue on into the night for his shot at pound town, and you simply derailed that bitch. Plus, could've been a cat?  :dunno:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #362 on: June 05, 2014, 01:59:24 PM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

Dick move, man. Dick move.

Guy was most likely blacky and wanting to continue on into the night for his shot at pound town, and you simply derailed that bitch. Plus, could've been a cat?  :dunno:
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #363 on: June 05, 2014, 02:07:39 PM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

Dick move, man. Dick move.

Guy was most likely blacky and wanting to continue on into the night for his shot at pound town, and you simply derailed that bitch. Plus, could've been a cat?  :dunno:
he was referring to a post from another thread, but your empathy for the drug-using horndog who was ripped off is noted.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #364 on: June 05, 2014, 03:03:40 PM »
Made $20 off some doofus in Westport last week selling him baking chowder. Lesson learned kids. You use, you lose.

Dick move, man. Dick move.

Guy was most likely blacky and wanting to continue on into the night for his shot at pound town, and you simply derailed that bitch. Plus, could've been a cat?  :dunno:
he was referring to a post from another thread, but your empathy for the drug-using horndog who was ripped off is noted.

also spot on?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #365 on: June 08, 2014, 12:53:26 PM »
Some guy watched me karaoke ghostbusters and then gave me twenty bucks to do queen. And then he cornered me and was talking about the New World Order and how Earth will cease to exist in about 200 years.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #366 on: June 08, 2014, 06:53:52 PM »
Foam party in cancun. Best time I've had in 15 years

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #367 on: June 08, 2014, 08:55:19 PM »
Some guy watched me karaoke ghostbusters and then gave me twenty bucks to do queen. And then he cornered me and was talking about the New World Order and how Earth will cease to exist in about 200 years.

Which queen song

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #368 on: June 08, 2014, 09:03:30 PM »
Bohemian Rhapsody. Great song, terribly played out at karaoke. But whatevs, guy paid me $20. But last night I was at a different karaoke bar and someone did We Are The Champions and it was a phenomenal choice. Such singalonging.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #369 on: June 08, 2014, 09:05:53 PM »
Bohemian Rhapsody. Great song, terribly played out at karaoke. But whatevs, guy paid me $20. But last night I was at a different karaoke bar and someone did We Are The Champions and it was a phenomenal choice. Such singalonging.

I bet bicycle would be a crowd pleaser, and Fat Bottom Girls would get everyone partying like there's no tomorrow.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #370 on: June 09, 2014, 01:02:35 AM »
I did Don't Stop Me Now once. It went pretty well. Not as much of a hit/crowdpleaser but those who actually do know it rough ridin' love it.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #371 on: June 20, 2014, 08:43:28 AM »
Got my haircut two chairs down from the one and only Ron Buck.  :gocho:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #372 on: June 20, 2014, 09:40:23 AM »
Gave a boss Best Man speech at my best friends wedding.  The bar staff said it's the best they've ever heard.  :Woot:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #373 on: June 20, 2014, 09:58:10 AM »
I did Don't Stop Me Now once. It went pretty well. Not as much of a hit/crowdpleaser but those who actually do know it rough ridin' love it.

Yeah, it's a bold choice.  I got grief for doing that song once.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #374 on: June 20, 2014, 10:06:23 AM »
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