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Re: DIRECTV...? (Also General Anti-Semitic Thread)
« Reply #50 on: March 02, 2013, 10:19:46 AM »
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DIRECTV...? (Also General Anti-Semitic Thread)
« Reply #51 on: March 02, 2013, 01:50:22 PM »
I would have been more impressed if you said "Lebanese'd."

I'm too terrified by the Lebanese mafia to ever use that. They're real. People don't seem to realize that. The Stevens own your babies.
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Re: DIRECTV...?
« Reply #52 on: March 02, 2013, 02:16:51 PM »
Yeah as a new customer you will get a really cheap price for at least 3 months, then it will steadily climb.  Every couple of years you can call in and pretend to be butthurt about something and they will give you a break on your bill for a while.
actually exactly every 12 months. 

dtv: hi, mr. ramsay.  thanks for being a longtime customer.  how can I help you.

me:  yeah I need to talk to the retention department

retention department: I see it's been 12 months and your last credit just dropped off.  how about we knock off $30/mo. for the next 12 months if you extend for another year?

me:  cool. talk to you in a year.  :dance:
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